(Patois)

Peeple oo cyarry news pah addaz fi get pozishan wok a noh gud werka.
A unu skill mek unu get pozishan wok, nat news cyarryin.

Nobaddi cyah wok aad inof fi impress di wickid baas dem.
If di baas dem nuo sey unu cyah wok aad, dem wi kill unu wid wok.

Nuff a unu love fi gamble caw unu red yai ah bad mine.
Unu wah fi win big mony frah adda peeple ah live eezy laif.

Unu fi tap gamble weh unu mony pah rieshawse ah Latto.
Buy gud food wid unu mony an tek gud kier a unu bady.

As a matta a fak, di peeple dem oo sumuok ganja a dyam fool.
Wen dem sumuok di tingkin ganja, dem chat pier foolinish.

Rasta noh ave noh gud ahgument fi supuot dem relijan.
Di hugly natty-natty ed eedyat dem tink sey Hiel Silassi a Gad.

Dem sey, “Emty baril mek di muos nize,” an dat a chru.
Di dunce bat dem alwiez mek di muos nize roun di plies.

Noh menshan nuttn bout cristian caw muos a dem a wickid.
Dem a backbita, an dem ongle gaw chuch fi goh watch gahment.

(English)

What Do You Think About This?

People who inform on others to get executive work are not good workers.
Your skills make you get executive work, not informing.

Nobody can work hard enough to impress the wicked bosses.
If the bosses know that you can work hard, they will work you to death.

Many of you like to gamble because you are greedy and envious.
You want to win big money from other people and live easy lives.

You should stop gambling away your money on racehorse and Lotto.
Buy good food with your money and take good care of your bodies.

As a matter of fact, the people who smoke marijuana are damn fools.
When they smoke the stinking marijuana, they talk pure foolishness.

Rastafarians do not have any good arguments to support their religion.
The ugly knotty hair idiots think Haile Selassie is God.

As the saying goes, “Empty vessels make the most noise,” and that is true.
The dunces always make the most noise around the place.

Do not mention anything about Christians because most of them are wicked.
They are backbiters, and they only go to church to watch garments.