To A Bookseller Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: ABACDEFGEHIAJKLMNAEO AAPQRSGTTUVWXYYZRA2B 2C2D2ALE2EF2AG2H2I2R VRRJ2AAK2RL2VM2PYRN2 O2ZO2O2O2GZRRAP2O2

My dear SirA
There lies a vale in IdaB
LovelierA
Than all the valleysC
Of Ionian hillsD
I take itE
That this is a geographical factF
Anyway it is TennysonG
And I quote itE
In order that you may perceiveH
That I have some acquaintanceI
With the higher walks of LiteratureA
And am therefore a manJ
Of entirely different build from yourselfK
I was born a poetL
And have stuck to my tradeM
Unto this lastN
Possibly you were born a booksellerA
I am willing to give your credit for itE
But I doubt it all the sameO
For I often think the average booksellerA
Must have been born a draperA
The other day I had occasion to do a little book buyingP
It was my first essayQ
In what I now believe to beR
An altogether elegant and delightful formS
Of intellectual recreationG
Of course I went into a shopT
From the yawning Cimmerianity at the back of that shopT
There came unto me swiftly and in large bootsU
A fat youthV
He bowed and he bowed and he bowedW
I want a good edition of Shelley I saidX
And he replied straightwayY
NinepenceshillingnetoneandsixpencenethalfacrownnettwoandeightpencethreeandninepencefiveshillingsnethalfaguineaandkindlystepthiswayY
I said Thank youZ
But I want ShelleyR
Not egg whisksA2
Whereat he smiled and banged under my noseB2
A heavy volumeC2
Bound like a cheap purseD2
And murmured There you areA
The best line in the marketL
Two and eightE2
And because I opened itE
And looked disconsolately at the stodgy running titlesF2
And the entrancing red line borderA
He cast upon me eyes of contempt and disgustG2
And told me that I could not expectH2
Kelmscott Press and tree calfI2
At the moneyR
In fact that fat youthV
Annoyed meR
HeR
WasJ2
A booksellerA
Ah my dear SirA
When I reflect that whatever I may writeK2
No matter how excellent it may beR
Must ultimately pass into the handsL2
Of that fat youthV
And become to himM2
SomethingP
At ninepenceashillingneteighteenpencetwoandsixnetthreeandninefiveshillingsnetorhalfaguineaandkindlystepthiswayY
The spirit of my fathers quails within meR
I know that authorshipN2
Is a trade for foolsO2
Go toZ
Ninepence me no ninepencesO2
Two and sixpence me no netsO2
Bring yourself at onceO2
To your logical conclusionG
And next time I call upon youZ
For ShelleyR
Sell him to meR
As you appear to sell Temporal PowerA
By the poundP2
AvoirdupoisO2

Thomas William Hodgson Crosland



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