The Rape Of The Trap. A Ballad Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: ABCDB BBEEB FGHIE AFJKF LMNNO BEBBE PQRRQ EBSSB TUDDV EEWWE XAQYS ZBA2PB UPB2B2P BEPSE FC2BBC2 D2EPA2E

'Twas in a land of learningA
The Muse's favourite cityB
Such pranks of lateC
Were play'd by a ratD
As tempt one to be wittyB
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All in a college studyB
Where books were in great plentyB
This rat would devourE
More sense in an hourE
Than I could write in twentyB
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Corporeal food 'tis grantedF
Serves vermin less refinedG
Sir But this a rat of tasteH
All other rats surpass'dI
And he prey'd on the food of the mind SirE
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His breakfast half the morningA
He constantly attendedF
And when the bell rungJ
For evening songK
His dinner scarce was endedF
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He spared not even heroicsL
On which we poets pride usM
And would make no moreN
Of King Arthurs by the scoreN
Than all the world beside doesO
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In books of geographyB
He made the maps to flutterE
A river or a seaB
Was to him a dish of teaB
And a kingdom bread and butterE
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But if some mawkish potionP
Might chance to overdose himQ
To check its rageR
He took a pageR
Of logic to compose himQ
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A Trap in haste and angerE
Was brought you need not doubt on'tB
And such was the ginS
Were a lion once got inS
He could not I think get out on'tB
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With cheese not books 'twas baitedT
The fact I'll not belie itU
Since none I tell you thatD
Whether scholar or ratD
Minds books when he has other dietV
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But more of Trap and bait SirE
Why should I sing or eitherE
Since the rat who knew the sleightW
Came in the dead of nightW
And dragg'd them away togetherE
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Both Trap and bait were vanish'dX
Through a fracture in the flooringA
Which though so trimQ
It now may seemY
Had then a dozen or more inS
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Then answer this ye sagesZ
Nor deem I mean to wrong yeB
Had the rat which thus did seize onA2
The Trap less claim to reasonP
Than many a skull among yeB
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Dan Prior's mice I own itU
Were vermin of conditionP
But this rat who merely learn'dB2
What rats alone concern'dB2
Was the greater politicianP
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That England's topsyturvyB
Is clear from these mishaps SirE
Since Traps we may determineP
Will no longer take our verminS
But vermin take our Traps SirE
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Let sophs by rats infestedF
Then trust in cats to catch themC2
Lest they grow as learn'd as weB
In our studies where d' ye seeB
No mortal sits to watch themC2
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Good luck betide our captainsD2
Good luck betide our cats SirE
And grant that the oneP
May quell the Spanish DonA2
And the other destroy our rats SirE

William Shenstone



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