The Author.[1] Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABBCCDDEEFFGGHHIIJJ KKLLMMNNOOJJFFPPQQDD RRSSTTUUVVWWXXNNYYZZ A2A2B2B2C2C2FFD2D2MM E2E2WWF2G2EEPPH2H2E2 E2I2I2J2J2K2L2M2M2N2 N2HHO2O2P2P2IIQ2Q2JJ R2R2S2S2T2T2P2P2P2P2 U2U2V2V2P2P2W2X2Y2Y2 Z2Z2AVJ2J2A3A3B3B3C3 C3D3D3E3E3GGE2E2F3F3 G3G3JJC3X2RH3D3D3EEI 3I3J3J3UUY2Y2D3D3K3K 3PPQQL3L3AAUUM3M3N3N 3UUD3D3D3D3O3O3V2V2J 3J3F3F3P3P3Y2Y2N3N3Q 3X2SSA3A3R3R3L3L3D3D 3DDD3D3FFK3K3V2V2S3S 3Y2Y2D3D3OOT3T3J3J3U 3U3D3D3Z2Z2VVV3V3Y2Y 2R3R3W3W3X3X3Y3Y3TTA AN3N3V2V2Z3Z3PPS2S2D 3D3A4A4T2T2A3A3J3J3E EY2Y2JJD3D3F3F3N3N3P PB4B4CC4R3R3U3U3AAY2 Y2D4D4MME4E4PPF4F4D3 D3D3X2Y2Y2G4G4S2S2H4 H4D3D3D3D3I4I4J4PD3D 3K4K4C3C3R2R2RRL4L4D 3D3Y2Y2G4G4N2N2EEY2Y 2D4D4X3X3BBUUV2V2D3D 3F3QM4M4PPY2Y2D3D3D3 D3D3D3D3D3D3D3N4N4Accursed the man whom Fate ordains in spite | A |
And cruel parents teach to read and write | A |
What need of letters wherefore should we spell | B |
Why write our names A mark will do as well | B |
Much are the precious hours of youth misspent | C |
In climbing Learning's rugged steep ascent | C |
When to the top the bold adventurer's got | D |
He reigns vain monarch o'er a barren spot | D |
Whilst in the vale of Ignorance below | E |
Folly and Vice to rank luxuriance grow | E |
Honours and wealth pour in on every side | F |
And proud Preferment rolls her golden tide | F |
O'er crabbed authors life's gay prime to waste | G |
To cramp wild genius in the chains of taste | G |
To bear the slavish drudgery of schools | H |
And tamely stoop to every pedant's rules | H |
For seven long years debarr'd of liberal ease | I |
To plod in college trammels to degrees | I |
Beneath the weight of solemn toys to groan | J |
Sleep over books and leave mankind unknown | J |
To praise each senior blockhead's threadbare tale | K |
And laugh till reason blush and spirits fail | K |
Manhood with vile submission to disgrace | L |
And cap the fool whose merit is his place | L |
Vice Chancellors whose knowledge is but small | M |
And Chancellors who nothing know at all | M |
Ill brook'd the generous spirit in those days | N |
When learning was the certain road to praise | N |
When nobles with a love of science bless'd | O |
Approved in others what themselves possess'd | O |
But now when Dulness rears aloft her throne | J |
When lordly vassals her wide empire own | J |
When Wit seduced by Envy starts aside | F |
And basely leagues with Ignorance and Pride | F |
What now should tempt us by false hopes misled | P |
Learning's unfashionable paths to tread | P |
To bear those labours which our fathers bore | Q |
That crown withheld which they in triumph wore | Q |
When with much pains this boasted learning's got | D |
'Tis an affront to those who have it not | D |
In some it causes hate in others fear | R |
Instructs our foes to rail our friends to sneer | R |
With prudent haste the worldly minded fool | S |
Forgets the little which he learn'd at school | S |
The elder brother to vast fortunes born | T |
Looks on all science with an eye of scorn | T |
Dependent brethren the same features wear | U |
And younger sons are stupid as the heir | U |
In senates at the bar in church and state | V |
Genius is vile and learning out of date | V |
Is this oh death to think is this the land | W |
Where Merit and Reward went hand in hand | W |
Where heroes parent like the poet view'd | X |
By whom they saw their glorious deeds renew'd | X |
Where poets true to honour tuned their lays | N |
And by their patrons sanctified their praise | N |
Is this the land where on our Spenser's tongue | Y |
Enamour'd of his voice Description hung | Y |
Where Jonson rigid Gravity beguiled | Z |
Whilst Reason through her critic fences smiled | Z |
Where Nature listening stood whilst Shakspeare play'd | A2 |
And wonder'd at the work herself had made | A2 |
Is this the land where mindful of her charge | B2 |
And office high fair Freedom walk'd at large | B2 |
Where finding in our laws a sure defence | C2 |
She mock'd at all restraints but those of sense | C2 |
Where Health and Honour trooping by her side | F |
She spread her sacred empire far and wide | F |
