Me

Don’t invite me to any events.
I don’t like weddings, funerals, parties, etc.

While others are planning to go out,
I’m planning not to go anywhere.

Don’t send me any friend requests,
For I don’t want any friendships.

Real friends are hard to find.
Moreover, I’m not a friendly person.

Don’t send me an invitation to a game.
I don’t have time to play games.

No one can easily impress me.
And I never tried to impress people.

Don’t start a conversation with me.
I don’t want to talk to anybody.

If you greet me, I’ll return the greeting.
But I won’t greet you before you greet me.

Don’t wish me a merry Christmas,
For I don’t celebrate Christmas.

And I don’t celebrate birthdays,
So don’t tell me happy birthday.

I’m not interested in holidays.
I don’t follow customs and traditions.

Don’t offer me anything,
For I don’t want any gifts.

I don’t borrow, neither do I lend.
So don’t ask me for a loan.