A shy man wants me to find a girl for him,
But I’m afraid I can’t do that
He’ll have to find someone for himself
I don’t help men to meet women,
And neither do I help women to meet men
If I knew a girl who wanted a boyfriend,
I wouldn’t set her up with him
What will happen if they don’t love each other?

I write romantic poetry and songs
And I have a way with words
I know how to approach women,
But I’m not a matchmaker
I don’t operate a dating agency
Frankly, I don’t pair off people
I’m not going to introduce anyone to anyone
I hope I’ve made myself clear