Pointed the way Affliction to beguile | D2 |
And bade the face of Sorrow wear a smile | D2 |
Bade those who dare obey the generous call | M |
Enjoy her blessings which God meant for all | M |
Is this the land where in some tyrant's reign | E2 |
When a weak wicked ministerial train | E2 |
The tools of power the slaves of interest plann'd | W |
Their country's ruin and with bribes unmann'd | W |
Those wretches who ordain'd in Freedom's cause | F2 |
Gave up our liberties and sold our laws | G2 |
When Power was taught by Meanness where to go | E |
Nor dared to love the virtue of a foe | E |
When like a leprous plague from the foul head | P |
To the foul heart her sores Corruption spread | P |
Her iron arm when stern Oppression rear'd | H2 |
And Virtue from her broad base shaken fear'd | H2 |
The scourge of Vice when impotent and vain | E2 |
Poor Freedom bow'd the neck to Slavery's chain | E2 |
Is this the land where in those worst of times | I2 |
The hardy poet raised his honest rhymes | I2 |
To dread rebuke and bade Controlment speak | J2 |
In guilty blushes on the villain's cheek | J2 |
Bade Power turn pale kept mighty rogues in awe | K2 |
And made them fear the Muse who fear'd not law | L2 |
How do I laugh when men of narrow souls | M2 |
Whom Folly guides and Prejudice controls | M2 |
Who one dull drowsy track of business trod | N2 |
Worship their Mammon and neglect their God | N2 |
Who breathing by one musty set of rules | H |
Dote from their birth and are by system fools | H |
Who form'd to dulness from their very youth | O2 |
Lies of the day prefer to gospel truth | O2 |
Pick up their little knowledge from Reviews | P2 |
And lay out all their stock of faith in news | P2 |
How do I laugh when creatures form'd like these | I |
Whom Reason scorns and I should blush to please | I |
Rail at all liberal arts deem verse a crime | Q2 |
And hold not truth as truth if told in rhyme | Q2 |
How do I laugh when Publius hoary grown | J |
In zeal for Scotland's welfare and his own | J |
By slow degrees and course of office drawn | R2 |
In mood and figure at the helm to yawn | R2 |
Too mean the worst of curses Heaven can send | S2 |
To have a foe too proud to have a friend | S2 |
Erring by form which blockheads sacred hold | T2 |
Ne'er making new faults and ne'er mending old | T2 |
Rebukes my spirit bids the daring Muse | P2 |
Subjects more equal to her weakness choose | P2 |
Bids her frequent the haunts of humble swains | P2 |
Nor dare to traffic in ambitious strains | P2 |
Bids her indulging the poetic whim | U2 |
In quaint wrought ode or sonnet pertly trim | U2 |
Along the church way path complain with Gray | V2 |
Or dance with Mason on the first of May | V2 |
'All sacred is the name and power of kings | P2 |
All states and statesmen are those mighty things | P2 |
Which howsoe'er they out of course may roll | W2 |
Were never made for poets to control ' | X2 |
Peace peace thou dotard nor thus vilely deem | Y2 |
Of sacred numbers and their power blaspheme | Y2 |
I tell thee wretch search all creation round | Z2 |
In earth in heaven no subject can be found | Z2 |
Our God alone except above whose height | A |
The poet cannot rise and hold his state | V |
The blessed saints above in numbers speak | J2 |
The praise of God though there all praise is weak | J2 |
In numbers here below the bard shall teach | A3 |
Virtue to soar beyond the villain's reach | A3 |
Shall tear his labouring lungs strain his hoarse throat | B3 |
And raise his voice beyond the trumpet's note | B3 |
Should an afflicted country awed by men | C3 |
Of slavish principles demand his pen | C3 |
This is a great a glorious point of view | D3 |
Fit for an English poet to pursue | D3 |
Undaunted to pursue though in return | E3 |
His writings by the common hangman burn | E3 |
How do I laugh when men by fortune placed | G |
Above their betters and by rank disgraced | G |
Who found their pride on titles which they stain | E2 |
And mean themselves are of their fathers vain | E2 |
Who would a bill of privilege prefer | F3 |
And treat a poet like a creditor | F3 |
The generous ardour of the Muse condemn | G3 |
