Hans Carvel Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABBCCDD EEBBFFGHIIJJ AAKKLLMM NNOOPPQRSSBBTT UUVVWWKKKKNNXYZZBBVV BBKKKKA2A2 B2B2KKKKC2C2 D2D2E2E2BBF2F2KKBBKK BBBBF2A2NNG2G2 A2A2EEBBKKBBPPXNBBH2 H2 NNBBBBWWBBOLI2J2J2NN EK2 L2L2BBBBNNHans Carvel impotent and old | A |
Married a lass of London mould | A |
Handsome Enough extremely gay | B |
Loved music company and play | B |
High flights she had and wit at will | C |
And so her tongue lay seldom still | C |
For in all visits who but she | D |
To argue or to repartee | D |
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She made it plain that human passion | E |
Was order'd by predestination | E |
That if weak women went astray | B |
Their stars were more in fault than they | B |
Whole tragedies she had by heart | F |
Enter'd into Roxana's part | F |
To triumph in her rival's blood | G |
The action certainly was good | H |
How like a vine young Ammon curl'd | I |
Oh that dear conqueror of the world | I |
She pity'd Betterton in age | J |
That ridiculed the godlike rage | J |
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She first of all the town was told | A |
Where newest India things were sold | A |
So in a morning without bodice | K |
Slipt sometimes out to Mrs Thody's | K |
To cheapen tea to buy a screen | L |
What else could so much virtue mean | L |
For to prevent the least reproach | M |
Betty went with her in the coach | M |
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But when no very great affair | N |
Excited her peculiar care | N |
She without fail was waked at ten | O |
Drank chocolate then slept again | O |
At twelve she rose with much ado | P |
Her clothes were huddled on by two | P |
Then does my lady dine at home | Q |
Yes sure but is the colonel come | R |
Next how to spend the afternoon | S |
And not come home again too soon | S |
The change the city or the play | B |
As each was proper for the day | B |
A turn in summer to Hyde park | T |
When it grew tolerably dark | T |
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Wife's pleasure causes husband's pain | U |
Strange fancies come in Hans's brain | U |
He thought of what he did not name | V |
And would reform but durst not name | V |
At first he therefore preach'd his wife | W |
The comforts of a pious life | W |
Told her how transient beauty was | K |
That all must die and flesh was grass | K |
He bought her sermons psalms and graces | K |
And doubled down the useful places | K |
But still the weight of worldly care | N |
Allow'd her little time for prayer | N |
And Cleopatra was read o'er | X |
While Scot and Wake and twenty more | Y |
That teach one to deny one's self | Z |
Stood unmolested on the shelf | Z |
An untouch'd bible graced her toilette | B |
No fear that thumb of hers should spoil it | B |
In short the trade was still the same | V |
The dame went out the colonel came | V |
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What's to be done poor Carvel cried | B |
Another battery must be tried | B |
What if to spells I had recourse | K |
'Tis but to hinder something worse | K |
The end must justify the means | K |
He only sins who ill intends | K |
Since therefore 'tis to combat evil | A2 |
'Tis lawful to employ the devil | A2 |
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Forthwith the devil did appear | B2 |
For name him and he's always near | B2 |
Not in the shape in which he plies | K |
At miss's elbow when she lies | K |
Or stands before the nursery doors | K |
To take the naughty boy that roars | K |
But without tail or eye or claw | C2 |
Like a grave barrister at law | C2 |
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Hans Carvel lay aside your grief | D2 |
The devil says I bring relief | D2 |
Relief says Hans pray let me crave | E2 |
Your name Sir Satan Sir your slave | E2 |
I did not look upon your feet | B |
You'll pardon me Ay now I see't | B |
And pray Sir when came you from hell | F2 |
Our friends there did you leave them well | F2 |
All well but pr'ythee honest Hans | K |
Says Satan leave your complaisance | K |
The truth is this I cannot stay | B |
Flaring in sunshine all the day | B |
For entre nous we hellish sprites | K |
Love more the fresco of the nights | K |
And oftener our receipts convey | B |
In dreams than any other way | B |
I tell you therefore as a friend | B |
Ere morning dawns your fears shall end | B |
Go then this evening Master Carvel | F2 |
Lay down your fowls and broach your barrel | A2 |
Let friends and wine dissolve your care | N |
Whilst I the great receipt prepare | N |
To night I'll bring it by my faith | G2 |
Believe for once what Satan saith | G2 |
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Away went Hans glad not a little | A2 |
Obey'd the devil to a tittle | A2 |
Invited friends some half a dozen | E |
The colonel and my lady's cousin | E |
The meat was served the bowls were crown'd | B |
Catches were sung and healths went round | B |
Barbadoes' waters for the close | K |
Till Hans had fairly got his dose | K |
The colonel toasted to the best | B |
The dame moved off to be undress'd | B |
The chimes went twelve the guests withdrew | P |
But when or how Hans hardly knew | P |
Some modern anecdotes aver | X |
He nodded in his elbow chair | N |
From thence was carried off to bed | B |
John held his heels and Nan his head | B |
My lady was disturb'd new sorrow | H2 |
Which Hans must answer for to morrow | H2 |
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In bed then view this happy pair | N |
And think how Hymen triumph'd there | N |
Hans fast asleep as soon as laid | B |
The duty of the night unpaid | B |
The waking dame with thoughts oppress'd | B |
That made her hate both him and rest | B |
By such a husband such a wife | W |
'Twas Acme's and Septimius' life | W |
The lady sigh'd the lover snored | B |
The punctual devil kept his word | B |
Appear'd to Honest Hans again | O |
But not at all by Madam seen | L |
Fit for the finger of a king | I2 |
Dear Hans said he this jewel take | J2 |
And wear it long for Satan's sake | J2 |
'Twill do your business to a hair | N |
For long as you this ring shall wear | N |
As sure as I look over Lincoln | E |
That ne'er shall happen which you think on | K2 |
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Hans took the ring with joy extreme | L2 |
All this was only in a dream | L2 |
And thrusting it beyond his joint | B |
'Tis done he cried I've gain'd my point | B |
What point said she you ugly beast | B |
You neither give me joy nor rest | B |
'Tis done What's done you drunken bear | N |
You've thrust your finger G d knows where | N |
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