Poetry Books by George Carlin

George Carlin Books, George Carlin poetry book George Cooke, 1793-1849 Authors: Donald D. Keyes, George Cooke, Linda Crocker Simmons, Estill Curtis Pennington, Georgia Museum of Art
Publisher: University of Georgia Georgia Museum
Published Date: 1991
Categories: Art
George Cooke, a popular nineteenth-century portraitist and landscape painter, also painted historical subjects and copies of Old Master paintings. This first retrospective exhibition and catalogue of his works includes more than thirty portraits, historical scenes, landscapes, prints, and drawings. This publication won the LoPresti/Arliss Award for scholarly research.

George Carlin Books, George Carlin poetry book Government in America Authors: Robert L. Lineberry, George C. Edwards, Martin P. Wattenberg
Publisher: Addison-Wesley Educational Publishers
Published Date: 1995
Categories: United States
How should we govern? and What should government do? Professors Edwards, Wattenberg, and Lineberry evaluate how well the American system lives up to citizens' expectations of democratic government and discuss alternative views concerning the proper scope of American government. In doing so they help students answer the critical question, What difference does politics make?

George Carlin Books, George Carlin poetry book Freedom of the Press Authors: Lyrissa Lidsky, Lyrissa Barnett Lidsky, R. George Wright
Publisher: Greenwood Publishing Group
Published Date: 2004
Categories: Law
Provides an overview of the past, present, and possible future of the constitutional right to freedom of the press.

George Carlin Books, George Carlin poetry book Why Atheism? Authors: George H. Smith
Publisher:
Published Date: 2000
Categories: Religion
Written by a defender of reason and personal liberty, this book reviews the historical roots of nonbelief and defends reason as the most reliable method humans have for establishing truth and conducting one's life.

George Carlin Books, George Carlin poetry book Swift Thoughts Authors: George Zebrowski
Publisher: Hachette UK
Published Date: 2012-06-18
Categories: Fiction
Ranging from hard science fiction ("Godel's Doom") to alternate history ("Lenin in Odessa") to first alien contact ("Bridge of Silence"), this collection delineates one of the unique voices writing science fiction today. In the tradition of Stanislaw Lem, each of the stories in this collection confronts the big questions of human existence. The detailed notes that follow each story provide insight into the author's influences and include commentary from other noteworthy authors in the field.

George Carlin Books, George Carlin poetry book The Study of Language Authors: George Yule
Publisher: Cambridge University Press
Published Date: 2006
Categories: Language Arts & Disciplines
The Study of Language is quite simply the best introduction to the field available today.

George Carlin Books, George Carlin poetry book He Who Gets Slapped Authors: George A. Carlin
Publisher: Wildside Press LLC
Published Date: 2009-03-01
Categories:
This novel was adapted from the Leonid Adreyev drama and the Victor Seastrom photoplay. Illustrated with scenes from the MGM motion picture starring Norma Shearer and John Gilbert.

George Carlin Books, George Carlin poetry book Napalm & Silly Putty Authors: George Carlin
Publisher: Hyperion
Published Date: 2001-04-24
Categories: Humor
A comedic look at life's annoying universal truths discusses how a spy satellite can be a "spy" if they announce it on TV, why most people with low self-esteem have earned it, and "The Ten Most Annoying Songs of All Time."

George Carlin Books, George Carlin poetry book Three Times Carlin Authors: George Carlin
Publisher: Hyperion
Published Date: 2011-05-17
Categories: Humor
A perfectly gift-able, perfectly cynical, slipcased omnibus of George Carlin's trademark irreverence -- including bonus never-before-published material For four decades, George Carlin has been one of America's favorite comics, known as much for his willingness to take on taboo subjects as for his absurdist wordplay. As an author, he has proved equally popular: With combined sales of more than two million copies, Carlin's three books of razor-sharp and hilarious observations have topped bestseller lists nationwide. Now, just in time for the holidays, Hyperion proudly collects all three volumes -- When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops, Napalm and Silly Putty, and Brain Droppings - into one hilarious omnibus, a slipcased edition that also includes new material.

