Thespis: Act Ii Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: A B CCCCD B BAAABBABCAA C BECECCCB FGBFGBBCABCA HAAHAAGBBGBB F CIA BCBFAA J FJ BCJ FHB H H B C C B ACH B A B G JH A CB GH A H CCCK CGFC CAFCC A C C LL B HA FA AM ACA NH H O CB HBA H L CAIIHCAC PPLLAAAL LLPPLLAA BFL BMHBA MLMLHQHQ LRLRJBJB JLJABLDRAMATIS PERSONAE | A |
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GODS | B |
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Jupiter Aged Diety | C |
Apollo Aged Diety | C |
Mars Aged Diety | C |
Diana Aged Diety | C |
Mercury | D |
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THESPIANS | B |
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Thespis | B |
Sillimon | A |
Timidon | A |
Tipseion | A |
Preposteros | B |
Stupidas | B |
Sparkeion | A |
Nicemis | B |
Pretteia | C |
Daphne | A |
Cymon | A |
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ACT II The same Scene with the Ruins Restored | C |
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SCENE the same scene as in Act I with the exception that in place | B |
of the ruins that filled the foreground of the stage the | E |
interior of a magnificent temple is seen showing the background | C |
of the scene of Act I through the columns of the portico at the | E |
back High throne L U E Low seats below it All the substitute | C |
gods and goddesses that is to say Thespians are discovered | C |
grouped in picturesque attitudes about the stage eating and | C |
drinking and smoking and singing the following verses | B |
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CHO Of all symposia | F |
The best by half | G |
Upon Olympus here await us | B |
We eat ambrosia | F |
And nectar quaff | G |
It cheers but don't inebriate us | B |
We know the fallacies | B |
Of human food | C |
So please to pass Olympian rosy | A |
We built up palaces | B |
Where ruins stood | C |
And find them much more snug and cosy | A |
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SILL To work and think my dear | H |
Up here would be | A |
The height of conscientious folly | A |
So eat and drink my dear | H |
I like to see | A |
Young people gay young people jolly | A |
Olympian food my love | G |
I'll lay long odds | B |
Will please your lips those rosy portals | B |
What is the good my love | G |
Of being gods | B |
If we must work like common mortals | B |
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CHO Of all symposia etc | F |
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Exeunt all but Nicemis who is dressed as Diana and Pretteia | C |
who is dressed as Venus They take Sillimon's arm and bring him | I |
down | A |
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SILL Bless their little hearts I can refuse them nothing As | B |
the Olympian stage manager I ought to be strict with them and | C |
make them do their duty but i can't Bless their little hearts | B |
when I see the pretty little craft come sailing up to me with a | F |
wheedling smile on their pretty little figure heads I can't turn | A |
my back on 'em I'm all bow though I'm sure I try to be stern | A |
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PRET You certainly are a dear old thing | J |
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SILL She says I'm a dear old thing Deputy Venus says I'm a | F |
dear old thing | J |
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NICE It's her affectionate habit to describe everybody in those | B |
terms I am more particular but still even I am bound to admit | C |
that you are certainly a very dear old thing | J |
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SILL Deputy Venus says I'm a dear old thing and Deputy Diana | F |
who is much more particular endorses it Who could be severe | H |
with such deputy divinities | B |
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PRET Do you know I'm going to ask you a favour | H |
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SILL Venus is going to ask me a favour | H |
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PRET You see I am Venus | B |
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SILL No one who saw your face would doubt it | C |
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NICE aside No one who knew her character would | C |
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PRET Well Venus you know is married to Mars | B |
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SILL To Vulcan my dear to Vulcan The exact connubial relation | A |
of the different gods and goddesses is a point on which we must | C |
be extremely particular | H |
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PRET I beg your pardon Venus is married to Mars | B |
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NICE If she isn't married to Mars she ought to be | A |
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SILL Then that decides it call it married to Mars | B |
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PRET Married to Vulcan or married to Mars what does it signify | G |
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SILL My dear it's a matter on which I have no personal feeling | J |
whatever | H |
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PRET So that she is married to someone | A |
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SILL Exactly So that she is married to someone Call it married | C |
to Mars | B |
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PRET Now here's my difficulty Presumptios takes the place of | G |
Mars and Presumptios is my father | H |
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SILL Then why object to Vulcan | A |
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PRET Because Vulcan is my grandfather | H |
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SILL But my dear what an objection You are playing a part | C |