And curse the storm they know must break on them | G3 |
'What shall a reptile bard a wretch unknown | J |
Without one badge of merit but his own | J |
Great nobles lash and lords like common men | C3 |
Smart from the vengeance of a scribbler's pen ' | X2 |
What's in this name of lord that I should fear | R |
To bring their vices to the public ear | H3 |
Flows not the honest blood of humble swains | D3 |
Quick as the tide which swells a monarch's veins | D3 |
Monarchs who wealth and titles can bestow | E |
Cannot make virtues in succession flow | E |
Wouldst thou proud man be safely placed above | I3 |
The censure of the Muse Deserve her love | I3 |
Act as thy birth demands as nobles ought | J3 |
Look back and by thy worthy father taught | J3 |
Who earn'd those honours thou wert born to wear | U |
Follow his steps and be his virtue's heir | U |
But if regardless of the road to fame | Y2 |
You start aside and tread the paths of shame | Y2 |
If such thy life that should thy sire arise | D3 |
The sight of such a son would blast his eyes | D3 |
Would make him curse the hour which gave thee birth | K3 |
Would drive him shuddering from the face of earth | K3 |
Once more with shame and sorrow 'mongst the dead | P |
In endless night to hide his reverend head | P |
If such thy life though kings had made thee more | Q |
Than ever king a scoundrel made before | Q |
Nay to allow thy pride a deeper spring | L3 |
Though God in vengeance had made thee a king | L3 |
Taking on Virtue's wing her daring flight | A |
The Muse should drag thee trembling to the light | A |
Probe thy foul wounds and lay thy bosom bare | U |
To the keen question of the searching air | U |
Gods with what pride I see the titled slave | M3 |
Who smarts beneath the stroke which Satire gave | M3 |
Aiming at ease and with dishonest art | N3 |
Striving to hide the feelings of his heart | N3 |
How do I laugh when with affected air | U |
Scarce able through despite to keep his chair | U |
Whilst on his trembling lip pale Anger speaks | D3 |
And the chafed blood flies mounting to his cheeks | D3 |
He talks of Conscience which good men secures | D3 |
From all those evil moments Guilt endures | D3 |
And seems to laugh at those who pay regard | O3 |
To the wild ravings of a frantic bard | O3 |
'Satire whilst envy and ill humour sway | V2 |
The mind of man must always make her way | V2 |
Nor to a bosom with discretion fraught | J3 |
Is all her malice worth a single thought | J3 |
The wise have not the will nor fools the power | F3 |
To stop her headstrong course within the hour | F3 |
Left to herself she dies opposing strife | P3 |
Gives her fresh vigour and prolongs her life | P3 |
All things her prey and every man her aim | Y2 |
I can no patent for exemption claim | Y2 |
Nor would I wish to stop that harmless dart | N3 |
Which plays around but cannot wound my heart | N3 |
Though pointed at myself be Satire free | Q3 |
To her 'tis pleasure and no pain to me ' | X2 |
Dissembling wretch hence to the Stoic school | S |
And there amongst thy brethren play the fool | S |
There unrebuked these wild vain doctrines preach | A3 |
Lives there a man whom Satire cannot reach | A3 |
Lives there a man who calmly can stand by | R3 |
And see his conscience ripp'd with steady eye | R3 |
When Satire flies abroad on Falsehood's wing | L3 |
Short is her life and impotent her sting | L3 |
But when to Truth allied the wound she gives | D3 |
Sinks deep and to remotest ages lives | D3 |
When in the tomb thy pamper'd flesh shall rot | D |
And e'en by friends thy memory be forgot | D |
Still shalt thou live recorded for thy crimes | D3 |
Live in her page and stink to after times | D3 |
Hast thou no feeling yet Come throw off pride | F |
And own those passions which thou shalt not hide | F |
Sandwich who from the moment of his birth | K3 |
Made human nature a reproach on earth | K3 |
Who never dared nor wish'd behind to stay | V2 |
When Folly Vice and Meanness led the way | V2 |
Would blush should he be told by Truth and Wit | S3 |
Those actions which he blush'd not to commit | S3 |
