Old Deuteronomy Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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Old Deuteronomy's lived a long timeA
He's a Cat who has lived many lives in successionB
He was famous in proverb and famous in rhymeA
A long while before Queen Victoria's accessionB
Old Deuteronomy's buried nine wivesC
And more I am tempted to say ninety nineD
And his numerous progeny prospers and thrivesC
And the village is proud of him in his declineD
At the sight of that placid and bland physiognomyA
When he sits in the sun on the vicarage wallE
The Oldest Inhabitant croaks Well of allE
Things Can it be really No YesF
Ho hiG
Oh my eyeG
My mind may be wandering but I confessF
I believe it is Old DeuteronomyA
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Old Deuteronomy sits in the streetH
He sits in the High Street on market dayI
The bullocks may bellow the sheep they may bleatI
But the dogs and the herdsmen will turn them awayI
The cars and the lorries run over the kerbJ
And the villagers put up a notice ROAD CLOSEDI
So that nothing untoward may chance to distrubJ
Deuteronomy's rest when he feels so disposedI
Or when he's engaged in domestic economyA
And the Oldest Inhabitant croaks Well of allE
Things Can it be really No YesF
Ho hiG
Oh my eyeG
My sight's unreliable but I can guessF
That the cause of the trouble is Old DeuteronomyA
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Old Deuteronomy lies on the floorK
Of the Fox and French Horn for his afternoon sleepL
And when the men say There's just time for one moreK
Then the landlady from her back parlour will peepL
And say New then out you go by the back doorK
For Old Deuteronomy mustn't be wokenB
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I'll have the police if there's any uproarK
And out they all shuffle without a word spokenB
The digestive repose of that feline's gastronomyA
Must never be broken whatever befallE
And the Oldest Inhabitant croaks Well of allE
Things Can it be really No YesF
Ho hiG
Oh my eyeG
My legs may be tottery I must go slowM
And be careful of Old DeuteronomyA
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Of the awefull battle of the Pekes and the PolliclesF
together with some account of the participation of theN
Pugs and the Poms and the intervention of the GreatI
RumpuscatI
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The Pekes and the Pollicles everyone knowsF
Are proud and implacable passionate foesF
It is always the same wherever one goesF
And the Pugs and the Poms although most people sayF
That they do not like fighting yet once in a wayF
They will now and again join in to the frayF
And theyF
Bark bark bark barkO
Bark bark BARK BARKO
Until you can hear them all over the ParkO
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Now on the occasion of which I shall speakP
Almost nothing had happened for nearly a weekP
And that's a long time for a Pol or a PekeP
The big Police Dog was away from his beatI
I don't know the reason but most people thinkP
He'd slipped into the Wellington Arms for a drinkP
And no one at all was about on the streetI
When a Peke and a Pollicle happened to meetI
They did not advance or exactly retreatI
But they glared at each other and scraped their hindI
feetI
And they started toI
Bark bark bark barkP
Bark bark BARK BARKP
Until you can hear them all over the ParkP
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Now the Peke although people may say what they pleaseF
Is no British Dog but a Heathen ChineseF
And so all the Pekes when they heard the uproarK
Some came to the window some came to the doorK
There were surely a dozen more likely a scoreK
And together they started to grumble and wheezeF
In their huffery snuffery Heathen ChineseF
But a terrible din is what Pollicles likeP
For your Pollicle Dog is a dour Yorkshire tykeP
And his braw Scottish cousins are snappers and bitersF
And every dog jack of them notable fightersF
And so they stepped out with their pipers in orderQ
Playing When the Blue Bonnets Came Over the BorderQ
Then the Pugs and the Poms held no longer aloofR
But some from the balcony some from the roofR
Joined inS
To the dinS
With aN
Bark bark bark barkP
Bark bark BARK BARKP
Until you can hear them all over the ParkP
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Now when these bold heroes together assembledI
That traffic all stopped and the Underground trembledI
And some of the neighbours were so much afraidI
That they started to ring up the Fire BrigadeI
When suddenly up from a small basement flatI
Why who should stalk out but the GREAT RUMPUSCATI
His eyes were like fireballs fearfully blazingP
He gave a great yawn and his jaws were amazingP
And when he looked out through the bars of the areaN
You never saw anything fiercer or hairierN
And what with the glare of his eyes and his yawningP
The Pekes and the Pollicles quickly took warningP
He looked at the sky and he gave a great leapL
And they every last one of them scattered like sheepL
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And when the Police Dog returned to his beatI
There wasn't a single one left in the streetI

T. S. Eliot



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