till the real gods return That's all Whether you are supposed | C |
to be married to your father or your grandfather what does it | C |
matter This passion for realism is the curse of the stage | K |
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PRET That's all very well but I can't throw myself into a part | C |
that has already lasted a twelvemonth when I have to make love | G |
to my father It interferes with my conception of the | F |
characters It spoils the part | C |
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SILL Well well I'll see what can be done Exit Pretteia | C |
L U E That's always the way with beginners they've no | A |
imaginative power A true artist ought to be superior to such | F |
considerations Nicemis comes down R Well Nicemis I should | C |
say Diana what's wrong with you Don't you like your part | C |
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NICE Oh immensely It's great fun | A |
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SILL Don't you find it lonely out by yourself all night | C |
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NICE Oh but I'm not alone all night | C |
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SILL But I don't want to ask any injudicious questions but who | L |
accompanies you | L |
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NICE Who Why Sparkeion of course | B |
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SILL Sparkeion Well but Sparkeion is Phoebus Apollo enter | H |
Sparkeion He's the sun you know | A |
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NICE Of course he is I should catch my death of cold in the | F |
night air if he didn't accompany me | A |
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SPAR My dear Sillimon it would never do for a young lady to be | A |
out alone all night It wouldn't be respectable | M |
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SILL There's a good deal of truth in that But still the sun | A |
at night I don't like the idea The original Diana always went | C |
out alone | A |
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NICE I hope the original Diana is no rule for me After all | N |
what does it matter | H |
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SILL To be sure what does it matter | H |
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SPAR The sun at night or in the daytime | O |
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SILL So that he shines That's all that's necessary Exit | C |
Nicemis R U E But poor Daphne what will she say to this | B |
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SPAR Oh Daphne can console herself young ladies soon get over | H |
this sort of thing Did you never hear of the young lady who was | B |
engaged to Cousin Robin | A |
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SILL Never | H |
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SPAR Then I'll sing it to you | L |
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Little maid of Arcadee | C |
Sat on Cousin Robin's knee | A |
Thought in form and face and limb | I |
Nobody could rival him | I |
He was brave and she was fair | H |
Truth they made a pretty paid | C |
Happy little maiden she | A |
Happy maid of Arcadee | C |
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Moments fled as moments will | P |
Happily enough until | P |
After say a month or two | L |
Robin did as Robins do | L |
Weary of his lover's play | A |
Jilted her and went away | A |
Wretched little maiden she | A |
Wretched maid of Arcadee | L |
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To her little home she crept | L |
There she sat her down and wept | L |
Maiden wept as maidens will | P |
Grew so thin and pale until | P |
Cousin Richard came to woo | L |
Then again the roses grew | L |
Happy little maiden she | A |
Happy maid of Arcadee Exit Sparkeion | A |
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SILL Well Mercury my boy you've had a year's experience of us | B |
here How do we do it I think we're rather an improvement on the | F |
original gods don't you | L |
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MER Well you see there's a good deal to be said on both sides | B |
of the question you are certainly younger than the original | M |
gods and therefore more active On the other hand they are | H |
certainly older than you and have therefore more experience | B |
On the whole I prefer you because your mistakes amuse me | A |
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Olympus is now in a terrible muddle | M |
The deputy deities all are at fault | L |
They splutter and splash like a pig in a puddle | M |
And dickens a one of 'em's earning his salt | L |
For Thespis as Jove is a terrible blunder | H |
Too nervous and timid too easy and weak | Q |
Whenever he's called on to lighten or thunder | H |
The thought of it keeps him awake for a week | Q |
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Then mighty Mars hasn't the pluck of a parrot | L |
When left in the dark he will quiver and quail | R |
And Vulcan has arms that would snap like a carrot | L |
Before he could drive in a tenpenny nail | R |
Then Venus's freckles are very repelling | J |
And Venus should not have a quint in her eyes | B |
The learned Minerva is weak in her spelling | J |
And scatters her h's all over the skies | B |
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Then Pluto in kindhearted tenderness erring | J |
Can't make up his mind to let anyone die | L |
The Times has a paragraph ever recurring | J |
Remarkable incidence of longevity | A |
On some it has some as a serious onus | B |
to others it's quite an advantage in short | L |
William Schwenck Gilbert
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