The Bishop Of Rum-ti-foo Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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From east and south the holy clanB
Of Bishops gathered to a manB
To Synod called Pan AnglicanC
In flocking crowds they cameD
Among them was a Bishop whoE
Had lately been appointed toE
The balmy isle of Rum ti FooE
And PETER was his nameD
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His people twenty three in sumF
They played the eloquent tum tumF
And lived on scalps served up in rumF
The only sauce they knewE
When first good BISHOP PETER cameF
For PETER was that Bishop's nameF
To humour them he did the sameF
As they of Rum ti FooE
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His flock I've often heard him tellG
His name was PETER loved him wellG
And summoned by the sound of bellG
In crowds together cameF
Oh massa why you go awayH
Oh MASSA PETER please to stayH
They called him PETER people sayH
Because it was his nameF
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He told them all good boys to beI
And sailed away across the seaI
At London Bridge that Bishop heI
Arrived one Tuesday nightJ
And as that night he homeward strodeK
To his Pan Anglican abodeK
He passed along the Borough RoadK
And saw a gruesome sightJ
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He saw a crowd assembled roundL
A person dancing on the groundL
Who straight began to leap and boundL
With all his might and mainM
To see that dancing man he stoppedN
Who twirled and wriggled skipped and hoppedN
Then down incontinently droppedN
And then sprang up againO
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The Bishop chuckled at the sightJ
This style of dancing would delightJ
A simple Rum ti FoozleiteJ
I'll learn it if I canB
To please the tribe when I get backP
He begged the man to teach his knackP
Right Reverend Sir in half a crackP
Replied that dancing manB
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The dancing man he worked awayH
And taught the Bishop every dayH
The dancer skipped like any fayH
Good PETER did the sameF
The Bishop buckled to his taskQ
With BATTEMENTS and PAS DE BASQUEQ
I'll tell you if you care to askQ
That PETER was his nameF
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Come walk like this the dancer saidJ
Stick out your toes stick in your headJ
Stalk on with quick galvanic treadJ
Your fingers thus extendJ
The attitude's considered quaintJ
The weary Bishop feeling faintJ
Replied I do not say it ain'tJ
But 'Time ' my Christian friendJ
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We now proceed to something newE
Dance as the PAYNES and LAURIS doE
Like this one two one two one twoE
The Bishop never proudJ
But in an overwhelming heatJ
His name was PETER I repeatJ
Performed the PAYNE and LAURI featJ
And puffed his thanks aloudJ
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Another game the dancer plannedJ
Just take your ankle in your handJ
And try my lord if you can standJ
Your body stiff and starkR
If when revisiting your seeI
You learnt to hop on shore like meI
The novelty would striking beI
And must attract remarkR
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No said the worthy Bishop noS
That is a length to which I trowS
Colonial Bishops cannot goS
You may express surpriseT
At finding Bishops deal in prideJ
But if that trick I ever triedJ
I should appear undignifiedJ
In Rum ti Foozle's eyesT
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The islanders of Rum ti FooE
Are well conducted persons whoE
Approve a joke as much as youE
And laugh at it as suchU
But if they saw their Bishop landJ
His leg supported in his handJ
The joke they wouldn't understandJ
'T would pain them very muchU

William Schwenck Gilbert



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