A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
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Nietzsche is Peitsche.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.
When there are monsters there are miracles.
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
When I did 'Bumble-ardy,' I was so intensely aware of death. Eugene, my friend and partner, was dying here in the house when I did 'Bumble-ardy'. I did 'Bumble-ardy' to save myself. I did not want to die with him. I wanted to live, as any human being does.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
A man of genius has been seldom ruined but by himself.
I know that war is very cruel and that life is harder when you aren't able to live in the place you called home.
Wealth is not without its advantages and the case to the contrary, although it has often been made, has never proved widely persuasive.
I think kids ought to travel. I think it's very good to carry kids around. It's good for them. Of course it's tough on the parents.
We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.
The Middle East is ailing. The malady stems from pervasive violence, shortages of food, water and educational opportunities, discrimination against women and - the most virulent cause of all - the absence of freedom.
Fear attracts attack.
Life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quickly you hardly catch it going.