Spike Milligan Never Poems

  • 1.
    Soldier Freddy
    was never ready,
    But! Soldier Neddy,
    unlike Freddy
  • 2.
    I was thinking of letters,
    We all have a lot in our life
    A few good - a few sad
    But mostly run of the mill-
  • 3.
    'Twas midnight in the schoolroom
    And every desk was shut
    When suddenly from the alphabet
    Was heard a loud "Tut-Tut!"
  • 4.

  • 5.
    Two children (small), one Four, one Five,
    Once saw a bee go in a hive,
    They'd never seen a bee before!
    So waited there to see some more.
  • 6.
    In the land of the Bumbley Boo
    The People are red white and blue,
    They never blow noses,
    Or ever wear closes,
  • 7.
    American Detectives
    Never remove their hats
    When investigating murders
    In other people's flats.
  • 8.
    Look at all those monkeys
    Jumping in their cage.
    Why don't they all go out to work
    And earn a decent wage?
Total 8 Never Poems by Spike Milligan

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