George Carlin Books, George Carlin poetry book 3 x Carlin Authors: George Carlin
Publisher: Hachette UK
Published Date: 2015-09-01
Categories: Humor
Three comedic classics in one, by the legendary George Carlin. Includes Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? For four decades, George Carlin has been one of America's favorite comics, known as much for his willingness to take on taboo subjects as for his absurdist wordplay. As an author, he has proved equally popular: With combined sales of more than two million copies, Carlin's three books of razor-sharp and hilarious observations have topped bestseller lists nationwide. Now, for the first time as an ebook, Hachette Books proudly collects all three volumes--When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, Napalm and Silly Putty, and Brain Droppings--into one hilarious omnibus.

George Carlin Books, George Carlin poetry book Brain Droppings Authors: George Carlin
Publisher: Hyperion
Published Date: 2006-09-01
Categories: Humor
George Carlin's been working the crowd since "the counterculture" became "the over-the-counter culture" around 1967 or so; his new book, Brain Droppings, surfs on three decades of touring-in-support. It's the purest version of book-as-candy that one could imagine, serving up humor in convenient, bite-sized packages. Snack on chewy one-liners like "A meltdown sounds like fun. Like some kind of cheese sandwich." Or: "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." Brain Droppings also contains highlights from Carlin's concert repertoire, and that more than makes up for the occasional spray of pointless nihilism. Tell us, George, what exactly were you going for with "Kill your pet" and "Satan is cool" Quick--hide the paper before Daddy sees it! Still, if you're a fan of this sarcastic semanticist who's given Bad Attitude not necessarily a good name, but at least a comfy bank account, by all means rush out and snag Brain Droppings. Carlin's book melts in your mind, not in your hand.

George Carlin Books, George Carlin poetry book When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? Authors: George Carlin
Publisher: Harper Collins
Published Date: 2004-10-01
Categories: Fiction
He is reckless, bold, dangerous . . . Men envy him, women desire him . . . And one woman wants her revenge. Claire Ashcroft has good reason to despise Viscount Grayson Sutherland. A wildly unpredictable man with a frightening reputation, Sutherland is responsible for a death that deeply pains her. She'd kill him if she could. Instead, she'll employ her feminine wiles to make him pay. And once he's deeply, irreversibly in love with her, she'll shatter his vulnerable heart. Her scheme works perfectly . . . too perfectly.

George Carlin Books, George Carlin poetry book The Best of Brain Droppings Authors: George Carlin
Publisher: Peter Pauper Press, Inc.
Published Date: 2007-06
Categories: Humor
With his signature dark and daring humor drawn from everyday life, the world at large, and the vagaries of the English language, George Carlin offers his creative finest in The Best of Braindroppings. From the random braindropping ("When you sneeze, all the numbers in your head go up by one.") to favorite oxymorons ("holy war," for one), and from questions to ponder ("Why are there no B batteries?" for instance) to his classic monologue comparing baseball and football, this little book packs in a lot of laughs.

George Carlin Books, George Carlin poetry book George Carlin Authors: George Carlin
Publisher:
Published Date: 2006-07-01
Categories:
Consider yourself forewarned: The George Carlin Uncensored 2007 Calendar holds nothing back. Each page contains an excerpt from Brain Droppings, Napalm & Silly Putty, or When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, including those "seven words" and more, letting readers experience Carlin's trademark humor full blast. George Carlin's three best-selling books boast more than two million copies sold. Carlin has managed to stay on top of the comedy world for more than twenty years, commanding standing-room-only audiences, headlining more HBO specials than any other comic, and boasts eighteen hit comedy albums, three Grammys, six Cable Ace Awards, and thirteen solo HBO comedy specials.



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