Alma; Or, The Progress Of The Mind. In Three Cantos. - Canto Iii. Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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Richard who now was half asleepA
Roused nor would longer silence keepA
And sense like this in vocal breathB
Broke from his twofold hedge of teethC
Now if this phrase too harsh be thoughtD
Pope tell the world 'tis not my faultE
Old Homer taught us thus to speakF
If 'tis not sense at least 'tis GreekF
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As folks quoth Richard prone to leasingG
Say things at first because they're pleasingG
Then prove what they have once assertedH
Nor care to have their lie desertedI
Till their own dreams at length deceive 'emJ
And oft repeating they believe 'emJ
Or as again those amorous bladesK
Who trifle with their mother's maidsK
Though at the first their wild desireL
Was but to quench a present fireL
Yet if the object of their loveM
Chance by Lucina's aid to proveN
They seldom let the bantling roarO
In basket at a neighbour's doorO
But by the flattering glass of NatureL
Viewing themselves in Cakebread's featureL
With serious thought and care supportP
What only was begun in sportP
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Just so with you my friend it faresQ
Who deal in philosophic waresQ
Atoms you cut and forms you measureL
To gratify your private pleasureL
Till airy seeds of casual witR
Do some fantastic birth begetS
And pleased to find your system mendedI
Beyond what you at first intendedH
The happy whimsey you pursueT
Till you at length believe it trueT
Caught by your own delusive artU
You fancy first and then assertV
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Quoth Matthew Friend as far as IW
Through art or nature cast my eyeW
This axiom clearly I discernX
That one must teach and t'other learnX
No fool Pythagoras was thoughtD
Whilst he his weighty doctrines taughtD
He made his listening scholars standY
Their mouth still cove'd with their handY
Else may be some odd thinking youthZ
Less friend to doctrine than to truthZ
Might have refused to let his earsA2
Attend the music of the spheresA2
Denied all transmigrating scenesB2
And introduced the use of beansB2
From great Lucretius take his voidC2
And all the world is quite destroy'dC2
Deny Descart his subtle matterL
You leave him neither fire nor waterL
How oddly would Sir Isaac lookD2
If you in answer to his bookD2
Say in the front of your discourseE2
That things have no elastic forceE2
How could our chymic friends go onF2
To find the philosophic stoneG2
If you more powerful reasons bringG
To prove that there is no such thingG
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Your chiefs in sciences and artsH2
Have great contempt of Alma's partsH2
They find she giddy is or dullI2
She doubts if things are void or fullJ2
And who should be presumed to tellK2
What she herself should see or feelL2
She doubts if two and two make fourO
Though she has told them twelve times o'erL
It can't it may be and it mustM2
To which of these must Alma trustM2
Nay further yet they make her goN2
In doubting if she doubts or noN2
Can syllogism set things rightO2
No majors soon with minors fightO2
Or both in friendly consort join'dP2
The consequence limps false behindQ2
So to some cunning man she goesR2
And asks of him how much she knowsR2
With patience grave he hears her speakF
And from his short notes gives her backS2
What from her tale he comprehendedI
Thus the dispute is wisely endedH
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From the account the loser bringsT2
The conjurer knows who stole the thingsT2
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'Squire interrupted Dick since whenU2
Of eloquence spoil my discourseE2
I tell thee this is Alma's caseV2
Still asking what some wise man saysW2
Who does his mind in words revealL2
Which all must grant though few can spellK2
You tell your doctor that ye're illX2
And what does he but write a billX2
Of which you need not read one letterL
The worse the scrawl the dose the betterL
For if you know but what you takeY2
Though you recover he must breakY2
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Ideas farms and intellectsZ2
Have furnish'd out three different sectsZ2
Substance or accident dividesA3
All Europe into adverse sidesA3
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Now as engaged in arms or lawsB3
You must have friends to back your causeC3
In philosophic matters soN2
Your judgement must with others goN2
For as in senates so in schoolsD3
Majority of voices rulesD3
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Poor Alma like a lonely deerE3
O'er hills and dales doth doubtful errF3
With panting haste and quick surpriseG3
From every leaf that stirs she fliesG3
Till mingled with the neighbouring herdH3
