The Rape Of The Trap. A Ballad Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCDB BBEEB FGHIE AFJKF LMNNO BEBBE PQRRQ EBSSB TUDDV EEWWE XAQYS ZBA2PB UPB2B2P BEPSE FC2BBC2 D2EPA2E'Twas in a land of learning | A |
The Muse's favourite city | B |
Such pranks of late | C |
Were play'd by a rat | D |
As tempt one to be witty | B |
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All in a college study | B |
Where books were in great plenty | B |
This rat would devour | E |
More sense in an hour | E |
Than I could write in twenty | B |
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Corporeal food 'tis granted | F |
Serves vermin less refined | G |
Sir But this a rat of taste | H |
All other rats surpass'd | I |
And he prey'd on the food of the mind Sir | E |
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His breakfast half the morning | A |
He constantly attended | F |
And when the bell rung | J |
For evening song | K |
His dinner scarce was ended | F |
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He spared not even heroics | L |
On which we poets pride us | M |
And would make no more | N |
Of King Arthurs by the score | N |
Than all the world beside does | O |
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In books of geography | B |
He made the maps to flutter | E |
A river or a sea | B |
Was to him a dish of tea | B |
And a kingdom bread and butter | E |
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But if some mawkish potion | P |
Might chance to overdose him | Q |
To check its rage | R |
He took a page | R |
Of logic to compose him | Q |
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A Trap in haste and anger | E |
Was brought you need not doubt on't | B |
And such was the gin | S |
Were a lion once got in | S |
He could not I think get out on't | B |
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With cheese not books 'twas baited | T |
The fact I'll not belie it | U |
Since none I tell you that | D |
Whether scholar or rat | D |
Minds books when he has other diet | V |
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But more of Trap and bait Sir | E |
Why should I sing or either | E |
Since the rat who knew the sleight | W |
Came in the dead of night | W |
And dragg'd them away together | E |
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Both Trap and bait were vanish'd | X |
Through a fracture in the flooring | A |
Which though so trim | Q |
It now may seem | Y |
Had then a dozen or more in | S |
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Then answer this ye sages | Z |
Nor deem I mean to wrong ye | B |
Had the rat which thus did seize on | A2 |
The Trap less claim to reason | P |
Than many a skull among ye | B |
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Dan Prior's mice I own it | U |
Were vermin of condition | P |
But this rat who merely learn'd | B2 |
What rats alone concern'd | B2 |
Was the greater politician | P |
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That England's topsyturvy | B |
Is clear from these mishaps Sir | E |
Since Traps we may determine | P |
Will no longer take our vermin | S |
But vermin take our Traps Sir | E |
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Let sophs by rats infested | F |
Then trust in cats to catch them | C2 |
Lest they grow as learn'd as we | B |
In our studies where d' ye see | B |
No mortal sits to watch them | C2 |
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Good luck betide our captains | D2 |
Good luck betide our cats Sir | E |
And grant that the one | P |
May quell the Spanish Don | A2 |
And the other destroy our rats Sir | E |
William Shenstone
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