The Rape Of The Trap. A Ballad Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCDB BBEEB FGHIE AFJKF LMNNO BEBBE PQRRQ EBSSB TUDDV EEWWE XAQYS ZBA2PB UPB2B2P BEPSE FC2BBC2 D2EPA2E| 'Twas in a land of learning | A |
| The Muse's favourite city | B |
| Such pranks of late | C |
| Were play'd by a rat | D |
| As tempt one to be witty | B |
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| All in a college study | B |
| Where books were in great plenty | B |
| This rat would devour | E |
| More sense in an hour | E |
| Than I could write in twenty | B |
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| Corporeal food 'tis granted | F |
| Serves vermin less refined | G |
| Sir But this a rat of taste | H |
| All other rats surpass'd | I |
| And he prey'd on the food of the mind Sir | E |
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| His breakfast half the morning | A |
| He constantly attended | F |
| And when the bell rung | J |
| For evening song | K |
| His dinner scarce was ended | F |
| - | |
| He spared not even heroics | L |
| On which we poets pride us | M |
| And would make no more | N |
| Of King Arthurs by the score | N |
| Than all the world beside does | O |
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| In books of geography | B |
| He made the maps to flutter | E |
| A river or a sea | B |
| Was to him a dish of tea | B |
| And a kingdom bread and butter | E |
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| But if some mawkish potion | P |
| Might chance to overdose him | Q |
| To check its rage | R |
| He took a page | R |
| Of logic to compose him | Q |
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| A Trap in haste and anger | E |
| Was brought you need not doubt on't | B |
| And such was the gin | S |
| Were a lion once got in | S |
| He could not I think get out on't | B |
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| With cheese not books 'twas baited | T |
| The fact I'll not belie it | U |
| Since none I tell you that | D |
| Whether scholar or rat | D |
| Minds books when he has other diet | V |
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| But more of Trap and bait Sir | E |
| Why should I sing or either | E |
| Since the rat who knew the sleight | W |
| Came in the dead of night | W |
| And dragg'd them away together | E |
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| Both Trap and bait were vanish'd | X |
| Through a fracture in the flooring | A |
| Which though so trim | Q |
| It now may seem | Y |
| Had then a dozen or more in | S |
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| Then answer this ye sages | Z |
| Nor deem I mean to wrong ye | B |
| Had the rat which thus did seize on | A2 |
| The Trap less claim to reason | P |
| Than many a skull among ye | B |
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| Dan Prior's mice I own it | U |
| Were vermin of condition | P |
| But this rat who merely learn'd | B2 |
| What rats alone concern'd | B2 |
| Was the greater politician | P |
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| That England's topsyturvy | B |
| Is clear from these mishaps Sir | E |
| Since Traps we may determine | P |
| Will no longer take our vermin | S |
| But vermin take our Traps Sir | E |
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| Let sophs by rats infested | F |
| Then trust in cats to catch them | C2 |
| Lest they grow as learn'd as we | B |
| In our studies where d' ye see | B |
| No mortal sits to watch them | C2 |
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| Good luck betide our captains | D2 |
| Good luck betide our cats Sir | E |
| And grant that the one | P |
| May quell the Spanish Don | A2 |
| And the other destroy our rats Sir | E |
William Shenstone
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