Me
Don’t invite me to any events.
I don’t like weddings, funerals, parties, etc.
While others are planning to go out,
I’m planning not to go anywhere.
Don’t send me any friend requests,
For I don’t want any friendships.
Real friends are hard to find.
Moreover, I’m not a friendly person.
Don’t send me an invitation to a game.
I don’t have time to play games.
No one can easily impress me.
And I never tried to impress people.
Don’t start a conversation with me.
I don’t want to talk to anybody.
If you greet me, I’ll return the greeting.
But I won’t greet you before you greet me.
Don’t wish me a merry Christmas,
For I don’t celebrate Christmas.
And I don’t celebrate birthdays,
So don’t tell me happy birthday.
I’m not interested in holidays.
I don’t follow customs and traditions.
Don’t offer me anything,
For I don’t want any gifts.
I don’t borrow, neither do I lend.
So don’t ask me for a loan.
Marlon Pitter
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