She slights what erst she singly fear'dI3
And now exempt from doubt and dreadJ3
She dares pursue if they dare leadJ3
As their example still prevailsK3
She tempts the stream or leaps the palesK3
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He then quoth Dick who by your ruleL3
Thinks for himself becomes a foolL3
As party man who leaves the restM3
Is call'd but whimsical at bestM3
Now by your favour Master MattN3
Like Ralpho here I smell a ratN3
I must be listed in your sectO3
Who though they teach not can protectO3
Right Richard Matt in triumph criedP3
So put off all mistrust and prideP3
And while my principles I begQ3
Pray answer only with your legQ3
Believe what friendly I adviseG3
Be first secure and then be wiseG3
The man within the coach that sitsR3
And to another's skill submitsR3
Is safer much whate'er arrivesS3
And warmer too than he that drivesS3
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So Dick adept tuck back thy hairF3
And I will pour into thy earT3
Remarks which none did e'er discloseR2
In smooth paced verse or hobbling proseR2
Attend dear Dick but don't replyW
And thou mayst prove as well as IW
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When Alma now in different agesU3
Has finish'd her ascending stagesU3
Into the head at length she getsV3
And there in public grandeur sitsR3
To judge of things and censure witsR3
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Here Richard how could I explainW3
The various labyrinths of the brainW3
Surprise my readers whilst I tell 'emJ
Of cerebrum and cerebellumJ
How could I play the commentatorL
Where hot and cold and dry and wetS
Strive each the other's place to getS
And with incessant toil and strifeX3
Would keep possession during lifeX3
I could demonstrate every poreO
Where Memory lays up all her storeO
And to an inch compute the stationY3
'Twixt judgement and imaginationY3
O Friend I could display much learningG
At least to men of small discerningG
The brain contains ten thousand cellsZ3
In each some active fancy dwellsZ3
Which always is at work and framingG
The several follies I was namingG
As in a hive's vimineous domeJ
Each does her studious action varyA4
To go and come to fetch and carryA4
Each still renews her little labourB4
Nor jostles her assiduous neighbourB4
Each Whilst this thesis I maintainW3
I fancy Dick I know thy brainW3
O with the mighty theme affectedH
Could I but see thy head dissectedH
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My head quoth Dick to serve your whimJ
Spare that and take some other limbJ
Sir in your nice affairs of systemJ
Wise men propose but fools assist 'emJ
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Says Matthew Richard keep thy headJ3
And hold thy peace and I'll proceedC4
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Proceed quoth Dick I do averB4
You have already gone too farB4
When people once are in the wrongD4
Each line they add is much too longD4
Who safest walks but walks astrayB4
Is only furthest from his wayB4
Bless your conceits must I believeE4
Howe'er absurd what you conceiveE4
And for your friendship live and dieW
A Papist in philosophyA4
I say whatever you maintainW3
Of Alma in the heart or brainW3
The plainest man alive may tell yeA4
Her seat of empire is th bellyA4
From hence she sends out those suppliesG3
Which make us either stout or wiseG3
The strength of every other memberB4
Is founded on your belly timberB4
The qualms or raptures of your bloodH
Rise in proportion to your foodF4
And if your would improve your thoughtD
You must be fed as well as taughtD
You stomach makes your fabric rollG4
Just as the bias rules the bowlG4
That great Achilles might employH4
The strength design'd to ruin TroyH4
He dined on lion's marrow spreadJ3
On toasts of ammunition breadJ3
But by his mother sent awayB4
Among the Thracian girls to playB4
Effeminate he sate and quietI4
Strange product of a cheesecake dietI4
Now give my argument fair playB4
And take the thing the other wayB4
The youngster who at nine and threeA4
Drinks with his sisters milk and teaA4
From breakfast reads till twelve o'clockJ4
Burnet and Heylin Hobbes and LockeJ4
He pays due visits after noonK4
To Cousin Alive and Uncle JohnF2
At ten from coffeehouse or playB4
Returning fishes of the dayB4
But give him port and potent sackS2
From milksop he starts up MohachL4
Holds that the happy know no hoursM4
So through the street at midnight scoursM4
Breaks watchmen's heads and chairmen's glassesU3
And thence proceeds to nicking sashesN4
Till by some tougher hand o'ercomeJ
And first knock'd down and then led homeJ
He damns the footman strikes the maidO4
And decently reels up to bedJ3
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Observe the various operationsP4
Of food and drink in several nationsP4
Was ever Tartar fierce or cruelI2
