The Apology. Addressed To The Critical Reviewers.[1] Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
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HORACE | A |
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Laughs not the heart when giants big with pride | B |
Assume the pompous port the martial stride | B |
O'er arm Herculean heave the enormous shield | C |
Vast as a weaver's beam the javelin wield | C |
With the loud voice of thundering Jove defy | D |
And dare to single combat what A fly | D |
And laugh we less when giant names which shine | E |
Establish'd as it were by right divine | E |
Critics whom every captive art adores | A |
To whom glad Science pours forth all her stores | A |
Who high in letter'd reputation sit | F |
And hold Astraea like the scales of wit | F |
With partial rage rush forth oh shame to tell | G |
To crush a bard just bursting from the shell | G |
Great are his perils in this stormy time | H |
Who rashly ventures on a sea of rhyme | H |
Around vast surges roll winds envious blow | I |
And jealous rocks and quicksands lurk below | I |
Greatly his foes he dreads but more his friends | A |
He hurts me most who lavishly commends | A |
Look through the world in every other trade | J |
The same employment's cause of kindness made | J |
At least appearance of good will creates | A |
And every fool puffs off the fool he hates | A |
Cobblers with cobblers smoke away the night | K |
And in the common cause e'en players unite | K |
Authors alone with more than savage rage | L |
Unnatural war with brother authors wage | L |
The pride of Nature would as soon admit | F |
Competitors in empire as in wit | F |
Onward they rush at Fame's imperious call | M |
And less than greatest would not be at all | M |
Smit with the love of honour or the pence | A |
O'errun with wit and destitute of sense | A |
Should any novice in the rhyming trade | J |
With lawless pen the realms of verse invade | J |
Forth from the court where sceptred sages sit | F |
Abused with praise and flatter'd into wit | F |
Where in lethargic majesty they reign | N |
And what they won by dulness still maintain | N |
Legions of factious authors throng at once | A |
Fool beckons fool and dunce awakens dunce | A |
To 'Hamilton's the ready lies repair | O |
Ne'er was lie made which was not welcome there | O |
Thence on maturer judgment's anvil wrought | P |
The polish'd falsehood's into public brought | P |
Quick circulating slanders mirth afford | Q |
And reputation bleeds in every word | R |
A critic was of old a glorious name | S |
Whose sanction handed merit up to fame | S |
Beauties as well as faults he brought to view | T |
His judgment great and great his candour too | T |
No servile rules drew sickly taste aside | B |
Secure he walk'd for Nature was his guide | B |
But now oh strange reverse our critics bawl | M |
In praise of candour with a heart of gall | M |
Conscious of guilt and fearful of the light | K |
They lurk enshrouded in the vale of night | K |
Safe from detection seize the unwary prey | U |
And stab like bravoes all who come that way | U |
When first my Muse perhaps more bold than wise | A |
Bade the rude trifle into light arise | A |
Little she thought such tempests would ensue | T |
Less that those tempests would be raised by you | T |
The thunder's fury rends the towering oak | V |
Rosciads like shrubs might 'scape the fatal stroke | V |
Vain thought a critic's fury knows no bound | W |
Drawcansir like he deals destruction round | W |
Nor can we hope he will a stranger spare | O |
Who gives no quarter to his friend Voltaire | O |
Unhappy Genius placed by partial Fate | X |
With a free spirit in a slavish state | X |
Where the reluctant Muse oppress'd by kings | A |
Or droops in silence or in fetters sings | A |
In vain thy dauntless fortitude hath borne | Y |
The bigot's furious zeal and tyrant's scorn | Y |
Why didst thou safe from home bred dangers steer | Z |
Reserved to perish more ignobly here | A2 |
Thus when the Julian tyrant's pride to swell | G |
Rome with her Pompey at Pharsalia fell | G |
The vanquish'd chief escaped from Caesar's hand | B2 |
