Hans Carvel Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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Hans Carvel impotent and oldA
Married a lass of London mouldA
Handsome Enough extremely gayB
Loved music company and playB
High flights she had and wit at willC
And so her tongue lay seldom stillC
For in all visits who but sheD
To argue or to reparteeD
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She made it plain that human passionE
Was order'd by predestinationE
That if weak women went astrayB
Their stars were more in fault than theyB
Whole tragedies she had by heartF
Enter'd into Roxana's partF
To triumph in her rival's bloodG
The action certainly was goodH
How like a vine young Ammon curl'dI
Oh that dear conqueror of the worldI
She pity'd Betterton in ageJ
That ridiculed the godlike rageJ
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She first of all the town was toldA
Where newest India things were soldA
So in a morning without bodiceK
Slipt sometimes out to Mrs Thody'sK
To cheapen tea to buy a screenL
What else could so much virtue meanL
For to prevent the least reproachM
Betty went with her in the coachM
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But when no very great affairN
Excited her peculiar careN
She without fail was waked at tenO
Drank chocolate then slept againO
At twelve she rose with much adoP
Her clothes were huddled on by twoP
Then does my lady dine at homeQ
Yes sure but is the colonel comeR
Next how to spend the afternoonS
And not come home again too soonS
The change the city or the playB
As each was proper for the dayB
A turn in summer to Hyde parkT
When it grew tolerably darkT
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Wife's pleasure causes husband's painU
Strange fancies come in Hans's brainU
He thought of what he did not nameV
And would reform but durst not nameV
At first he therefore preach'd his wifeW
The comforts of a pious lifeW
Told her how transient beauty wasK
That all must die and flesh was grassK
He bought her sermons psalms and gracesK
And doubled down the useful placesK
But still the weight of worldly careN
Allow'd her little time for prayerN
And Cleopatra was read o'erX
While Scot and Wake and twenty moreY
That teach one to deny one's selfZ
Stood unmolested on the shelfZ
An untouch'd bible graced her toiletteB
No fear that thumb of hers should spoil itB
In short the trade was still the sameV
The dame went out the colonel cameV
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What's to be done poor Carvel criedB
Another battery must be triedB
What if to spells I had recourseK
'Tis but to hinder something worseK
The end must justify the meansK
He only sins who ill intendsK
Since therefore 'tis to combat evilA2
'Tis lawful to employ the devilA2
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Forthwith the devil did appearB2
For name him and he's always nearB2
Not in the shape in which he pliesK
At miss's elbow when she liesK
Or stands before the nursery doorsK
To take the naughty boy that roarsK
But without tail or eye or clawC2
Like a grave barrister at lawC2
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Hans Carvel lay aside your griefD2
The devil says I bring reliefD2
Relief says Hans pray let me craveE2
Your name Sir Satan Sir your slaveE2
I did not look upon your feetB
You'll pardon me Ay now I see'tB
And pray Sir when came you from hellF2
Our friends there did you leave them wellF2
All well but pr'ythee honest HansK
Says Satan leave your complaisanceK
The truth is this I cannot stayB
Flaring in sunshine all the dayB
For entre nous we hellish spritesK
Love more the fresco of the nightsK
And oftener our receipts conveyB
In dreams than any other wayB
I tell you therefore as a friendB
Ere morning dawns your fears shall endB
Go then this evening Master CarvelF2
Lay down your fowls and broach your barrelA2
Let friends and wine dissolve your careN
Whilst I the great receipt prepareN
To night I'll bring it by my faithG2
Believe for once what Satan saithG2
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Away went Hans glad not a littleA2
Obey'd the devil to a tittleA2
Invited friends some half a dozenE
The colonel and my lady's cousinE
The meat was served the bowls were crown'dB
Catches were sung and healths went roundB
Barbadoes' waters for the closeK
Till Hans had fairly got his doseK
The colonel toasted to the bestB
The dame moved off to be undress'dB
The chimes went twelve the guests withdrewP
But when or how Hans hardly knewP
Some modern anecdotes averX
He nodded in his elbow chairN
From thence was carried off to bedB
John held his heels and Nan his headB
My lady was disturb'd new sorrowH2
Which Hans must answer for to morrowH2
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In bed then view this happy pairN
And think how Hymen triumph'd thereN
Hans fast asleep as soon as laidB
The duty of the night unpaidB
The waking dame with thoughts oppress'dB
That made her hate both him and restB
By such a husband such a wifeW
'Twas Acme's and Septimius' lifeW
The lady sigh'd the lover snoredB
The punctual devil kept his wordB
Appear'd to Honest Hans againO
But not at all by Madam seenL
Fit for the finger of a kingI2
Dear Hans said he this jewel takeJ2
And wear it long for Satan's sakeJ2
'Twill do your business to a hairN
For long as you this ring shall wearN
As sure as I look over LincolnE
That ne'er shall happen which you think onK2
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Hans took the ring with joy extremeL2
All this was only in a dreamL2
And thrusting it beyond his jointB
'Tis done he cried I've gain'd my pointB
What point said she you ugly beastB
You neither give me joy nor restB
'Tis done What's done you drunken bearN
You've thrust your finger G d knows whereN

Matthew Prior



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