A Classical Revival Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: ABCBDEFECGHFG AHAHIIIH DJKLFJMLNOFNCPNP AHAHNNNH AQRQQQSNQNTFT AHAHUUUH

At the outset I may mention it's my sovereign intentionA
To revive the classic memories of Athens at its bestB
For my company possesses all the necessary dressesC
And a course of quiet cramming will supply us with the restB
We've a choir hyporchematic that is ballet operaticD
Who respond to the CHOREUTAE of that cultivated ageE
And our clever chorus master all but captious criticasterF
Would accept as the CHOREGUS of the early Attic stageE
This return to classic ages is considered in their wagesC
Which are always calculated by the day or by the weekG
And I'll pay 'em if they'll back me all in OBOLOI and DRACHMAEH
Which they'll get if they prefer it at the Kalends that areF
GreekG
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At this juncture I may mentionA
That this erudition shamH
Is but classical pretensionA
The result of steady cramH
Periphrastic methods spurningI
To my readers all discerningI
I admit this show of learningI
Is the fruit of steady cramH
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In the period Socratic every dining room was AtticD
Which suggests an architecture of a topsy turvy kindJ
There they'd satisfy their twist on a RECHERCHE cold Greek textK
which cannot be reproducedL
Which is what they called their lunch and so may you if you'reF
inclinedJ
As they gradually got on they'd Greek text which cannot beM
reproducedL
Which is Attic for a steady and a conscientious drinkN
But they mixed their wine with water which I'm sure they didn'tO
oughterF
And we Anglo Saxons know a trick worth two of that I thinkN
Then came rather risky dances under certain circumstancesC
Which would shock that worthy gentleman the Licenser of PlaysP
Corybantian maniAC kick Dionysiac or BacchicN
And the Dithyrambic revels of those indecorous daysP
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And perhaps I'd better mentionA
Lest alarming you I amH
That it isn't our intentionA
To perform a DithyrambH
It displays a lot of stockingN
Which is always very shockingN
And of course I'm only mockingN
At the prevalence of cramH
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Yes on reconsideration there are customs of that nationA
Which are not in strict accordance with the habits of our dayQ
And when I come to codify their rules I mean to modifyR
Or Mrs Grundy p'r'aps may have a word or two to sayQ
For they hadn't macintoshes or umbrellas or goloshesQ
And a shower with their dresses must have played the very deuceQ
And it must have been unpleasing when they caught a fit ofS
sneezingN
For it seems of pocket handkerchiefs they didn't know the useQ
They wore little underclothing scarcely anything or no thingN
And their dress of Coan silk was quite transparent in designT
Well in fact in summer weather something like the altogetherF
And it's THERE I rather fancy I shall have to draw the lineT
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And again I wish to mentionA
That this erudition shamH
Is but classical pretensionA
The result of steady cramH
Yet my classic love aggressiveU
If you'll pardon the possessiveU
Is exceedingly impressiveU
When you're passing an examH

William Schwenck Gilbert



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