To die by ruffians in a foreign land | B2 |
How could these self elected monarchs raise | A |
So large an empire on so small a base | A |
In what retreat inglorious and unknown | C2 |
Did Genius sleep when Dulness seized the throne | C2 |
Whence absolute now grown and free from awe | D2 |
She to the subject world dispenses law | E2 |
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Without her licence not a letter stirs | A |
And all the captive criss cross row is hers | A |
The Stagyrite who rules from Nature drew | T |
Opinions gave but gave his reasons too | T |
Our great Dictators take a shorter way | U |
Who shall dispute what the Reviewers say | U |
Their word's sufficient and to ask a reason | F2 |
In such a state as theirs is downright treason | F2 |
True judgment now with them alone can dwell | G |
Like Church of Rome they're grown infallible | G2 |
Dull superstitious readers they deceive | H2 |
Who pin their easy faith on critic's sleeve | H2 |
And knowing nothing everything believe | H2 |
But why repine we that these puny elves | A |
Shoot into giants we may thank ourselves | A |
Fools that we are like Israel's fools of yore | I2 |
The calf ourselves have fashion'd we adore | I2 |
But let true Reason once resume her reign | N |
This god shall dwindle to a calf again | J2 |
Founded on arts which shun the face of day | U |
By the same arts they still maintain their sway | U |
Wrapp'd in mysterious secrecy they rise | A |
And as they are unknown are safe and wise | A |
At whomsoever aim'd howe'er severe | Z |
The envenom'd slander flies no names appear | Z |
Prudence forbids that step then all might know | I |
And on more equal terms engage the foe | I |
But now what Quixote of the age would care | O |
To wage a war with dirt and fight with air | O |
By interest join'd the expert confederates stand | B2 |
And play the game into each other's hand | B2 |
The vile abuse in turn by all denied | B |
Is bandied up and down from side to side | B |
It flies hey presto like a juggler's ball | M |
Till it belongs to nobody at all | M |
All men and things they know themselves unknown | C2 |
And publish every name except their own | C2 |
Nor think this strange secure from vulgar eyes | A |
The nameless author passes in disguise | A |
But veteran critics are not so deceived | K2 |
If veteran critics are to be believed | K2 |
Once seen they know an author evermore | I2 |
Nay swear to hands they never saw before | I2 |
Thus in 'The Rosciad ' beyond chance or doubt | L2 |
They by the writing found the writers out | L2 |
That's Lloyd's his manner there you plainly trace | A |
And all the Actor stares you in the face | A |
By Colman that was written on my life | M2 |
The strongest symptoms of the 'Jealous Wife ' | - |
That little disingenuous piece of spite | K |
Churchill a wretch unknown perhaps might write | K |
How doth it make judicious readers smile | N2 |
When authors are detected by their style | N2 |
Though every one who knows this author knows | A |
He shifts his style much oftener than his clothes | A |
Whence could arise this mighty critic spleen | O2 |
The Muse a trifler and her theme so mean | O2 |
What had I done that angry Heaven should send | P2 |
The bitterest foe where most I wish'd a friend | P2 |
Oft hath my tongue been wanton at thy name | S |
And hail'd the honours of thy matchless fame | S |
For me let hoary Fielding bite the ground | W |
So nobler Pickle stands superbly bound | W |
From Livy's temples tear the historic crown | Q2 |
Which with more justice blooms upon thine own | C2 |
Compared with thee be all life writers dumb | R2 |
But he who wrote the Life of Tommy Thumb | R2 |
Who ever read 'The Regicide ' but swore | I2 |
The author wrote as man ne'er wrote before | I2 |
Others for plots and under plots may call | M |
Here's the right method have no plot at all | M |
Who can so often in his cause engage | L |
The tiny pathos of the Grecian stage | L |
Whilst horrors rise and tears spontaneous flow | I |
At tragic Ha and no less tragic Oh | I |
To praise his nervous weakness all agree | S2 |
And then for sweetness who so sweet as he | S2 |
Too big for utterance when sorrows swell | G |
