Fables For The Holy Alliance. Fable Vi. The Little Grand Lama Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: A BCDCEFEEFCGCHFIFI J KKLMNNBBOOPBQBFFFFRR RR STRRRRRRRRFF BBUUTTVVWRWRRRRRXAXX AIJIJ YYYYZZBBYAYAA2B2A2B2 B2B2RRC2RC2RRD2RD2YB YBAAYA2YA2 YRYRRRRE2RRE2RRR CYCYFFFYFYFYYYYY AABBRCRCPROEM | A |
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Novella a young Bolognese | B |
The daughter of a learned Law Doctor | C |
Who had with all the subtleties | D |
Of old and modern jurists stockt her | C |
Was so exceeding fair 'tis said | E |
And over hearts held such dominion | F |
That when her father sick in bed | E |
Or busy sent her in his stead | E |
To lecture on the Code Justinian | F |
She had a curtain drawn before her | C |
Lest if her charms were seen the students | G |
Should let their young eyes wander o'er her | C |
And quite forget their jurisprudence | H |
Just so it is with Truth when seen | F |
Too dazzling far 'tis from behind | I |
A light thin allegoric screen | F |
She thus can safest leach mankind | I |
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FABLE | J |
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In Thibet once there reigned we're told | K |
A little Lama one year old | K |
Raised to the throne that realm to bless | L |
Just when his little Holiness | M |
Had cut as near as can be reckoned | N |
Some say his first tooth some his second | N |
Chronologers and Nurses vary | B |
Which proves historians should be wary | B |
We only know the important truth | O |
His Majesty had cut a tooth | O |
And much his subjects were enchanted | P |
As well all Lamas' subjects may be | B |
And would have given their heads if wanted | Q |
To make tee totums for the baby | B |
Throned as he was by Right Divine | F |
What Lawyers call Jure Divino | F |
Meaning a right to yours and mine | F |
And everybody's goods and rhino | F |
Of course his faithful subjects' purses | R |
Were ready with their aids and succors | R |
Nothing was seen but pensioned Nurses | R |
And the land groaned with bibs and tuckers | R |
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Oh had there been a Hume or Bennet | S |
Then sitting in the Thibet Senate | T |
Ye Gods what room for long debates | R |
Upon the Nursery Estimates | R |
What cutting down of swaddling clothes | R |
And pinafores in nightly battles | R |
What calls for papers to expose | R |
The waste of sugar plums and rattles | R |
But no if Thibet had M P s | R |
They were far better bred than these | R |
Nor gave the slightest opposition | F |
During the Monarch's whole dentition | F |
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But short this calm for just when he | B |
Had reached the alarming age of three | B |
When Royal natures and no doubt | U |
Those of all noble beasts break out | U |
The Lama who till then was quiet | T |
Showed symptoms of a taste for riot | T |
And ripe for mischief early late | V |
Without regard for Church or State | V |
Made free with whosoe'er came nigh | W |
Tweakt the Lord Chancellor by the nose | R |
Turned all the Judges' wigs awry | W |
And trod on the old Generals' toes | R |
Pelted the Bishops with hot buns | R |
Rode cock horse on the City maces | R |
And shot from little devilish guns | R |
Hard peas into the subjects' faces | R |
In short such wicked pranks he played | X |
And' grew so mischievous God bless him | A |
That his Chief Nurse with even the aid | X |
Of an Archbishop was afraid | X |
When in these moods to comb or dress him | A |
Nay even the persons most inclined | I |
Thro' thick and thin for Kings to stickle | J |
Thought him if they'd but speak their mind | I |
Which they did not an odious pickle | J |
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At length some patriot lords a breed | Y |
Of animals they've got in Thibet | Y |
Extremely rare and fit indeed | Y |
For folks like Pidcock to exhibit | Y |
Some patriot lords who saw the length | Z |
To which things went combined their strength | Z |
And penned a manly plain and free | B |
Remonstrance to the Nursery | B |
Protesting warmly that they yielded | Y |
To none that ever went before 'em | A |
In loyalty to him who wielded | Y |
The hereditary pap spoon o'er 'em | A |
That as for treason 'twas a thing | A2 |
That made them almost sick to think of | B2 |
That they and theirs stood by the King | A2 |
Throughout his measles and his chincough | B2 |
When others thinking him consumptive | B2 |
Had ratted to the Heir Presumptive | B2 |
But still tho' much admiring Kings | R |
And chiefly those in leading strings | R |
They saw with shame and grief of soul | C2 |
There was no longer now the wise | R |
And constitutional control | C2 |
Of birch before their ruler's eyes | R |
But that of late such pranks and tricks | R |
And freaks occurred the whole day long | D2 |
As all but men with bishoprics | R |
Allowed in even a King were wrong | D2 |
Wherefore it was they humbly prayed | Y |
That Honorable Nursery | B |
That such reforms be henceforth made | Y |
As all good men desired to see | B |
In other words lest they might seem | A |
Too tedious as the gentlest scheme | A |
For putting all such pranks to rest | Y |
And in its bud the mischief nipping | A2 |
They ventured humbly to suggest | Y |
His Majesty should have a whipping | A2 |
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When this was read no Congreve rocket | Y |
Discharged into the Gallic trenches | R |
E'er equalled the tremendous shock it | Y |
Produced upon the Nursery benches | R |
The Bishops who of course had votes | R |
By right of age and petticoats | R |
Were first and foremost in the fuss | R |
What whip a Lama suffer birch | E2 |
To touch his sacred infamous | R |
Deistical assailing thus | R |
The fundamentals of the Church | E2 |
No no such patriot plans as these | R |
So help them Heaven and their Sees | R |
They held to be rank blasphemies | R |
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The alarm thus given by these and other | C |
Grave ladies of the Nursery side | Y |
Spread thro' the land till such a pother | C |
Such party squabbles far and wide | Y |
Never in history's page had been | F |
Recorded as were then between | F |
The Whippers and Non whippers seen | F |
Till things arriving at a state | Y |
Which gave some fears of revolution | F |
The patriot lords' advice tho' late | Y |
Was put at last in execution | F |
The Parliament of Thibet met | Y |
The little Lama called before it | Y |
Did then and there his whipping get | Y |
And as the Nursery Gazette | Y |
Assures us like a hero bore it | Y |
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And tho' 'mong Thibet Tories some | A |
Lament that Royal Martyrdom | A |
Please to observe the letter D | B |
In this last word's pronounced like B | B |
Yet to the example of that Prince | R |
So much is Thibet's land a debtor | C |
That her long line of Lamas since | R |
Have all behaved themselves much better | C |
Thomas Moore
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