To The Tripper Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCDEFGEHIJBKLMNOPPQ QRSTCUVWXAVYZVJGVA2J VVB2C2D2E2JC2C2C2C2F 2C2G2VAKC2H2I2C2J2K2 L2GVVM2VVVVN2VVC2GO2 J2BC2KMy dear Sir or Madam | A |
When James Watt | B |
Or some such person | C |
Had the luck | D |
To see a kettle boil | E |
He little dreamed | F |
That he was discovering you | G |
Otherwise he would have let his kettle boil | E |
For a million million years | H |
Without saying anything about it | I |
However | J |
James Watt | B |
Omitted to take cognisance of the ultimate trouble | K |
And here you are | L |
And here alas you will stay | M |
Till our iron roads are beaten into ploughshares | N |
And Messrs Cook Sons are at rest | O |
When I was young a single man | P |
And after youthful follies ran | P |
Which strange as it may seem is Wordsworth | Q |
Your goings to and fro upon the earth | Q |
And walkings up and down thereon | R |
Were limited by the day trip | S |
For half a crown | T |
You went to Brighton | C |
Or to Buxton and Matlock | U |
Or Stratford on Avon | V |
As the case may be | W |
A special tap of ale | X |
And a special cut of 'am | A |
Were put on for your delectation | V |
You sang a mixture of hymns | Y |
And music hall songs | Z |
On your homeward journey | V |
And there was an end of the matter | J |
But nowadays there is no escape from you | G |
The trip that was over and done | V |
In twenty four hours at most | A2 |
Has become a matter | J |
Of Saturday to Monday at Sunny Saltburn | V |
Ten days in Lovely Lucerne | V |
And A Visit to the Holy Land for Ten Guineas | B2 |
Wherever one goes | C2 |
On this wide globe | D2 |
There shall one find | E2 |
Your empty ginger beer bottle and your old newspaper | J |
The devastations | C2 |
Fence breakings | C2 |
And flower pot maraudings | C2 |
Which you once reserved for noblemen's seats | C2 |
Are now extended to the Rigi | F2 |
The Bridge of Sighs | C2 |
Mount Everest | G2 |
And the deserts of Gobi | V |
And Shamo | A |
Indeed I question whether it would be possible | K |
For one to traverse | C2 |
The trackless forests of Mexico | H2 |
Or the dreary tundras of remote Siberia | I2 |
Or to put one's nose | C2 |
Into such an uncompromising fastness as Craig Ell Achaie | J2 |
Which is the last place the Canadian Pacific Railway made | K2 |
And which may not be properly spelled | L2 |
Without coming upon you | G |
Picnicking in a spinny | V |
And prepared to greet all and sundry | V |
With that time honoured remark | M2 |
There's 'air | V |
Or some other | V |
Equally objectionable ribaldry | V |
Well my dear Tripper | V |
Time is short | N2 |
And poets fill their columns easily | V |
So that I must not abuse you any more | V |
You are part of the Cosmos | C2 |
And as such I am bound to respect you | G |
But by Day and Night | O2 |
I wish | J2 |
That James Watt | B |
Had taken no notice | C2 |
Of his boiling kettle | K |
Thomas William Hodgson Crosland
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