Grand Dinner Of Type And Co. A Poor Poet's Dream.[1] Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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As I sate in my study lone and stillA
Thinking of Sergeant Talfourd's BillA
And the speech by Lawyer Sugden madeB
In spirit congenial for the TradeB
Sudden I sunk to sleep and loC
Upon Fancy's reinless nightmare flittingD
I found myself in a second or soC
At the table of Messrs Type and CoC
With a goodly group of diners sittingD
All in the printing and publishing lineE
Drest I thought extremely fineE
And sipping like lords their rosy wineE
While I in a state near inanitionE
With coat that hadn't much nap to spareF
Having just gone into its second editionE
Was the only wretch of an author thereF
But think how great was my surpriseG
When I saw in casting round my eyesG
That the dishes sent up by Type's she cooksH
Bore all in appearance the shape of booksH
Large folios God knows where they got 'emI
In these small times at top and bottomI
And quartos such as the Press providesJ
For no one to read them down the sidesJ
Then flasht a horrible thought on my brainE
And I said to myself 'Tis all too plainE
Like those well known in school quotationsK
Who ate up for dinner their own relationsK
I see now before me smoking hereL
The bodies and bones of my brethren dearM
Bright sons of the lyric and epic MuseN
All cut up in cutlets or hasht in stewsN
Their works a light thro' ages to goC
Themselves eaten up by Type and CoC
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While thus I moralized on they wentO
Finding the fare most excellentP
And all so kindly brother to brotherQ
Helping the tidbits to each otherQ
A slice of Southey let me send youR
This cut of Campbell I recommend youR
And here my friends is a treat indeedS
The immortal Wordsworth fricasseedS
Thus having the cormorants fed some timeT
Upon joints of poetry all of the primeT
With also as Type in a whisper averred itS
Cold prose on the sideboard for such as preferred itS
They rested awhile to recruit their forceU
Then pounced like kites on the second courseU
Which was singing birds merely Moore and othersV
Who all went the way of their larger brothersV
And numerous now tho' such songsters beW
'Twas really quite distressing to seeW
A whole dishful of Toms Moore Dibdin BaylyW
Bolted by Type and Co so gaylyW
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Nor was this the worst I shudder to thinkX
What a scene was disclosed when they came to drinkX
The warriors of Odin as every one knowsY
Used to drink out of skulls of slaughtered foesY
And Type's old port to my horror I foundS
Was in skulls of bards sent merrily roundS
And still as each well filled cranium cameZ
A health was pledged to its owner's nameZ
While Type said slyly midst general laughterQ
We eat them up first then drink to them afterQ
There was no standing this incensed I brokeA2
From my bonds of sleep and indignant wokeA2
Exclaiming Oh shades of other timesB2
Whose voices still sound like deathless chimesB2
Could you e'er have foretold a day would beW
When a dreamer of dreams should live to seeW
A party of sleek and honest John BullsC2
Hobnobbing each other in poets' skullsD2

Thomas Moore



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