A Classical Revival Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCBDEFECGHFG AHAHIIIH DJKLFJMLNOFNCPNP AHAHNNNH AQRQQQSNQNTFT AHAHUUUH| At the outset I may mention it's my sovereign intention | A |
| To revive the classic memories of Athens at its best | B |
| For my company possesses all the necessary dresses | C |
| And a course of quiet cramming will supply us with the rest | B |
| We've a choir hyporchematic that is ballet operatic | D |
| Who respond to the CHOREUTAE of that cultivated age | E |
| And our clever chorus master all but captious criticaster | F |
| Would accept as the CHOREGUS of the early Attic stage | E |
| This return to classic ages is considered in their wages | C |
| Which are always calculated by the day or by the week | G |
| And I'll pay 'em if they'll back me all in OBOLOI and DRACHMAE | H |
| Which they'll get if they prefer it at the Kalends that are | F |
| Greek | G |
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| At this juncture I may mention | A |
| That this erudition sham | H |
| Is but classical pretension | A |
| The result of steady cram | H |
| Periphrastic methods spurning | I |
| To my readers all discerning | I |
| I admit this show of learning | I |
| Is the fruit of steady cram | H |
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| In the period Socratic every dining room was Attic | D |
| Which suggests an architecture of a topsy turvy kind | J |
| There they'd satisfy their twist on a RECHERCHE cold Greek text | K |
| which cannot be reproduced | L |
| Which is what they called their lunch and so may you if you're | F |
| inclined | J |
| As they gradually got on they'd Greek text which cannot be | M |
| reproduced | L |
| Which is Attic for a steady and a conscientious drink | N |
| But they mixed their wine with water which I'm sure they didn't | O |
| oughter | F |
| And we Anglo Saxons know a trick worth two of that I think | N |
| Then came rather risky dances under certain circumstances | C |
| Which would shock that worthy gentleman the Licenser of Plays | P |
| Corybantian maniAC kick Dionysiac or Bacchic | N |
| And the Dithyrambic revels of those indecorous days | P |
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| And perhaps I'd better mention | A |
| Lest alarming you I am | H |
| That it isn't our intention | A |
| To perform a Dithyramb | H |
| It displays a lot of stocking | N |
| Which is always very shocking | N |
| And of course I'm only mocking | N |
| At the prevalence of cram | H |
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| Yes on reconsideration there are customs of that nation | A |
| Which are not in strict accordance with the habits of our day | Q |
| And when I come to codify their rules I mean to modify | R |
| Or Mrs Grundy p'r'aps may have a word or two to say | Q |
| For they hadn't macintoshes or umbrellas or goloshes | Q |
| And a shower with their dresses must have played the very deuce | Q |
| And it must have been unpleasing when they caught a fit of | S |
| sneezing | N |
| For it seems of pocket handkerchiefs they didn't know the use | Q |
| They wore little underclothing scarcely anything or no thing | N |
| And their dress of Coan silk was quite transparent in design | T |
| Well in fact in summer weather something like the altogether | F |
| And it's THERE I rather fancy I shall have to draw the line | T |
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| And again I wish to mention | A |
| That this erudition sham | H |
| Is but classical pretension | A |
| The result of steady cram | H |
| Yet my classic love aggressive | U |
| If you'll pardon the possessive | U |
| Is exceedingly impressive | U |
| When you're passing an exam | H |
William Schwenck Gilbert
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