Book Agent Story Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCDE FFGGHHIIJJDD KKCLMMNNODDD PPGGCLFFQQDD IIRRRRSTUUDD VVWXIIYYZZDDAs we have given several humorous Scottish stories in verse we will venture to | A |
trespass on your good nature by giving an American specimen The scene is laid | B |
in the suburbs of New York It was a prose tale and we fancy we have not | C |
diminished the height breadth or depth of the humour by grinding it in our | D |
poetical mill and having it flow out in rhyme | E |
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There is a man his name is Brown | F |
He lives in a suburban town | F |
And has an office in the city | G |
His misfortunes you will pity | G |
His mind it was on stocks and change | H |
He cared not for things new or strange | H |
But agent managed him to hook | I |
And sold to him a costly book | I |
Brown cared not for those glorious names | J |
Died for religion in the flames | J |
Now he felt agent was a Tartar | D |
For selling him a book of martyr | D |
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The agent knew it would make strife | K |
But sold another to his wife | K |
She did not know that Brown had bought | C |
And agent on her easy wrought | L |
Approaching her with winning smile | M |
He poor woman did beguile | M |
He made her believe without a doubt | N |
No Christian could do without | N |
This book which would all inspire | O |
With spark of celestial fire | D |
With feelings like the first martyr | D |
Who had died for Christian charter | D |
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When Brown did home return at night | P |
His wife to add to his delight | P |
Resolved that she would after tea | G |
Get chatting with her husband free | G |
And tell him of fine book she bought | C |
Of trouble fresh she never thought | L |
But she noticed a gloomy frown | F |
On the brow of her husband Brown | F |
But thought when I my purchase tell | Q |
Those dark clouds they will dispel | Q |
She said my dear I bought martyr | D |
He looked as if he her could quarter | D |
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And said the scoundrel sold me book | I |
Out of the window then he did look | I |
And saw the agent haste to train | R |
He tried to stop him but in vain | R |
Smith then was passing in spring waggon | R |
And he had his trotting nag on | R |
He told him to stop book agent | S |
His escape for to prevent | T |
Smith told him Brown wanted him | U |
But agent nothing daunted him | U |
Said he He only wants to barter | D |
With me for my book of Martyr | D |
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If thats all said Smith with quick dash | V |
Give me his book and here's your cash | V |
Book agent jumped aboard the car | W |
For he knew there would be war | X |
Smith met Brown with triumphant look | I |
Said he I have got you the book | I |
Brown's feelings now no one could paint | Y |
He there did show he was no saint | Y |
But to big own home he now returned | Z |
And fierce rage in his bosom burned | Z |
He was not fit for Knight of Garter | D |
When he brought in the third martyr | D |
James Mcintyre
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