The too big sorrows flowing tears must tell | G |
But when those flowing tears shall cease to flow | I |
Why then the voice must speak again you know | I |
Rude and unskilful in the poet's trade | J |
I kept no Na ads by me ready made | J |
Ne'er did I colours high in air advance | A |
Torn from the bleeding fopperies of France | A |
No flimsy linsey woolsey scenes I wrote | T2 |
With patches here and there like Joseph's coat | T2 |
Me humbler themes befit secure for me | S2 |
Let play wrights smuggle nonsense duty free | S2 |
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Secure for me ye lambs ye lambkins bound | W |
And frisk and frolic o'er the fairy ground | W |
Secure for me thou pretty little fawn | U2 |
Lick Sylvia's hand and crop the flowery lawn | U2 |
Uncensured let the gentle breezes rove | V2 |
Through the green umbrage of the enchanted grove | V2 |
Secure for me let foppish Nature smile | N2 |
And play the coxcomb in the 'Desert Isle ' | - |
The stage I chose a subject fair and free | S2 |
'Tis yours 'tis mine 'tis public property | S2 |
All common exhibitions open lie | D |
For praise or censure to the common eye | D |
Hence are a thousand hackney writers fed | W2 |
Hence Monthly Critics earn their daily bread | W2 |
This is a general tax which all must pay | U |
From those who scribble down to those who play | U |
Actors a venal crew receive support | X2 |
From public bounty for the public sport | X2 |
To clap or hiss all have an equal claim | S |
The cobbler's and his lordship's right's the same | S |
All join for their subsistence all expect | Y2 |
Free leave to praise their worth their faults correct | Y2 |
When active Pickle Smithfield stage ascends | A |
The three days' wonder of his laughing friends | A |
Each or as judgment or as fancy guides | A |
The lively witling praises or derides | A |
And where's the mighty difference tell me where | O |
Betwixt a Merry Andrew and a player | Z2 |
The strolling tribe a despicable race | A |
Like wandering Arabs shift from place to place | A |
Vagrants by law to justice open laid | J |
They tremble of the beadle's lash afraid | J |
And fawning cringe for wretched means of life | M2 |
To Madam Mayoress or his Worship's wife | M2 |
The mighty monarch in theatric sack | A3 |
Carries his whole regalia at his back | A3 |
His royal consort heads the female band | B2 |
And leads the heir apparent in her hand | B2 |
The pannier'd ass creeps on with conscious pride | B |
Bearing a future prince on either side | B |
No choice musicians in this troop are found | W |
To varnish nonsense with the charms of sound | W |
No swords no daggers not one poison'd bowl | B3 |
No lightning flashes here no thunders roll | B3 |
No guards to swell the monarch's train are shown | C2 |
The monarch here must be a host alone | C2 |
No solemn pomp no slow processions here | A2 |
No Ammon's entry and no Juliet's bier | A2 |
By need compell'd to prostitute his art | C3 |
The varied actor flies from part to part | C3 |
And strange disgrace to all theatric pride | B |
His character is shifted with his side | B |
Question and answer he by turns must be | S2 |
Like that small wit in modern tragedy | S2 |
Who to patch up his fame or fill his purse | A |
Still pilfers wretched plans and makes them worse | A |
Like gypsies lest the stolen brat be known | C2 |
Defacing first then claiming for his own | C2 |
In shabby state they strut and tatter'd robe | D3 |
The scene a blanket and a barn the globe | D3 |
No high conceits their moderate wishes raise | A |
Content with humble profit humble praise | A |
Let dowdies simper and let bumpkins stare | O |
The strolling pageant hero treads in air | O |
Pleased for his hour he to mankind gives law | E2 |
And snores the next out on a truss of straw | E2 |
But if kind Fortune who sometimes we know | I |
Can take a hero from a puppet show | I |
In mood propitious should her favourite call | M |
On royal stage in royal pomp to bawl | M |
Forgetful of himself he rears the head | W2 |
And scorns the dunghill where he first was bred | W2 |
Conversing now with well dress'd kings and queens | A |
With gods and goddesses behind the scenes | A |