Men the most infamous are fond of fame | Y2 |
And those who fear not guilt yet start at shame | Y2 |
But whither runs my zeal whose rapid force | D3 |
Turning the brain bears Reason from her course | D3 |
Carries me back to times when poets bless'd | O |
With courage graced the science they profess'd | O |
When they in honour rooted firmly stood | T3 |
The bad to punish and reward the good | T3 |
When to a flame by public virtue wrought | J3 |
The foes of freedom they to justice brought | J3 |
And dared expose those slaves who dared support | U3 |
A tyrant plan and call'd themselves a Court | U3 |
Ah what are poets now As slavish those | D3 |
Who deal in verse as those who deal in prose | D3 |
Is there an Author search the kingdom round | Z2 |
In whom true worth and real spirit's found | Z2 |
The slaves of booksellers or doom'd by Fate | V |
To baser chains vile pensioners of state | V |
Some dead to shame and of those shackles proud | V3 |
Which Honour scorns for slavery roar aloud | V3 |
Others half palsied only mutes become | Y2 |
And what makes Smollett write makes Johnson dumb | Y2 |
Why turns yon villain pale Why bends his eye | R3 |
Inward abash'd when Murphy passes by | R3 |
Dost thou sage Murphy for a blockhead take | W3 |
Who wages war with Vice for Virtue's sake | W3 |
No no like other worldlings you will find | X3 |
He shifts his sails and catches every wind | X3 |
His soul the shock of Interest can't endure | Y3 |
Give him a pension then and sin secure | Y3 |
With laurell'd wreaths the flatterer's brows adorn | T |
Bid Virtue crouch bid Vice exalt her horn | T |
Bid cowards thrive put Honesty to flight | A |
Murphy shall prove or try to prove it right | A |
Try thou state juggler every paltry art | N3 |
Ransack the inmost closet of my heart | N3 |
Swear thou'rt my friend by that base oath make way | V2 |
Into my breast and flatter to betray | V2 |
Or if those tricks are vain if wholesome doubt | Z3 |
Detects the fraud and points the villain out | Z3 |
Bribe those who daily at my board are fed | P |
And make them take my life who eat my bread | P |
On Authors for defence for praise depend | S2 |
Pay him but well and Murphy is thy friend | S2 |
He he shall ready stand with venal rhymes | D3 |
To varnish guilt and consecrate thy crimes | D3 |
To make Corruption in false colours shine | A4 |
And damn his own good name to rescue thine | A4 |
But if thy niggard hands their gifts withhold | T2 |
And Vice no longer rains down showers of gold | T2 |
Expect no mercy facts well grounded teach | A3 |
Murphy if not rewarded will impeach | A3 |
What though each man of nice and juster thought | J3 |
Shunning his steps decrees by Honour taught | J3 |
He ne'er can be a friend who stoops so low | E |
To be the base betrayer of a foe | E |
What though with thine together link'd his name | Y2 |
Must be with thine transmitted down to shame | Y2 |
To every manly feeling callous grown | J |
Rather than not blast thine he 'll blast his own | J |
To ope the fountain whence sedition springs | D3 |
To slander government and libel kings | D3 |
With Freedom's name to serve a present hour | F3 |
Though born and bred to arbitrary power | F3 |
To talk of William with insidious art | N3 |
Whilst a vile Stuart's lurking in his heart | N3 |
And whilst mean Envy rears her loathsome head | P |
Flattering the living to abuse the dead | P |
Where is Shebbeare Oh let not foul reproach | B4 |
Travelling thither in a city coach | B4 |
The pillory dare to name the whole intent | C |
Of that parade was fame not punishment | C4 |
And that old staunch Whig Beardmore standing by | R3 |
Can in full court give that report the lie | R3 |
With rude unnatural jargon to support | U3 |
Half Scotch half English a declining court | U3 |
To make most glaring contraries unite | A |
And prove beyond dispute that black is white | A |
To make firm Honour tamely league with Shame | Y2 |
Make Vice and Virtue differ but in name | Y2 |
To prove that chains and freedom are but one | D4 |
That to be saved must mean to be undone | D4 |
Is there not Guthrie Who like him can call | M |
All opposites to proof and conquer all | M |
