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CBeastradio: George Carlin - A Couple of Other Questions [Explicit]

HammerMoc: I get that the OP has no idea who Bill Burr is. It's not worse than most of you low-res bojos who think George Carlin wrote garbage like the Paradox of Our Time...

Masszugu: "It's a big club, and you ain't in it. You and I are not in the big club." ~ George Carlin

ShyamaGopadasa: "When you are born in the world you are invited to a freakshow.When you are born in America, you have front row seats."-George Carlin

WeiserAlby: I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely ignore. George Carlin

gammat_e_marda: George Carlin - 1990s

madness_quote: " Tell the people that there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch to be sure." - George Carlin [4501x4501]

CosmosDoctor4: George Carlin

ZuckerGarrett: Great question. Mel Brooks, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, and Bill Cosby* *Yeah, I know. But he was an amazing storyteller and I would retell his routines at school from memory.

CBeastradio: George Carlin - Goin' Through My Address Book [Explicit]

PatriceTofallos: I implore all my Democratic/Independent friends to-forgive me, I BEG of you to watch now deceased HBO/HBOMAX special George Carlin’s what I assume is one of his final acts prior to death. Please LISTEN 2 HIM!

bussardgrove: George Carlin about abortion and 'the sanctity of life'.

TheTweetOfGod: Dogs are the best. Dogs are the best, the best, dogs are the best, yes they are, yes they are, who's the best? They are. –The Book of Pslams, 65:1-2 Get your copy today. It's really funny. I worked with George Carlin on it.

comculturaearte: Especial "Back in Town" (1996), do humorista George Carlin

conspiracyb0t: "It's a big club, and you ain't in it. You and I are not in the big club." ~ George Carlin

RychardeM: 1996 .. George Carlin nails the hideous hypocrisy of the anti-abortion, anti-gun control, pro-war vermin who infest the US.

Noelle7771: 1996! George Carlin he knew 26 years ago that Republicans were asswipes nothings changed!

dspiro1997: George Carlin - The American Dream

TSting18: In dark times like these I always turn to George Carlin. 'Not every ejaculation deserves a name.'

Shambo: “How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?” ~George Carlin

DrJayDrNo: I am so disappointed that George Carlin did not live to see these days. As the perennial champion of the meteor strike, he would be glorying in this utter dick baggery and fall of the American Empire right now.

marc_laidlaw: After watching a bit of the Apatow documentary, I am starting to feel as if I already know enough about George Carlin. If you’ve listened to all his albums I think you’ve got the essentials.

LBrown2952: George Carlin was right. Get the US out of NATO and the UN. Save our tax dollars. Americans need help. Screw the rest of the world. George Carlin - War is prick-waving (The bigger dick foreign policy theory)

72MichiganPapa: "It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya." George Carlin

NeoDravidian: George Carlin

nolan_higdon: Beyond the grave, George Carlin is still helping us understand the United States of Dysfunction

koffeefrkeleven: Conservatives want live babies so they can raise 'em to be dead soldiers. --George Carlin

CBeastradio: George Carlin - They Want to Show You the Pictures [Explicit]

stewie_griffian: Weather forecast for tonight: dark. George Carlin

CodeFord: Finally started watching ‘George Carlin’s American Dream’. Really digging it so far.

Anm_Oliver: "Meow” means “woof” in cat." — George Carlin

Jimmy77007: George Carlin - It's A BIG Club & You Ain't In It!

cemck: This is sickening. In the words of George Carlin: “They hate Women.”

theartmusicmom: Always loved George Carlin's humor. Here he says it like it is! George Carlin- On abortion and pro life supporters

jgehrwashere: “I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.” George Carlin

jgehrwashere: If voting changed anything, it would be illegal. George Carlin

brkrsteve66: "Rights cannot be taken away. Privileges can." George Carlin SCOTUS avows we have no Rights. Not over our body; our health; our speech; voting; who we are; who we love... Not life, not liberty... Great way to spend a holiday

ffleurement: George Carlin sur l’avortement. « They’ll do anything for the unborn, but once you born, you’re on your own! »

CBeastradio: George Carlin - Parents in Hell [Explicit]

Bryan420NM: George Carlin

PhanArt: A hidden gem of an SCTV sketch - Death of Salesman with Eugene Levy playing Ricardo Montalban playing Willy Loman, and Rick Moranis playing George Carlin playing Biff. Comedy gold.

micheler1967: “When you’re born into the world, you get a ticket to the freak show. But if you’re born in the United States, you get a front row seat!” —George Carlin

dbperth: Germany lost WW2, Fascism won it, believe it my friend. --George Carlin

IainLittle1: George Carlin knew what was going on.

snopes: ✅ Comedian George Carlin once said: “Rights aren’t rights if someone can take them away. They’re privileges. That’s all we’ve ever had in this country is a bill of temporary privileges.”

vanakkam2u: "This country was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free" George Carlin

Mom2Redheads: If I were a public school teacher under pressure to recite prayers I would learn prayers from every conceivable religion & rotate prayer types every day. On atheists' day I would quote George Carlin.

Lookingaboutnow: I might like George Carlin if not for pseudos pretending to relate to his brashness while convenient.

paulanthonythor: Love this from George Carlin.

