A Fowl Affair Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABAB CDED FGFG HIHI JKJK LMLM NLNL OPOP QRQR MSMS TUTU VIVI LWLW XYXY ZA2ZA2 B2BB2BI hope I'm not too orthodox | A |
To give a joke away | B |
That took me like the chicken pox | A |
And left a debt to pay | B |
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Let argument ignore the cost | C |
If it be dear or cheap | D |
And only claim that naught be lost | E |
When it's too good to keep | D |
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The proverb says All flesh is grass | F |
But this I do deny | G |
Because of that which came to pass | F |
But not to pass me by | G |
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A body weighing by the pound | H |
Inside of half a score | I |
In case and cordage safely bound | H |
Was landed at my door | I |
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What could it be for friends are slack | J |
And give I rather trow | K |
When they are sure of getting back | J |
As much as they bestow | K |
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My hair at thought of dark design | L |
Or dynamitish fate | M |
Stood up like quills of porcupine | L |
But more than twice as straight | M |
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Anon I mused on something rare | N |
Like duck or terrapin | L |
But dreamed not of the parcel there | N |
Might be a pullet in | L |
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A mighty jerk the string that broke | O |
The fowl affair revealed | P |
The victim of a cruel choke | O |
Its neck completely peeled | P |
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The biped in its paper cof | Q |
Fin cramped and plump and neat | R |
Had scratched its very toenails off | Q |
In making both ends meat | R |
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The only part I always ate | M |
That never made me ill | S |
Had gone away decapitate | M |
And carried off the bill | S |
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I pondered o'er the sacrifice | T |
The merry thought the wings | U |
On giblet gravy salad nice | T |
And chicken pie ous things | U |
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In heat of Fahrenheit degree | V |
Two hundred twelve or more | I |
Where its grandsire defying me | V |
Had crowed the year before | I |
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I thrust it with a hope forlorn | L |
I knew what toughness meant | W |
And sighed that ever I was born | L |
To die of roasting scent | W |
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But presto what denouement grand | X |
Of cookery sublime | Y |
'Twas done as by the second hand | X |
The drumsticks beating thyme | Y |
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And now the moral he who buys | Z |
Will comprehend its worth | A2 |
Look not so much to weight and size | Z |
As to the date of birth | A2 |
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In fowls there is a difference | B2 |
The good die young they say | B |
And for the death of innocence | B2 |
To make us meat we pray | B |
Hattie Howard
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