Upon the strength of watergruelI2
But who shall stand his rage and forceE2
If first he rides then eats his horseE2
Sallads and eggs and lighter fareB4
Tune the Italian spark's guitarB4
And if I take Don Congreve rightO2
Pudding and beef made Britons fightO2
Tokay and coffee cause this workQ4
Between the German and the TurkQ4
And both as they provisions wantR4
Chicane avoid retire and faintS4
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Hunger and thirst or guns and swordsT4
Give the same death in different wordsU4
To push this argument no furtherB4
To starve a man in law is murtherB4
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As in a watch's fine machineV4
Though many artful springs are seenV4
The added movements which declareB4
How full the moon how old the yearB4
Derive their secondary powerB4
From that which simply points the hourB4
For though those gimcracks were awayB4
Quare would not swear but Quare would sayB4
However more reduced and plainW3
The watch would still a watch remainW3
But if the horal orbit ceasesN4
The whole stands still or breaks to piecesU3
Is now no longer what it wasC3
And you may e'en go sell the caseV2
So if unprejudiced you scanW4
The goings of this clockwork ManW4
You find a hundred movements madeO4
By fine devices in his headJ3
But 'tis the stomach's solid strokeX4
That tells his being what's o'clockJ4
If you take off his rhetoric triggerB4
He talks no more in mood and figureB4
Or clog his mathematic wheelI2
His buildings fall his ship stands stillI2
Or lastly break his politic weightY4
His voice no longer rules the stateY4
Yet if these finer whims were goneZ4
Your clock though plain would still go onF2
But spoil the engine of digestionY3
And you entirely change the questionY3
Alma's affairs no power can mend
The jest alas is at an end
Soon cease all this worldly bustleI2
And you consign the corpse to RusselI2
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Now make your Alma come or goN2
From leg to hand from top to toeN2
Your system without my additionY3
Is in a very sad conditionY3
So Harlequin extoll'd his horseE2
Fit for the war or road or courseE2
His mouth was soft his eye was good
His foot was sure as ever trod
One fault he had a fault indeedC4
And what was that the horse was deadJ3
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Dick from these instances and fetchesN4
Thou mak'st of horses clocks and watchesU3
Quoth Matt to me thou seem'st to meanV4
That Alma is a mere machineV4
That telling others what's o'clockJ4
She knows not what herself has struck
But leaves to standers by the trialI2
Of what is mark'd upon her dialI2
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Here hold a blow good Friend quoth Dick
And raised his voice exceeding quick
Fight fair Sir what I never meant
Don't you infer In argument
Similes are like songs in loveM
They much describe they nothing proveN
Matt who was here a little gravell'd
Toss'd up his nose and would have cavill'd
But calling Hermes to his aid
Half pleased half angry thus he said
Where mind 'tis for the author's fameJ
That Matthew call'd and Hermes cameJ
In danger heroes and in doubt
Poets find gods to help them out
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Friend Richard I begin to seeA4
That you and I can scarce agreeA4
Observe how oddly you behave
The more I grant the more you crave
But comrade as I said just now
I should affirm and you allow
We system makers can sustainW3
The thesis which you grant was plainW3
And with remarks and comments teaze yeA4
In case the thing before was easyA4
But in a point obscure and dark
We fight as Leibnitz did with Clarke
And when no reason we can showN2
Why matters this or that way goN2
The shortest way the thing we tryB4
And what we know not we denyB4
True to our own o'erbearing pride
And false to all the world beside
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That old philosopher grew cross
Who could not tell what motion wasC3
Because he walk'd against his willI2
He faced men down that he stood stillI2
And he who reading on the heart
When all his quodlibets of art
Could not expound its pulse and heat
Swore he had never felt it beat
Chrysippus foil'd by EpicurusC3
Makes bold Jove bless him to assure usC3
That all things which our mind can viewT
May be at once both false and trueT
And Malbranche has an odd conceit
As ever enter'd Frenchman's pate
Says he So little can our mind
Of matter or of spirit find
That we by guess at least may gatherB4
Something which may be both or neitherB4
Faith Dick I must conceive 'tis trueT
But this is only entre nousC3
That many knotty points there areB4
Which all discuss but few can clearB4
As Nature slily had thought fit
For some by ends to cross bite wit
Circles to square and cubes to doubleI2
Would give a man excessive troubleI2
