Spike Milligan Never Poems
- 1. Soldier Freddy
Soldier Freddy
was never ready,
But! Soldier Neddy,
unlike Freddy
... - 2. Letters
I was thinking of letters,
We all have a lot in our life
A few good - a few sad
But mostly run of the mill-
... - 3. The Abc
'Twas midnight in the schoolroom
And every desk was shut
When suddenly from the alphabet
Was heard a loud "Tut-Tut!"
... - 4. Bazonka
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... - 5. Two Children
Two children (small), one Four, one Five,
Once saw a bee go in a hive,
They'd never seen a bee before!
So waited there to see some more.
... - 6. In The Land Of The Bumbley Boo
In the land of the Bumbley Boo
The People are red white and blue,
They never blow noses,
Or ever wear closes,
... - 7. Why?
American Detectives
Never remove their hats
When investigating murders
In other people's flats.
... - 8. Look At All Those Monkeys!
Look at all those monkeys
Jumping in their cage.
Why don't they all go out to work
And earn a decent wage?
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