To The Tripper Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: ABCDEFGEHIJBKLMNOPPQ QRSTCUVWXAVYZVJGVA2J VVB2C2D2E2JC2C2C2C2F 2C2G2VAKC2H2I2C2J2K2 L2GVVM2VVVVN2VVC2GO2 J2BC2K

My dear Sir or MadamA
When James WattB
Or some such personC
Had the luckD
To see a kettle boilE
He little dreamedF
That he was discovering youG
Otherwise he would have let his kettle boilE
For a million million yearsH
Without saying anything about itI
HoweverJ
James WattB
Omitted to take cognisance of the ultimate troubleK
And here you areL
And here alas you will stayM
Till our iron roads are beaten into ploughsharesN
And Messrs Cook Sons are at restO
When I was young a single manP
And after youthful follies ranP
Which strange as it may seem is WordsworthQ
Your goings to and fro upon the earthQ
And walkings up and down thereonR
Were limited by the day tripS
For half a crownT
You went to BrightonC
Or to Buxton and MatlockU
Or Stratford on AvonV
As the case may beW
A special tap of aleX
And a special cut of 'amA
Were put on for your delectationV
You sang a mixture of hymnsY
And music hall songsZ
On your homeward journeyV
And there was an end of the matterJ
But nowadays there is no escape from youG
The trip that was over and doneV
In twenty four hours at mostA2
Has become a matterJ
Of Saturday to Monday at Sunny SaltburnV
Ten days in Lovely LucerneV
And A Visit to the Holy Land for Ten GuineasB2
Wherever one goesC2
On this wide globeD2
There shall one findE2
Your empty ginger beer bottle and your old newspaperJ
The devastationsC2
Fence breakingsC2
And flower pot maraudingsC2
Which you once reserved for noblemen's seatsC2
Are now extended to the RigiF2
The Bridge of SighsC2
Mount EverestG2
And the deserts of GobiV
And ShamoA
Indeed I question whether it would be possibleK
For one to traverseC2
The trackless forests of MexicoH2
Or the dreary tundras of remote SiberiaI2
Or to put one's noseC2
Into such an uncompromising fastness as Craig Ell AchaieJ2
Which is the last place the Canadian Pacific Railway madeK2
And which may not be properly spelledL2
Without coming upon youG
Picnicking in a spinnyV
And prepared to greet all and sundryV
With that time honoured remarkM2
There's 'airV
Or some otherV
Equally objectionable ribaldryV
Well my dear TripperV
Time is shortN2
And poets fill their columns easilyV
So that I must not abuse you any moreV
You are part of the CosmosC2
And as such I am bound to respect youG
But by Day and NightO2
I wishJ2
That James WattB
Had taken no noticeC2
Of his boiling kettleK

Thomas William Hodgson Crosland



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