Limericks Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABBA CCAAC DEFGD HHIIJ KLMMK NNNNN OOPPO OOQQO RSOOR TTUUT OOVVO WXYYW UUTTU ZZWWZ WWOOW VVOOV TTTTT UUOOU OOVVO UUOOU OOYYO A2A2UUA2 OOSSO RRB2B2RTHERE is a big artist named Val | A |
The roughs' and the prize fighters' pal | A |
The mind of a groom | B |
And the head of a broom | B |
Were Nature's endowments to Val | A |
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There is a Creator named God | C |
Whose creations are sometimes quite odd | C |
I maintain and I shall | A |
The creation of Val | A |
Reflects little credit on God | C |
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There is a dull Painter named Wells | D |
Who is duller than any one else | E |
With the face of a horse | F |
He sits by you and snorts | G |
Which is very offensive in Wells | D |
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There's an infantine Artist named Hughes | H |
Him and his the R A 's did refuse | H |
At length though among | I |
The lot one was hung | I |
But it was himself in a noose | J |
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There's a babyish party named Burges | K |
Who from infancy hardly emerges | L |
If you had not been told | M |
He's disgracefully old | M |
You would offer a bull's eye to Burges | K |
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There is a young person named Georgie | N |
Who indulges each night in an orgy | N |
Soda water and brandy | N |
Are always kept handy | N |
To efface the effects of that orgy | N |
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There is a young Artist named Jones | O |
Whose conduct no genius atones | O |
His behaviour in life | P |
Is a pang to the wife | P |
And a plague to the neighbours of Jones | O |
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There is a young Painter called Jones | O |
A cheer here and hisses and groans | O |
The state of his mind | Q |
Is a shame to mankind | Q |
But a matter of triumph to Jones | O |
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There's a Painter of Portraits named Chapman | R |
Who in vain would catch woman or trap man | S |
To be painted life size | O |
More preposterous guys | O |
Than they care to be painted by Chapman | R |
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There's a combative Artist named Whistler | T |
Who is like his own hog hairs a bristler | T |
A tube of white lead | U |
And a punch on the head | U |
Offer varied attractions to Whistler | T |
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There's a publishing party named Ellis | O |
Who's addicted to poets with bellies | O |
He has at least two | V |
One in fact one in view | V |
And God knows what will happen to Ellis | O |
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There's a Portuguese person named Howell | W |
Who lays on his lies with a trowel | X |
Should he give over lying | Y |
'Twill be when he's dying | Y |
For living is lying with Howell | W |
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There is a mad Artist named Inchbold | U |
With whom you must be at a pinch bold | U |
Or else you may score | T |
The brass plate on your door | T |
With the name of J W Inchbold | U |
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A Historical Painter named Brown | Z |
Was in manners and language a clown | Z |
At epochs of victual | W |
Both pudden and kittle | W |
Were expressions familiar to Brown | Z |
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There was a young rascal called Nolly | W |
Whose habits though dirty were jolly | W |
And when this book comes | O |
To be marked with his thumbs | O |
You may know that its owner is Nolly | W |
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There are dealers in pictures named Agnew | V |
Whose soft soap would make an old rag new | V |
The Father of Lies | O |
With his tail to his eyes | O |
Cries Go it Tom Agnew Bill Agnew | V |
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There's a solid fat German called Huffer | T |
A hypochondriacal buffer | T |
To declaim Schopenhauer | T |
From the top of a tower | T |
Is the highest ambition of Huffer | T |
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There's a Scotch correspondent named Scott | U |
Thinks a penny for postage a lot | U |
Books verses and letters | O |
Too good for his betters | O |
Cannot screw out an answer from Scott | U |
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There's a foolish old Scotchman called Scotus | O |
Most justly a Pictor Ignotus | O |
For what he best knew | V |
He never would do | V |
This stubborn old donkey called Scotus | O |
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There once was a painter named Scott | U |
Who seemed to have hair but had not | U |
He seemed too to have sense | O |
'Twas an equal pretence | O |
On the part of the painter named Scott | U |
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There's the Irishman Arthur O'Shaughnessy | O |
On the chessboard of poets a pawn is he | O |
Though a bishop or king | Y |
Would be rather the thing | Y |
To the fancy of Arthur O'Shaughnessy | O |
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There is a young Artist named Knewstub | A2 |
Who for personal cleaning will use tub | A2 |
But in matters of paint | U |
Not the holiest Saint | U |
Was ever so dirty as Knewstub | A2 |
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There is a poor sneak called Rossetti | O |
As a painter with many kicks met he | O |
With more as a man | S |
But sometimes he ran | S |
And that saved the rear of Rossetti | O |
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As a critic the Poet Buchanan | R |
Thinks Pseudo much safer than Anon | R |
Into Maitland he shrunk | B2 |
But the smell of the skunk | B2 |
Guides the shuddering nose to Buchanan | R |
Dante Gabriel Rossetti
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