With due reverence and apologies to Stevie Smith


His message unsent, no signal,
Debate still in limbo:
His thirst only quenched by a tablet
Not with wisdom but info.

Poor chap, he always loved learning
So many views
It must have been too much for him his brain gave way,
Fake news.

Oh, no no no, there was too much always
(Often said to our hero)
He was much too thirsty all his life
But for wisdom not info.