He sweats beneath the terror nodding plume | E3 |
Taught by mock honours real pride to assume | E3 |
On this great stage the world no monarch e'er | Z2 |
Was half so haughty as a monarch player | Z2 |
Doth it more move our anger or our mirth | F3 |
To see these things the lowest sons of earth | F3 |
Presume with self sufficient knowledge graced | G3 |
To rule in letters and preside in taste | G3 |
The town's decisions they no more admit | F |
Themselves alone the arbiters of wit | F |
And scorn the jurisdiction of that court | X2 |
To which they owe their being and support | X2 |
Actors like monks of old now sacred grown | C2 |
Must be attack'd by no fools but their own | C2 |
Let the vain tyrant sit amidst his guards | A |
His puny green room wits and venal bards | A |
Who meanly tremble at the puppet's frown | Q2 |
And for a playhouse freedom lose their own | C2 |
In spite of new made laws and new made kings | A |
The free born Muse with liberal spirit sings | A |
Bow down ye slaves before these idols fall | M |
Let Genius stoop to them who've none at all | M |
Ne'er will I flatter cringe or bend the knee | S2 |
To those who slaves to all are slaves to me | S2 |
Actors as actors are a lawful game | S |
The poet's right and who shall bar his claim | S |
And if o'erweening of their little skill | H3 |
When they have left the stage they're actors still | H3 |
If to the subject world they still give laws | A |
With paper crowns and sceptres made of straws | A |
If they in cellar or in garret roar | I2 |
And kings one night are kings for evermore | I2 |
Shall not bold Truth e'en there pursue her theme | I3 |
And wake the coxcomb from his golden dream | I3 |
Or if well worthy of a better fate | X |
They rise superior to their present state | X |
If with each social virtue graced they blend | P2 |
The gay companion and the faithful friend | P2 |
If they like Pritchard join in private life | M2 |
The tender parent and the virtuous wife | M2 |
Shall not our verse their praise with pleasure speak | J3 |
Though Mimics bark and Envy split her cheek | J3 |
No honest worth's beneath the Muse's praise | A |
No greatness can above her censure raise | A |
Station and wealth to her are trifling things | A |
She stoops to actors and she soars to kings | A |
Is there a man in vice and folly bred | W2 |
To sense of honour as to virtue dead | W2 |
Whom ties nor human nor divine can bind | K3 |
Alien from God and foe to all mankind | K3 |
Who spares no character whose every word | R |
Bitter as gall and sharper than the sword | Q |
Cuts to the quick whose thoughts with rancour swell | G |
Whose tongue on earth performs the work of hell | G |
If there be such a monster the Reviews | A |
Shall find him holding forth against abuse | A |
Attack profession 'tis a deadly breach | L3 |
The Christian laws another lesson teach | L3 |
Unto the end shall Charity endure | M3 |
And Candour hide those faults it cannot cure | M3 |
Thus Candour's maxims flow from Rancour's throat | T2 |
As devils to serve their purpose Scripture quote | T2 |
The Muse's office was by Heaven design'd | K3 |
To please improve instruct reform mankind | K3 |
To make dejected Virtue nobly rise | A |
Above the towering pitch of splendid Vice | A |
To make pale Vice abash'd her head hang down | Q2 |
And trembling crouch at Virtue's awful frown | Q2 |
Now arm'd with wrath she bids eternal shame | S |
With strictest justice brand the villain's name | S |
Now in the milder garb of ridicule | N3 |
She sports and pleases while she wounds the fool | N3 |
Her shape is often varied but her aim | S |
To prop the cause of Virtue still the same | S |
In praise of Mercy let the guilty bawl | M |
When Vice and Folly for correction call | M |
Silence the mark of weakness justly bears | A |
And is partaker of the crimes it spares | A |
But if the Muse too cruel in her mirth | F3 |
With harsh reflections wounds the man of worth | F3 |
If wantonly she deviates from her plan | O3 |
And quits the actor to expose the man | O3 |
Ashamed she marks that passage with a blot | P3 |
And hates the line where candour was forgot | P3 |
But what is candour what is humour's vein | N |
