- 1. The Red Wiggle Fish
Whilst we've been camping, on the banks of the river Murray,
I've made it my mission, to catch that big one and see,
Well what's all the fuss about, what makes them iconic,
Whether your using cheese for bait, or lures having a flick,
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- 2. Pure Gold
Let me tell you a little story, of the missus and her cheese,
Some would call it an obsession, almost as extreme as a disease,
There's not a single day passes, without some gracing her palate,
So to keep her stocked up, you'd be needing a healthy wallet,
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- 3. The Splash
Kicked back having a port, and I hears this splash,
Being curious as I am, I grab the torch in a flash,
Well wouldn't you know it, the 2nd time in 9 months,
I've had a personal encounter, with a duck billed platypus,
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- 4. Frying Pan
Just out of Dungog, up in Chichester State forest
There's a beautiful camp ground, that's up with the best
On the Telegherry River, that lines all the top spots
Through the week it's sparce, but come Friday there's lot's
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- 5. Bush Therapy
It's time babe to pack that trailer, and shop for a week and go
We're heading bush, for quiet time with two dogs in toe.
Honey's a seasoned gal, with Coco, an open book
The start was shit, with coco the whinging sook
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- 6. The Brown
We pull up at Edi Cutting, on a stinking hot day,
At another free camp, cause we choose not to pay,
Only 2hrs here , and decide to go for a swim
On this fresh water river, known only as the King,
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- 7. The 5th
It's turned January the fifth, and Shell's birthdays just arrived,
And we're heading off to Glenrowan, a place Ned Kelly couldn't survive,
But our first point of call, is Australia's largest Gold dredge,
In a town called Eldorado, just out on Wangaratta's edge,
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- 8. The Walk Up
We decided today, to checkout Paradise Falls
Hidden in The King Valley, where we are camping of course,
A 20 minute round walk, yeh that what the sign said,
But whoever wrote that, was definitely off his head,
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- 9. Drawn South
We got up nice and early,
Right round 4am I think,
So we get our ritual on,
With that loaded up coffee to drink.
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