A Fowl Affair Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: ABAB CDED FGFG HIHI JKJK LMLM NLNL OPOP QRQR MSMS TUTU VIVI LWLW XYXY ZA2ZA2 B2BB2B

I hope I'm not too orthodoxA
To give a joke awayB
That took me like the chicken poxA
And left a debt to payB
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Let argument ignore the costC
If it be dear or cheapD
And only claim that naught be lostE
When it's too good to keepD
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The proverb says All flesh is grassF
But this I do denyG
Because of that which came to passF
But not to pass me byG
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A body weighing by the poundH
Inside of half a scoreI
In case and cordage safely boundH
Was landed at my doorI
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What could it be for friends are slackJ
And give I rather trowK
When they are sure of getting backJ
As much as they bestowK
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My hair at thought of dark designL
Or dynamitish fateM
Stood up like quills of porcupineL
But more than twice as straightM
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Anon I mused on something rareN
Like duck or terrapinL
But dreamed not of the parcel thereN
Might be a pullet inL
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A mighty jerk the string that brokeO
The fowl affair revealedP
The victim of a cruel chokeO
Its neck completely peeledP
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The biped in its paper cofQ
Fin cramped and plump and neatR
Had scratched its very toenails offQ
In making both ends meatR
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The only part I always ateM
That never made me illS
Had gone away decapitateM
And carried off the billS
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I pondered o'er the sacrificeT
The merry thought the wingsU
On giblet gravy salad niceT
And chicken pie ous thingsU
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In heat of Fahrenheit degreeV
Two hundred twelve or moreI
Where its grandsire defying meV
Had crowed the year beforeI
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I thrust it with a hope forlornL
I knew what toughness meantW
And sighed that ever I was bornL
To die of roasting scentW
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But presto what denouement grandX
Of cookery sublimeY
'Twas done as by the second handX
The drumsticks beating thymeY
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And now the moral he who buysZ
Will comprehend its worthA2
Look not so much to weight and sizeZ
As to the date of birthA2
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In fowls there is a differenceB2
The good die young they sayB
And for the death of innocenceB2
To make us meat we prayB

Hattie Howard



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