Though judgment join to consecrate the strain | N |
If curious numbers will not aid afford | Q |
Nor choicest music play in every word | R |
Verses must run to charm a modern ear | A2 |
From all harsh rugged interruptions clear | Z |
Soft let them breathe as Zephyr's balmy breeze | A |
Smooth let their current flow as summer seas | A |
Perfect then only deem'd when they dispense | A |
A happy tuneful vacancy of sense | A |
Italian fathers thus with barbarous rage | L |
Fit helpless infants for the squeaking stage | L |
Deaf to the calls of pity Nature wound | W |
And mangle vigour for the sake of sound | W |
Henceforth farewell then feverish thirst of fame | S |
Farewell the longings for a poet's name | S |
Perish my Muse a wish 'bove all severe | Z |
To him who ever held the Muses dear | Z |
If e'er her labours weaken to refine | E |
The generous roughness of a nervous line | E |
Others affect the stiff and swelling phrase | A |
Their Muse must walk in stilts and strut in stays | A |
The sense they murder and the words transpose | A |
Lest poetry approach too near to prose | A |
See tortured Reason how they pare and trim | Q3 |
And like Procrustes stretch or lop the limb | Q3 |
Waller whose praise succeeding bards rehearse | A |
Parent of harmony in English verse | A |
Whose tuneful Muse in sweetest accents flows | A |
In couplets first taught straggling sense to close | A |
In polish'd numbers and majestic sound | W |
Where shall thy rival Pope be ever found | W |
But whilst each line with equal beauty flows | A |
E'en excellence unvaried tedious grows | A |
Nature through all her works in great degree | S2 |
Borrows a blessing from variety | S2 |
Music itself her needful aid requires | A |
To rouse the soul and wake our dying fires | A |
Still in one key the nightingale would tease | A |
Still in one key not Brent would always please | A |
Here let me bend great Dryden at thy shrine | E |
Thou dearest name to all the Tuneful Nine | E |
What if some dull lines in cold order creep | R3 |
And with his theme the poet seems to sleep | R3 |
Still when his subject rises proud to view | T |
With equal strength the poet rises too | T |
With strong invention noblest vigour fraught | P |
Thought still springs up and rises out of thought | P |
Numbers ennobling numbers in their course | A |
In varied sweetness flow in varied force | A |
The powers of genius and of judgment join | S3 |
And the whole Art of Poetry is thine | E |
But what are numbers what are bards to me | S2 |
Forbid to tread the paths of poesy | A |
A sacred Muse should consecrate her pen | J2 |
Priests must not hear nor see like other men | J2 |
Far higher themes should her ambition claim | S |
Behold where Sternhold points the way to fame | S |
Whilst with mistaken zeal dull bigots burn | T3 |
Let Reason for a moment take her turn | T3 |
When coffee sages hold discourse with kings | A |
And blindly walk in paper leading strings | A |
What if a man delight to pass his time | H |
In spinning reason into harmless rhyme | H |
Or sometimes boldly venture to the play | U |
Say where's the crime great man of prudence say | U |
No two on earth in all things can agree | S2 |
All have some darling singularity | P |
Women and men as well as girls and boys | A |
In gew gaws take delight and sigh for toys | A |
Your sceptres and your crowns and such like things | A |
Are but a better kind of toys for kings | A |
In things indifferent Reason bids us choose | A |
Whether the whim's a monkey or a Muse | A |
What the grave triflers on this busy scene | O2 |
When they make use of this word Reason mean | O2 |
I know not but according to my plan | O3 |
'Tis Lord Chief Justice in the court of man | O3 |
Equally form'd to rule in age or youth | U3 |
The friend of virtue and the guide to truth | U3 |
To her I bow whose sacred power I feel | V3 |
To her decision make my last appeal | V3 |
Condemn'd by her applauding worlds in vain | N |
Should tempt me to take up the pen again | J2 |
By her absolved my course I'll still pursue | A |
If Reason's for me God is for me too | A |
Charles Churchill
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