The longitude uncertain roamsC3
In spite of Wh n and his bombsC3
What System Dick has right averr'd
The cause why woman has no beard
Or why as years our frame attackS2
Our hair grows white our teeth grow blackS2
In points like these we must agreeA4
Our barber knows as well as weA4
Yet still unable to explainW3
We must persist the best we canW4
With care our systems still renewT
And prove things likely though not trueT
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I could thou seest in quaint dispute
By dint of logic strike thee mute
With learned skill now push now parryA4
From Darii to Bocardo varyA4
And never yield or what is worst
Never conclude the point discoursed
Yet that you hic et nunc may knowN2
How much you to my candour oweN2
I'll from the disputant descend
To show thee I assume the friend
I'll take thy notion for my ownG2
So most philosophers have down
It makes my system more complete
Dick can it have a nobler fate
Take what thou wilt said Dick dear Friend
But bring thy matters to an end
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I find quoth Matt reproof is vainW3
Who first offend will first complainW3
Thou wishest I should make to shoreB4
Yet still putt'st in thy thwarting oarB4
What I have told thee fifty timesC3
In prose receive for once in rhymesC3
A huge fat man in country fairB4
Or city church no matter whereB4
Labour'd and push'd amidst the crowd
Still bawling out extremely loud
Lord save us why do people pressC3
Another marking his distressC3
Friendly replied Plump gentlemanY3
Get out as fast as e'er you canW4
Or cease to push or to exclaimJ
You make the very crowd you blameJ
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Says Dick Your moral does not need
The least return so e'en proceed
Your tale howe'er applied was short
So far at least I thank you for't
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Matt took his thanks and in a toneG2
More magisterial thus went onF2
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Now Alma settles in the head
As has before been sung or said
And here begins this farce of lifeX3
Enter Revenge Ambition StrifeX3
Behold on both sides men advanceC3
To form in earnest Bays's danceC3
L'Avre not using half his storeB4
Still grumbles that he has no moreB4
Strikes not the present tun for fearB4
The vintage should be bad next yearB4
And eats to day with inward sorrowN2
And dread of fancied want to morrowN2
Abroad if the surtout you wearB4
Repels the rigour of the airB4
Would you be warmer if at homeJ
You had the fabric and the loomJ
And if two boots keep out the weatherB4
What need you have two hides of leatherB4
Could Pedro think you make no trialI2
Of a sonata on his violI2
Unless he had the total gut
Whence every string at first was cut
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When Rarus shows you his CartoneF2
He always tells you with a groanF2
Where two of that same hand were tornF2
Long before you or he were bornF2
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Poor Vento's mind so much is cross'd
For part of his Petronius lost
That he can never take the painsC3
To understand what yet remainsC3
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What toil did honest Curio takeY2
What strict inquiries did he makeY2
To get one medal wanting yet
And perfect all his Roman set
'Tis found and O his happy lot
'Tis bought lock'd up and lies forgot
Of these no more you hear him speakF
He now begins upon the GreekF
These ranged and show'd shall in their turnsC3
Remain obscure as in their urnsC3
My copper lamps at any rate
For being true antique I bought
Yet wisely melted down my plate
On modern models to be wrought
And trifles I alike pursueC3
Because they're old because they're newC3
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Dick I have seen you with delight
For Georgy makes a paper kite
And simple odes too many show ye
My servile complaisance to CloeI2
Parents and lovers are decreed
By Nature fools That's brave indeed
Quoth Dick such truths are worth receivingG
Yet still Dick look'd as not believingG
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Now Alma to divines and proseC3
I leave thy frauds and crimes and woesC3
Nor think to night of thy ill natureB4
But of thy follies idle creatureB4
The turns of thy uncertain wingG
And not the malice of thy stingG
Thy pride of being great and wiseC3
I do but mention to despiseC3
I view with anger and disdainF2
How little gives thee joy or painF2
A print a bronze a flower a root
A shell a butterfly can do't
Ev'n a romance a tune a rhymeJ
Help thee to pass the tedious timeJ
Which else would on thy hand remainF2
Though flown it ne'er looks back againF2
And cards are dealt and chess boards brought
To ease the pain of coward thought
Happy result of human wit
That Alma may herself forget
