Thespis: Act Ii Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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DRAMATIS PERSONAEA
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GODSB
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Jupiter Aged DietyC
Apollo Aged DietyC
Mars Aged DietyC
Diana Aged DietyC
MercuryD
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THESPIANSB
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ThespisB
SillimonA
TimidonA
TipseionA
PreposterosB
StupidasB
SparkeionA
NicemisB
PretteiaC
DaphneA
CymonA
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ACT II The same Scene with the Ruins RestoredC
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SCENE the same scene as in Act I with the exception that in placeB
of the ruins that filled the foreground of the stage theE
interior of a magnificent temple is seen showing the backgroundC
of the scene of Act I through the columns of the portico at theE
back High throne L U E Low seats below it All the substituteC
gods and goddesses that is to say Thespians are discoveredC
grouped in picturesque attitudes about the stage eating andC
drinking and smoking and singing the following versesB
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CHO Of all symposiaF
The best by halfG
Upon Olympus here await usB
We eat ambrosiaF
And nectar quaffG
It cheers but don't inebriate usB
We know the fallaciesB
Of human foodC
So please to pass Olympian rosyA
We built up palacesB
Where ruins stoodC
And find them much more snug and cosyA
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SILL To work and think my dearH
Up here would beA
The height of conscientious follyA
So eat and drink my dearH
I like to seeA
Young people gay young people jollyA
Olympian food my loveG
I'll lay long oddsB
Will please your lips those rosy portalsB
What is the good my loveG
Of being godsB
If we must work like common mortalsB
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CHO Of all symposia etcF
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Exeunt all but Nicemis who is dressed as Diana and PretteiaC
who is dressed as Venus They take Sillimon's arm and bring himI
downA
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SILL Bless their little hearts I can refuse them nothing AsB
the Olympian stage manager I ought to be strict with them andC
make them do their duty but i can't Bless their little heartsB
when I see the pretty little craft come sailing up to me with aF
wheedling smile on their pretty little figure heads I can't turnA
my back on 'em I'm all bow though I'm sure I try to be sternA
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PRET You certainly are a dear old thingJ
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SILL She says I'm a dear old thing Deputy Venus says I'm aF
dear old thingJ
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NICE It's her affectionate habit to describe everybody in thoseB
terms I am more particular but still even I am bound to admitC
that you are certainly a very dear old thingJ
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SILL Deputy Venus says I'm a dear old thing and Deputy DianaF
who is much more particular endorses it Who could be severeH
with such deputy divinitiesB
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PRET Do you know I'm going to ask you a favourH
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SILL Venus is going to ask me a favourH
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PRET You see I am VenusB
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SILL No one who saw your face would doubt itC
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NICE aside No one who knew her character wouldC
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PRET Well Venus you know is married to MarsB
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SILL To Vulcan my dear to Vulcan The exact connubial relationA
of the different gods and goddesses is a point on which we mustC
be extremely particularH
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PRET I beg your pardon Venus is married to MarsB
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NICE If she isn't married to Mars she ought to beA
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SILL Then that decides it call it married to MarsB
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PRET Married to Vulcan or married to Mars what does it signifyG
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SILL My dear it's a matter on which I have no personal feelingJ
whateverH
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PRET So that she is married to someoneA
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SILL Exactly So that she is married to someone Call it marriedC
to MarsB
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PRET Now here's my difficulty Presumptios takes the place ofG
Mars and Presumptios is my fatherH
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SILL Then why object to VulcanA
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PRET Because Vulcan is my grandfatherH
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SILL But my dear what an objection You are playing a partC
till the real gods return That's all Whether you are supposedC
to be married to your father or your grandfather what does itC
matter This passion for realism is the curse of the stageK
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PRET That's all very well but I can't throw myself into a partC
that has already lasted a twelvemonth when I have to make loveG
to my father It interferes with my conception of theF
characters It spoils the partC
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SILL Well well I'll see what can be done Exit PretteiaC
L U E That's always the way with beginners they've noA
imaginative power A true artist ought to be superior to suchF
considerations Nicemis comes down R Well Nicemis I shouldC
say Diana what's wrong with you Don't you like your partC
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NICE Oh immensely It's great funA
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SILL Don't you find it lonely out by yourself all nightC
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NICE Oh but I'm not alone all nightC
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SILL But I don't want to ask any injudicious questions but whoL
accompanies youL
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NICE Who Why Sparkeion of courseB
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SILL Sparkeion Well but Sparkeion is Phoebus Apollo enterH
Sparkeion He's the sun you knowA
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NICE Of course he is I should catch my death of cold in theF
night air if he didn't accompany meA
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SPAR My dear Sillimon it would never do for a young lady to beA
out alone all night It wouldn't be respectableM
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SILL There's a good deal of truth in that But still the sunA
at night I don't like the idea The original Diana always wentC
out aloneA
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NICE I hope the original Diana is no rule for me After allN
what does it matterH
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SILL To be sure what does it matterH
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SPAR The sun at night or in the daytimeO
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SILL So that he shines That's all that's necessary ExitC
Nicemis R U E But poor Daphne what will she say to thisB
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SPAR Oh Daphne can console herself young ladies soon get overH
this sort of thing Did you never hear of the young lady who wasB
engaged to Cousin RobinA
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SILL NeverH
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SPAR Then I'll sing it to youL
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Little maid of ArcadeeC
Sat on Cousin Robin's kneeA
Thought in form and face and limbI
Nobody could rival himI
He was brave and she was fairH
Truth they made a pretty paidC
Happy little maiden sheA
Happy maid of ArcadeeC
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Moments fled as moments willP
Happily enough untilP
After say a month or twoL
Robin did as Robins doL
Weary of his lover's playA
Jilted her and went awayA
Wretched little maiden sheA
Wretched maid of ArcadeeL
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To her little home she creptL
There she sat her down and weptL
Maiden wept as maidens willP
Grew so thin and pale untilP
Cousin Richard came to wooL
Then again the roses grewL
Happy little maiden sheA
Happy maid of Arcadee Exit SparkeionA
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SILL Well Mercury my boy you've had a year's experience of usB
here How do we do it I think we're rather an improvement on theF
original gods don't youL
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MER Well you see there's a good deal to be said on both sidesB
of the question you are certainly younger than the originalM
gods and therefore more active On the other hand they areH
certainly older than you and have therefore more experienceB
On the whole I prefer you because your mistakes amuse meA
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Olympus is now in a terrible muddleM
The deputy deities all are at faultL
They splutter and splash like a pig in a puddleM
And dickens a one of 'em's earning his saltL
For Thespis as Jove is a terrible blunderH
Too nervous and timid too easy and weakQ
Whenever he's called on to lighten or thunderH
The thought of it keeps him awake for a weekQ
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Then mighty Mars hasn't the pluck of a parrotL
When left in the dark he will quiver and quailR
And Vulcan has arms that would snap like a carrotL
Before he could drive in a tenpenny nailR
Then Venus's freckles are very repellingJ
And Venus should not have a quint in her eyesB
The learned Minerva is weak in her spellingJ
And scatters her h's all over the skiesB
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Then Pluto in kindhearted tenderness erringJ
Can't make up his mind to let anyone dieL
The Times has a paragraph ever recurringJ
Remarkable incidence of longevityA
On some it has some as a serious onusB
to others it's quite an advantage in shortL

William Schwenck Gilbert



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