The Haggis Of Private Mcphee Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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Hae ye heard whit ma auld mither's postit tae meA
It fair maks me hamesick says Private McPheeA
And whit did she send ye says Private McPhunB
As he cockit his rifle and bleezed at a HunB
A haggis A Haggis says Private McPheeA
The brawest big haggis I ever did seeA
And think it's the morn when fond memory turnsC
Tae haggis and whuskey the Birthday o' BurnsC
We maun find a dram then we'll ca' in the restD
O' the lads and we'll hae a Burns' Nicht wi' the bestD
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Be ready at sundoon snapped Sergeant McColeE
I want you two men for the List'nin' PatrolE
Then Private McPhee looked at Private McPhunB
I'm thinkin' ma lad we're confoundedly doneB
Then Private McPhun looked at Private McPheeA
I'm thinkin' auld chap it's a' aff wi' oor spreeA
But up spoke their crony wee Wullie McNairF
Jist lea' yer braw haggis for me tae prepareF
And as for the dram if I search the camp roun'B
We maun hae a drappie tae jist haud it doonB
Sae rin lads and think though the nicht it be blackG
O' the haggis that's waitin' ye when ye get backG
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My but it wis waesome on Naebuddy's LandH
And the deid they were rottin' on every handH
And the rockets like corpse candles hauntit the skyI
And the winds o' destruction went shudderin' byI
There wis skelpin' o' bullets and skirlin' o' shellsJ
And breengin' o' bombs and a thoosand death knellsJ
But cooryin' doon in a Jack Johnson holeE
Little fashed the twa men o' the List'nin' PatrolE
For sweeter than honey and bricht as a gemK
Wis the thocht o' the haggis that waitit for themK
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Yet alas in oor moments o' sunniest cheerL
Calamity's aften maist cruelly nearL
And while the twa talked o' their puddin' divineB
The Boches below them were howkin' a mineB
And while the twa cracked o' the feast they would haeM
The fuse it wis burnin' and burnin' awayN
Then sudden a roar like the thunner o' doomO
A hell leap o' flame then the wheesht o' the tombO
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Haw Jock Are ye hurtit says Private McPhunB
Ay Geordie they've got me I'm fearin' I'm doneB
It's ma leg I'm jist thinkin' it's aff at the kneeB
Ye'd best gang and leave me says Private McPheeB
Oh leave ye I wunna says Private McPhunB
And leave ye I canna for though I micht runB
It's no faur I wud gang it's no muckle I'd seeB
I'm blindit and that's whit's the maitter wi' meB
Then Private McPhee sadly shakit his heidP
If we bide here for lang we'll be bidin' for deidP
And yet Geordie lad I could gang weel contentP
If I'd tasted that haggis ma auld mither sentP
That's droll says McPhun ye've jist speakit ma mindP
Oh I ken it's a terrible thing tae be blindP
And yet it's no that that embitters ma lotP
It's missin' that braw muckle haggis ye've gotP
For a while they were silent then up once againB
Spoke Private McPhee though he whussilt wi' painB
And why should we miss it Between you and meB
We've legs for tae run and we've eyes for tae seeB
You lend me your shanks and I'll lend you ma sichtP
And we'll baith hae a kyte fu' o' haggis the nichtP
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Oh the sky it wis dourlike and dreepin' a weeB
When Private McPhun gruppit Private McPheeB
Oh the glaur it wis fylin' and crieshin' the grun'B
When Private McPhee guidit Private McPhunB
Keep clear o' them corpses they're maybe no deidP
Haud on There's a big muckle crater aheidP
Look oot There's a sap we'll be haein' a coupQ
A staur shell For Godsake Doun lad on yer daupQ
Bear aff tae yer richt Aw yer jist daein' fineB
Before the nicht's feenished on haggis we'll dineB
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There wis death and destruction on every handP
There wis havoc and horror on Naebuddy's LandP
And the shells bickered doun wi' a crump and a glareF
And the hameless wee bullets were dingin' the airF
Yet on they went staggerin' cooryin' dounB
When the stutter and cluck o' a Maxim crept roun'B
And the legs o' McPhun they were sturdy and stootP
And McPhee on his back kept a bonnie look ootP
On on ma brave lad We're no faur frae the goalE
I can hear the braw sweerin' o' Sergeant McColeE
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But strength has its leemit and Private McPhunB
Wi' a sab and a curse fell his length on the grun'B
Then Private McPhee shoutit doon in his earR
Jist think o' the haggis I smell it from hereR
It's gushin' wi' juice it's embaumin' the airF
It's steamin' for us and we're jist aboot thereF
Then Private McPhun answers Dommit auld chapQ
For the sake o' that haggis I'll gang till I drapQ
And he gets on his feet wi' a heave and a strainB
And onward he staggers in passion and painB
And the flare and the glare and the fury increaseJ
Till you'd think they'd jist taken a' hell on a leaseJ
And on they go reelin' in peetifu' plightP
And someone is shoutin' away on their rightP
And someone is runnin' and noo they can hearR
A sound like a prayer and a sound like a cheerL
And swift through the crash and the flash and the dinB
The lads o' the Hielands are bringin' them inB
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They're baith sairly woundit but is it no drollE
Hoo they rave aboot haggis says Sergeant McColeE
When hirplin alang comes wee Wullie McNairF
And they a' wonnert why he wis greetin' sae sairF
And he says I'd jist liftit it oot o' the potP
And there it lay steamin' and savoury hotP
When sudden I dooked at the fleech o' a shellS
And it dropped on the haggis and dinged it tae hellS
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And oh but the lads were fair taken abackG
Then sudden the order wis passed tae attackG
And up from the trenches like lions they leaptP
And on through the nicht like a torrent they sweptP
On on wi' their bayonets thirstin' beforeF
On on tae the foe wi' a rush and a roarF
And wild to the welkin their battle cry rangT
And doon on the Boches like tigers they sprangT
And there wisna a man but had death in his eeB
For he thocht o' the haggis o' Private McPheeB

Robert William Service



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