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Dick thus we act and thus we areB4
Or toss'd by hope or sunk by careB4
With endless pain this man pursuesC3
What if he gain'd he could not useC3
And th' other fondly hopes to see
What never was nor e'er shall be
We err by use go wrong by rulesC3
In gesture grave in action foolsC3
We join hypocrisy to pride
Doubling the faults we strive to hide
Or grant that with extreme surpriseC3
We find ourselves at sixty wiseC3
And twenty pretty things are knownF2
Of which we can't accomplish oneF2
Whilst as my System says the Mind
Is to these upper rooms confined
Should I my Friend at large repeat
Her borrow'd sense her fond conceit
The bede roll of her vicious tricksC3
My Poem would be too prolixC3
For could I my remarks sustainF2
Like Socrates or Miles MontaigneF2
Who in these times would read my booksC3
But Tom o' Stiles or John o' NokesC3
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At Brentford kings discreet and wiseC3
After long thought and grave adviceC3
Into Lardella's coffin peepingG
Saw nought to cause their mirth or weepingG
So Alma now to joy or grief
Superior finds her late relief
Wearied of being high or great
And nodding in her chair of state
Stunn'd and worn out with endless chat
Of Will did this and Nan said that
She finds poor thing some little crackS2
Which Nature forced by time must makeY2
Through which she wings her destined wayB4
Upward she soars and down drops clayB4
While some surviving friend suppliesC3
Hic jacet and a hundred liesC3
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O Richard till that day appearsC3
Which must decide our hopes and fearsC3
Would Fortune calm her present rage
And give us playthings for our age
Would Clotho wash her hands in milk
And twist our thread with gold and silk
Would she in friendship peace and plenty
Spin out our years to four times twenty
And should we both in this conditionF2
Have conquer'd love and worse ambitionF2
Else those two passions by the wayB4
May chance to show us scurvy playB4
Then Richard then should we sit downF2
Far from the tumult of this townF2
I fond of my well chosen seat
My pictures medals books complete
Or should we mix our friendly talk
O'ershadow'd in that favourite walk
Which thy own hand had whilom planted
Both pleased with all we thought we wanted
Yet then even then one cross reflectionF2
Would spoil thy grove and my recollectionF2
Thy son and his e'er that may die
And time some uncouth heir supply
Who shall for nothing else be knownF2
But spoiling all that thou hast doneF2
Who set the twigs shall he rememberB4
That is in haste to fell the timberB4
And what shall of thy woods remainF2
Except the box that threw the mainF2
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Nay may not time and death removeN
The near relations whom I loveM
And my Coz Tom or his Coz Mary
Who hold the plough or skim the dairy
My favourite books and pictures sellI2
To Smart or Doiley by the ellI2
Kindly throw in a little figureB4
And set their price upon the biggerB4
Those who could never read their grammarB4
When my dear volumes touch the hammerB4
May think books best as richest bound
My copper medals by the pound
May be with learned justice weigh'd
To turn the balance Otho's head
May be thrown in and for the mettleI2
The coin may mend a tinker's kettleI2
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Tired with these thoughts Less tired than I
Quoth Dick with your philosophy
That people live and die I knewF2
An hour ago as well as youF2
And if Fate spins us longer yearsC3
Or is in haste to take the shearsC3
I know we must both fortunes try
And bear our evils wet or dry
Yet let the goddess smile or frownF2
Bread we shall eat or white or brownF2
And in a cottage or a court
Drink fine Champaigne or muddled Port
What need of books these truths to tellI2
Which folks perceive who cannot spellI2
And must we spectacles apply
To view what hurts our naked eye
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Sir if it be your wisdom's aimJ
To make me merrier than I amJ
I'll be all night at your devotionF2
Come on Friend broach the pleasing notionF2
But if you would depress my thought
Your System is not worth a groat
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For Plato's fancies what care I
I hope you would not have me die
Like simple Cato in the playB4
For any thing that he can sayB4
E'en let him of ideas speakF
To Heathens in his native GreekF
If to be sad is to be wiseC3
I do most heartily despiseC3
Whatever Socrates has said
Or Tully writ or Wanley read
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Dear Drift to set our matters right
Remove these papers from my sight
Burn Matt's Descart and AristotleI2
Here Jonathan your master's bottleI2

Matthew Prior



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