A Fowl Affair Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABAB CDED FGFG HIHI JKJK LMLM NLNL OPOP QRQR MSMS TUTU VIVI LWLW XYXY ZA2ZA2 B2BB2B| I hope I'm not too orthodox | A |
| To give a joke away | B |
| That took me like the chicken pox | A |
| And left a debt to pay | B |
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| Let argument ignore the cost | C |
| If it be dear or cheap | D |
| And only claim that naught be lost | E |
| When it's too good to keep | D |
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| The proverb says All flesh is grass | F |
| But this I do deny | G |
| Because of that which came to pass | F |
| But not to pass me by | G |
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| A body weighing by the pound | H |
| Inside of half a score | I |
| In case and cordage safely bound | H |
| Was landed at my door | I |
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| What could it be for friends are slack | J |
| And give I rather trow | K |
| When they are sure of getting back | J |
| As much as they bestow | K |
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| My hair at thought of dark design | L |
| Or dynamitish fate | M |
| Stood up like quills of porcupine | L |
| But more than twice as straight | M |
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| Anon I mused on something rare | N |
| Like duck or terrapin | L |
| But dreamed not of the parcel there | N |
| Might be a pullet in | L |
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| A mighty jerk the string that broke | O |
| The fowl affair revealed | P |
| The victim of a cruel choke | O |
| Its neck completely peeled | P |
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| The biped in its paper cof | Q |
| Fin cramped and plump and neat | R |
| Had scratched its very toenails off | Q |
| In making both ends meat | R |
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| The only part I always ate | M |
| That never made me ill | S |
| Had gone away decapitate | M |
| And carried off the bill | S |
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| I pondered o'er the sacrifice | T |
| The merry thought the wings | U |
| On giblet gravy salad nice | T |
| And chicken pie ous things | U |
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| In heat of Fahrenheit degree | V |
| Two hundred twelve or more | I |
| Where its grandsire defying me | V |
| Had crowed the year before | I |
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| I thrust it with a hope forlorn | L |
| I knew what toughness meant | W |
| And sighed that ever I was born | L |
| To die of roasting scent | W |
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| But presto what denouement grand | X |
| Of cookery sublime | Y |
| 'Twas done as by the second hand | X |
| The drumsticks beating thyme | Y |
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| And now the moral he who buys | Z |
| Will comprehend its worth | A2 |
| Look not so much to weight and size | Z |
| As to the date of birth | A2 |
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| In fowls there is a difference | B2 |
| The good die young they say | B |
| And for the death of innocence | B2 |
| To make us meat we pray | B |
Hattie Howard
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