Book Agent Story Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: ABCDE FFGGHHIIJJDD KKCLMMNNODDD PPGGCLFFQQDD IIRRRRSTUUDD VVWXIIYYZZDD

As we have given several humorous Scottish stories in verse we will venture toA
trespass on your good nature by giving an American specimen The scene is laidB
in the suburbs of New York It was a prose tale and we fancy we have notC
diminished the height breadth or depth of the humour by grinding it in ourD
poetical mill and having it flow out in rhymeE
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There is a man his name is BrownF
He lives in a suburban townF
And has an office in the cityG
His misfortunes you will pityG
His mind it was on stocks and changeH
He cared not for things new or strangeH
But agent managed him to hookI
And sold to him a costly bookI
Brown cared not for those glorious namesJ
Died for religion in the flamesJ
Now he felt agent was a TartarD
For selling him a book of martyrD
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The agent knew it would make strifeK
But sold another to his wifeK
She did not know that Brown had boughtC
And agent on her easy wroughtL
Approaching her with winning smileM
He poor woman did beguileM
He made her believe without a doubtN
No Christian could do withoutN
This book which would all inspireO
With spark of celestial fireD
With feelings like the first martyrD
Who had died for Christian charterD
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When Brown did home return at nightP
His wife to add to his delightP
Resolved that she would after teaG
Get chatting with her husband freeG
And tell him of fine book she boughtC
Of trouble fresh she never thoughtL
But she noticed a gloomy frownF
On the brow of her husband BrownF
But thought when I my purchase tellQ
Those dark clouds they will dispelQ
She said my dear I bought martyrD
He looked as if he her could quarterD
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And said the scoundrel sold me bookI
Out of the window then he did lookI
And saw the agent haste to trainR
He tried to stop him but in vainR
Smith then was passing in spring waggonR
And he had his trotting nag onR
He told him to stop book agentS
His escape for to preventT
Smith told him Brown wanted himU
But agent nothing daunted himU
Said he He only wants to barterD
With me for my book of MartyrD
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If thats all said Smith with quick dashV
Give me his book and here's your cashV
Book agent jumped aboard the carW
For he knew there would be warX
Smith met Brown with triumphant lookI
Said he I have got you the bookI
Brown's feelings now no one could paintY
He there did show he was no saintY
But to big own home he now returnedZ
And fierce rage in his bosom burnedZ
He was not fit for Knight of GarterD
When he brought in the third martyrD

James Mcintyre



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