He calls forth living waters from the rock | E4 |
He calls forth children from the barren stock | E4 |
He far beyond the springs of Nature led | P |
Makes women bring forth after they are dead | P |
He on a curious new and happy plan | F4 |
In wedlock's sacred bands joins man to man | F4 |
And to complete the whole most strange but true | D3 |
By some rare magic makes them fruitful too | D3 |
Whilst from their loins in the due course of years | D3 |
Flows the rich blood of Guthrie's 'English Peers ' | X2 |
Dost thou contrive some blacker deed of shame | Y2 |
Something which Nature shudders but to name | Y2 |
Something which makes the soul of man retreat | G4 |
And the life blood run backward to her seat | G4 |
Dost thou contrive for some base private end | S2 |
Some selfish view to hang a trusting friend | S2 |
To lure him on e'en to his parting breath | H4 |
And promise life to work him surer death | H4 |
Grown old in villany and dead to grace | D3 |
Hell in his heart and Tyburn in his face | D3 |
Behold a parson at thy elbow stands | D3 |
Lowering damnation and with open hands | D3 |
Ripe to betray his Saviour for reward | I4 |
The Atheist chaplain of an Atheist lord | I4 |
Bred to the church and for the gown decreed | J4 |
Ere it was known that I should learn to read | P |
Though that was nothing for my friends who knew | D3 |
What mighty Dulness of itself could do | D3 |
Never design'd me for a working priest | K4 |
But hoped I should have been a Dean at least | K4 |
Condemn'd like many more and worthier men | C3 |
To whom I pledge the service of my pen | C3 |
Condemn'd whilst proud and pamper'd sons of lawn | R2 |
Cramm'd to the throat in lazy plenty yawn | R2 |
In pomp of reverend beggary to appear | R |
To pray and starve on forty pounds a year | R |
My friends who never felt the galling load | L4 |
Lament that I forsook the packhorse road | L4 |
Whilst Virtue to my conduct witness bears | D3 |
In throwing off that gown which Francis wears | D3 |
What creature's that so very pert and prim | Y2 |
So very full of foppery and whim | Y2 |
So gentle yet so brisk so wondrous sweet | G4 |
So fit to prattle at a lady's feet | G4 |
Who looks as he the Lord's rich vineyard trod | N2 |
And by his garb appears a man of God | N2 |
Trust not to looks nor credit outward show | E |
The villain lurks beneath the cassock'd beau | E |
That's an informer what avails the name | Y2 |
Suffice it that the wretch from Sodom came | Y2 |
His tongue is deadly from his presence run | D4 |
Unless thy rage would wish to be undone | D4 |
No ties can hold him no affection bind | X3 |
And fear alone restrains his coward mind | X3 |
Free him from that no monster is so fell | B |
Nor is so sure a blood hound found in Hell | B |
His silken smiles his hypocritic air | U |
His meek demeanour plausible and fair | U |
Are only worn to pave Fraud's easier way | V2 |
And make gull'd Virtue fall a surer prey | V2 |
Attend his church his plan of doctrine view | D3 |
The preacher is a Christian dull but true | D3 |
But when the hallow'd hour of preaching's o'er | F3 |
That plan of doctrine's never thought of more | Q |
Christ is laid by neglected on the shelf | M4 |
And the vile priest is gospel to himself | M4 |
By Cleland tutor'd and with Blacow bred | P |
Blacow whom by a brave resentment led | P |
Oxford if Oxford had not sunk in fame | Y2 |
Ere this had damn'd to everlasting shame | Y2 |
Their steps he follows and their crimes partakes | D3 |
To virtue lost to vice alone he wakes | D3 |
Most lusciously declaims 'gainst luscious themes | D3 |
And whilst he rails at blasphemy blasphemes | D3 |
Are these the arts which policy supplies | D3 |
Are these the steps by which grave churchmen rise | D3 |
Forbid it Heaven or should it turn out so | D3 |
Let me and mine continue mean and low | D3 |
Such be their arts whom interest controls | D3 |
Kidgell and I have free and modest souls | D3 |
We scorn preferment which is gain'd by sin | N4 |
And will though poor without have peace within | N4 |
Charles Churchill
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