The Phantom Curate Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABABAA CDCEFF GAGAAA HIHIAA GJGJKK LMLMAA AJAJKK NKNKAA AKAKAA AOAOIIA bishop once I will not name him see | A |
Annoyed his clergy in the mode conventional | B |
From pulpit shackles never set them free | A |
And found a sin where sin was unintentional | B |
All pleasures ended in abuse auricular | A |
The Bishop was so terribly particular | A |
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Though on the whole a wise and upright man | C |
He sought to make of human pleasures clearances | D |
And form his priests on that much lauded plan | C |
Which pays undue attention to appearances | E |
He couldn't do good deeds without a psalm in 'em | F |
Although in truth he bore away the palm in 'em | F |
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Enraged to find a deacon at a dance | G |
Or catch a curate at some mild frivolity | A |
He sought by open censure to enhance | G |
Their dread of joining harmless social jollity | A |
Yet he enjoyed a fact of notoriety | A |
The ordinary pleasures of society | A |
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One evening sitting at a pantomime | H |
Forbidden treat to those who stood in fear of him | I |
Roaring at jokes SANS metre sense or rhyme | H |
He turned and saw immediately in rear of him | I |
His peace of mind upsetting and annoying it | A |
A curate also heartily enjoying it | A |
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Again 't was Christmas Eve and to enhance | G |
His children's pleasure in their harmless rollicking | J |
He like a good old fellow stood to dance | G |
When something checked the current of his frolicking | J |
That curate with a maid he treated lover ly | K |
Stood up and figured with him in the Coverley | K |
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Once yielding to an universal choice | L |
The company's demand was an emphatic one | M |
For the old Bishop had a glorious voice | L |
In a quartet he joined an operatic one | M |
Harmless enough though ne'er a word of grace in it | A |
When lo that curate came and took the bass in it | A |
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One day when passing through a quiet street | A |
He stopped awhile and joined a Punch's gathering | J |
And chuckled more than solemn folk think meet | A |
To see that gentleman his Judy lathering | J |
And heard as Punch was being treated penally | K |
That phantom curate laughing all hyaenally | K |
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Now at a picnic 'mid fair golden curls | N |
Bright eyes straw hats BOTTINES that fit amazingly | K |
A croquet bout is planned by all the girls | N |
And he consenting speaks of croquet praisingly | K |
But suddenly declines to play at all in it | A |
The curate fiend has come to take a ball in it | A |
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Next when at quiet sea side village freed | A |
From cares episcopal and ties monarchical | K |
He grows his beard and smokes his fragrant weed | A |
In manner anything but hierarchical | K |
He sees and fixes an unearthly stare on it | A |
That curate's face with half a yard of hair on it | A |
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At length he gave a charge and spake this word | A |
Vicars your curates to enjoyment urge ye may | O |
To check their harmless pleasuring's absurd | A |
What laymen do without reproach my clergy may | O |
He spake and lo at this concluding word of him | I |
The curate vanished no one since has heard of him | I |
William Schwenck Gilbert
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