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KenefeManaiche: RIP George Carlin.

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wingate3albert: George Carlin said some really funny but used words like "corn hole." And he didn't get bounced from Twitter. In fact he won and award. And he knocked Christians and he knocked college students for "political correctness." He even knocked feminism. So, does he skate on…

K10original: A little truth Life Is Worth Losing - Dumb Americans - George Carlin

EvilMopacATX: "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? --George Carlin" --Evil MoPac

KenefeManaiche: “It's a big club, and you ain’t in it.” George Carlin

DanielD17985181: “Republicans don’t care about you”! “At all, at all, at all!” George Carlin 2004

JoSwedishMamma: George Carlin On 'Pro-Life' Conservatives - “they’re not pro-life, they’re anti-women”.

chelseasdf: “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ― George Carlin

catoletters: George Carlin - All this is about reducing your liberty and just to remind you they can F**k with you anytime they want.

ally_guide: What's the deal with tweets where people have George Carlin, a liberal, say liberal things as if its an own.

FarLlc54: How politics really work George Carlin Explains the System in 1 Minute 15 Seconds

CBeastradio: George Carlin - I Like People [Explicit]

SusJokesAreGood: i thought this was George Carlin for a second

pufmeister: 9/9 ...injustice and racism. They are for the working man. I'll end this by quoting George Carlin: "The difference between the R's & the D's: The D's care for people, the R's for property." That's a great definition. Thanks, George!

Gabriel_Montoya: George Carlin on grown men who refer to their fathers as "My Daddy"

jokedoctor: George Carlin, master of paradoxical phrases like “I bought a minivan at a mega-store,” or “I get hate mail from a love child.” They cause the brain to dance and they can make an audience laugh. Try a few: I’m trying to quit procrastinating, but I keep putting it off.

Herphixz: George Carlin The truthful comedian!!!

XtyMiller: George Carlin on the NRA

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MitchellJura2: George Carlin Roasts The FBI

YohanErikk: "The future will soon be a thing of the past." ~ George Carlin

ThHappyHawaiian: Best comedians (not in order) Dave Chappelle George Carlin Bill Burr Theo Vonn

iluminatibot: "I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions." ~ George Carlin

MichaelWarbur17: The late very great GEORGE CARLIN on… Businessmen YOU ARE ALL DISEASED (1999)

Fava_Greens: Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. -George Carlin

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davey2dopexxx: "You can't argue with a good blowjob." -George Carlin

bustingfear: I was thinking the other day "Now would be a great time for George Carlin to be alive" this is so applicable today

COMPLETEANAR: George Carlin on national pride

sicolaofficiall: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. George Carlin

Minuteman419: George Carlin was never funny.

rafaelaeg7: “I’m in shape. Round is a shape.”~ George Carlin

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Minimalish_YT: I stole my entire Twitter persona from George Carlin's stand up act.

ChrisAlbertoLaw: The latest NPR/NewsHour/Marist poll finds that only 6 in 10 Americans don't want Trump to be president again. The poll substantiates George Carlin’s analysis: “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

BetsyGray16: "The future will soon be a thing of the past." ~ George Carlin

MichaelWarbur17: The late very great GEORGE CARLIN on… Germs YOU ARE ALL DISEASED (1999)

MatthewMcSween1: It also reminds me that Elizabeth Banks shouldn’t have paid tribute to Ray Liotta and instead, she should’ve wrote a South Park fanfiction where he is killed off and says to the characters “Yah! Boo! Snubs!” in the same manner as George Carlin did with Bulgy which became a meme.

McClureShawn: "There are nights when the wolves are silent, and only the Moon howls." —George Carlin The half moon, taken from my backyard one very dark night when I could hear it howl.

kellybdevoe: Republicans I hate to tell you but George Carlin would not have been anti-pronouns in bio because he is not from England

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CBeastradio: George Carlin - Stupid Bullshit [Explicit]

ElMantecato: George Carlin should have never been born, the world would have been better off without him

KerryKirby12: "The future will soon be a thing of the past." ~ George Carlin

mingles0890: Cool fact about George Carlin: after the 1972 general election, he stopped voting

Mephistoph_BFBB: There is nothing with a stronger whiplash than growing up with George Carlin as the narrator for Thomas and Friends and then as an adult actually watching a George Carlin bit

AndrewBrunelle: George Carlin was such a legend!

wY1XK: "The future will soon be a thing of the past." ~ George Carlin

FaithRiverRun: Best four? George Carlin Robin Williams Chris Rock “Live, 2019, Live 2023” Katt Wiiliams “Live, AIA”

chontal: The GOP only cares when the child is in the womb. Like George Carlin said: once you are born, you are f$cked.

RealCarlVernon: What was it George Carlin said? They're coming for the lot. They'll have you work right up to the moment you're dead, and take a third of your income throughout.

abuyukcakir: Bo Burnham spitting facts. Hadn't seen a decent social criticism coming from a comedian since George Carlin. More power to you, tall guy.

imhyali: "Don't just teach your children to read. Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything." ~ George Carlin

SladePlaysGames: If I had to pick 3 people Dave Grohl - we are buying a cow and having everyone over for a BBQ Yahtzee Crowshaw - a hot ones style dinner where we discuss games, words, and what makes the perfect game George Carlin - a booth at a dive bar with good burgers. George Carlin is -

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catoletters: NSFW: George Carlin "You have no choice, you have owners","They own the media", "They want obedient workers" "Media telling you what to believe""They don't give a F***k about you" "They don't want citizens capable of critical thinking"

bbasilico: A Bolt Of Lightning – Inspiration vs Disruption George Carlin famously said, "Electricity is really just organized lightning." When it comes to

guylikericky: George Carlin said it best

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1ioZO: "The future will soon be a thing of the past." ~ George Carlin

fde_enthusiast7: There’s a species of liberal boomer you see in small outdoors towns a lot. usually an outdoors type. Looks kinda like George Carlin, trying to stay with it on whatever the latest cause is Often still stuck on ‘90s dem talking points, like the Evangelical menace. Drives a Soob

viii_bit: I think Americans hyped up George Carlin too much cause when I finally watched him I didn’t think he was all that great

TexasDem2: The 10 Best Dark Humor Jokes from George Carlin

donahugh216: George Carlin - Balance the Budget

Andos2022: I had an opinion about climate change and LInkedin told me they would suspend my account. So, here is my response to the wokes and jokes at Linkedin I don't give a dam. But I will let the great George Carlin tell you all about it.

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MasonSpain: 1) George Carlin 2) Dave Chappelle 3) Robin Williams 4) Bob Hope

DustinTL: This George Carlin impression is the hardest I’ve laughed at CumTown in a while.

viperwave: Half of those fake George Carlin posts are doing the thing where you get way too mad at the premise to get to the punchline.

72MichiganPapa: "Rights aren't rights if someone can take them away. They're privileges. That's all we've ever had in this country is a bill of temporary privileges." George Carlin

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