JamielPridgen: George Carlin- On abortion and pro life supporters

PhillipAdams_1: “Conservatives aren’t pro-life. They’re anti women”. George Carlin

13vRJ: "Rights aren't rights if someone can take them away" - George Carlin

297_ArubaLover: “If you don’t vote, you lose the right to complain.” - George Carlin VOTE BLUE!!

quot3bot: "I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions." ~ George Carlin

BartholomewRoze: Funny how leftist pick and choose which George Carlin opinions they support lol

BruceMirken: George Carlin was right about everything.

Dithobey: "I don't have to tell you it goes without saying there are some things better left unsaid. I think that speaks for itself. The less said about it, the better." --George Carlin

leftblank15: Not gonna happen ! -- It is like George Carlin, said : " It's a BIG CLUB, and you ain't in it ! "

nowthisnews: In light of the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade, this clip of legendary stand-up comic George Carlin slamming conservatives and their anti-abortion argument is making the rounds 20+ years later Read the full thread:

GeorgeCQuotesBt: Sometimes, when I'm told to use my own discretion, if no one is looking I'll use someone else's. But I always put it back. - George Carlin

MetalMikeML: I wish George Carlin was alive. I know for a fact that he would use facts and knowledge to put this country and it's genuinely stupid politicians in place. Just saying...

Super70sSports: “Think of how stupid the average person is and then realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

DawnGibsonMusic: Love this guy! George Carlin Destroys Global Warming, Politics, Fast Food, Economics, War

Joe_Quispe: Spot on, the legend George Carlin.

harvsphere: George Carlin was correct. God IS indeed one of the leading causes of DEATH.

nowthisnews: In light of the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade, this clip of legendary stand-up comic George Carlin slamming conservatives and their anti-abortion argument is making the rounds 20+ years later Read the full thread:

thegoodgodabove: Instead of sending Jesus back, I think it’s better if I send George Carlin.

openculture: George Carlin on abortion and conservatives. True then; truer now.

TheZBurg: “If George Carlin was alive today he would be a conservative” George Carlin:

KaiserScoopy: “Rights aren’t rights if someone can take them away. They’re privileges. That’s all we’ve ever had in this country is a bill of temporary privileges.” - George Carlin.

Mediaite: ‘If You’re Pre-Born, You’re Fine. If You’re Preschool, You’re F*cked’: Read George Carlin’s Epic 1996 Rant Against Anti-Abortion Activists

live_emulator: George Carlin about abortion and 'the sanctity of life'.

edsuom: “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin

TitusNation: “You don’t have rights, you have a list of temporary privileges.” -GEORGE CARLIN.

nowthisnews: In light of the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade, this clip of legendary stand-up comic George Carlin slamming conservatives and their anti-abortion argument is making the rounds 20+ years later.

JerseyIowa1: All I can say; George Carlin was ahead of his time and got it right!

WUTangKids: Once again it’s time for George Carlin to speak the truth

wabril777: Where have all the George Carlin's gone?

CONSCIOUSBEATS8: “That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”―George Carlin

elliselias: George Carlin really sums it up!

AfiqAzrillll: They don't want citizen capable of critical thinking, that doesn't help them. - George Carlin

alirazaabbass: "Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school." ~ George Carlin

Whobetterthana1: “ people are boring “ George Carlin ( 1937 -2009 )

theashtonblaise: Bill Hicks and George Carlin were brilliant not only in comedy but using it as a tool to tell people to think on their own. Whereas now comedians are used as a tool to tell people what to think and not to question it.

hasudi: "We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass." ~George Carlin~

PGMaCambeulTV13: George Carlin- "Everyday Expressions"

RiadSalemeh: "I think the human game was up a long time ago,when the high priests and traders took over, and now we're just playing out the string." - George Carlin

quot3bot: "Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school." ~ George Carlin

kr0niker: "Frisbeetarianism" The philosophy that when you die, your soul goes up on a roof and gets stuck. (George Carlin)

iherb1990code: ¨Everyone smiles in the same language.¨- George Carlin -~!%~IHERB

GeorgeCQuotesBt: Intelligence tests are biased toard the literate. - George Carlin

infination: OH beautiful, for smoggy skies Insecticided grain For stripped-mine mountains' majesty Above the asphalt plane AmerCIA, AmerCIA, man sheds his waste on thee And hides the pines with billboard signs From Sea to oily Sea! - George Carlin

conspiracyb0t: "Nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care." ~ George Carlin

brendafactor2: It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. — George Carlin

KillerMike: RIP the Prophet George Carlin

HollyCo26588808: Yesterday in 2008, we lost the guy that would have absolutely lost his shiat about the state of the world today. Rest In Peace to the incomparable George Carlin (NSFW obviously)

shiny02: And to quote the late great George Carlin: 'It's a big club. You ain't in it.' Enough with these greedy bastards getting rich while destroying the very fabric of our society, eh?

realabzhu: The unironic Carlinification (Carlinism: euphemisms/euphemistic language that sound so absurd that George Carlin would rightly mock it if he was alive) of the English language is legitimately scary here

miguerrasanchez: AMERICA WAKE UP - George Carlin - American Dream 2020



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