Fables For The Holy Alliance. Fable Vi. The Little Grand Lama Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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PROEMA
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Novella a young BologneseB
The daughter of a learned Law DoctorC
Who had with all the subtletiesD
Of old and modern jurists stockt herC
Was so exceeding fair 'tis saidE
And over hearts held such dominionF
That when her father sick in bedE
Or busy sent her in his steadE
To lecture on the Code JustinianF
She had a curtain drawn before herC
Lest if her charms were seen the studentsG
Should let their young eyes wander o'er herC
And quite forget their jurisprudenceH
Just so it is with Truth when seenF
Too dazzling far 'tis from behindI
A light thin allegoric screenF
She thus can safest leach mankindI
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FABLEJ
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In Thibet once there reigned we're toldK
A little Lama one year oldK
Raised to the throne that realm to blessL
Just when his little HolinessM
Had cut as near as can be reckonedN
Some say his first tooth some his secondN
Chronologers and Nurses varyB
Which proves historians should be waryB
We only know the important truthO
His Majesty had cut a toothO
And much his subjects were enchantedP
As well all Lamas' subjects may beB
And would have given their heads if wantedQ
To make tee totums for the babyB
Throned as he was by Right DivineF
What Lawyers call Jure DivinoF
Meaning a right to yours and mineF
And everybody's goods and rhinoF
Of course his faithful subjects' pursesR
Were ready with their aids and succorsR
Nothing was seen but pensioned NursesR
And the land groaned with bibs and tuckersR
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Oh had there been a Hume or BennetS
Then sitting in the Thibet SenateT
Ye Gods what room for long debatesR
Upon the Nursery EstimatesR
What cutting down of swaddling clothesR
And pinafores in nightly battlesR
What calls for papers to exposeR
The waste of sugar plums and rattlesR
But no if Thibet had M P sR
They were far better bred than theseR
Nor gave the slightest oppositionF
During the Monarch's whole dentitionF
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But short this calm for just when heB
Had reached the alarming age of threeB
When Royal natures and no doubtU
Those of all noble beasts break outU
The Lama who till then was quietT
Showed symptoms of a taste for riotT
And ripe for mischief early lateV
Without regard for Church or StateV
Made free with whosoe'er came nighW
Tweakt the Lord Chancellor by the noseR
Turned all the Judges' wigs awryW
And trod on the old Generals' toesR
Pelted the Bishops with hot bunsR
Rode cock horse on the City macesR
And shot from little devilish gunsR
Hard peas into the subjects' facesR
In short such wicked pranks he playedX
And' grew so mischievous God bless himA
That his Chief Nurse with even the aidX
Of an Archbishop was afraidX
When in these moods to comb or dress himA
Nay even the persons most inclinedI
Thro' thick and thin for Kings to stickleJ
Thought him if they'd but speak their mindI
Which they did not an odious pickleJ
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At length some patriot lords a breedY
Of animals they've got in ThibetY
Extremely rare and fit indeedY
For folks like Pidcock to exhibitY
Some patriot lords who saw the lengthZ
To which things went combined their strengthZ
And penned a manly plain and freeB
Remonstrance to the NurseryB
Protesting warmly that they yieldedY
To none that ever went before 'emA
In loyalty to him who wieldedY
The hereditary pap spoon o'er 'emA
That as for treason 'twas a thingA2
That made them almost sick to think ofB2
That they and theirs stood by the KingA2
Throughout his measles and his chincoughB2
When others thinking him consumptiveB2
Had ratted to the Heir PresumptiveB2
But still tho' much admiring KingsR
And chiefly those in leading stringsR
They saw with shame and grief of soulC2
There was no longer now the wiseR
And constitutional controlC2
Of birch before their ruler's eyesR
But that of late such pranks and tricksR
And freaks occurred the whole day longD2
As all but men with bishopricsR
Allowed in even a King were wrongD2
Wherefore it was they humbly prayedY
That Honorable NurseryB
That such reforms be henceforth madeY
As all good men desired to seeB
In other words lest they might seemA
Too tedious as the gentlest schemeA
For putting all such pranks to restY
And in its bud the mischief nippingA2
They ventured humbly to suggestY
His Majesty should have a whippingA2
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When this was read no Congreve rocketY
Discharged into the Gallic trenchesR
E'er equalled the tremendous shock itY
Produced upon the Nursery benchesR
The Bishops who of course had votesR
By right of age and petticoatsR
Were first and foremost in the fussR
What whip a Lama suffer birchE2
To touch his sacred infamousR
Deistical assailing thusR
The fundamentals of the ChurchE2
No no such patriot plans as theseR
So help them Heaven and their SeesR
They held to be rank blasphemiesR
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The alarm thus given by these and otherC
Grave ladies of the Nursery sideY
Spread thro' the land till such a potherC
Such party squabbles far and wideY
Never in history's page had beenF
Recorded as were then betweenF
The Whippers and Non whippers seenF
Till things arriving at a stateY
Which gave some fears of revolutionF
The patriot lords' advice tho' lateY
Was put at last in executionF
The Parliament of Thibet metY
The little Lama called before itY
Did then and there his whipping getY
And as the Nursery GazetteY
Assures us like a hero bore itY
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And tho' 'mong Thibet Tories someA
Lament that Royal MartyrdomA
Please to observe the letter DB
In this last word's pronounced like BB
Yet to the example of that PrinceR
So much is Thibet's land a debtorC
That her long line of Lamas sinceR
Have all behaved themselves much betterC

Thomas Moore



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