Ogden Nash Quotes
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long.
The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!