Fables For The Holy Alliance. Fable Ii. The Looking-glasses Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: A BCCCDEDFGGHHHH CCCGCG I CGCG GCGC CGCG JCJC GHGG GCGC CCCC CKCK HLHL MGMG JGJG HHHH GCGC GGGG NKNK CCCC OCOC ACAC PGPG CLCL CACA GCGC QCQC CLCLPROEM | A |
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Where Kings have been by mob elections | B |
Raised to the throne 'tis strange to see | C |
What different and what odd perfections | C |
Men have required in Royalty | C |
Some liking monarchs large and plumpy | D |
Have chosen their Sovereigns by the weight | E |
Some wisht them tall some thought your Dumpy | D |
Dutch built the true Legitimate | F |
The Easterns in a Prince 'tis said | G |
Prefer what's called a jolterhead | G |
The Egyptians weren't at all partic'lar | H |
So that their Kings had not red hair | H |
This fault not even the greatest stickler | H |
For the blood royal well could bear | H |
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A thousand more such illustrations | C |
Might be adduced from various nations | C |
But 'mong the many tales they tell us | C |
Touching the acquired or natural right | G |
Which some men have to rule their fellows | C |
There's one which I shall here recite | G |
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FABLE | I |
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There was a land to name the place | C |
Is neither now my wish nor duty | G |
Where reigned a certain Royal race | C |
By right of their superior beauty | G |
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What was the cut legitimate | G |
Of these great persons' chins and noses | C |
By right of which they ruled the state | G |
No history I have seen discloses | C |
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But so it was a settled case | C |
Some Act of Parliament past snugly | G |
Had voted them a beauteous race | C |
And all their faithful subjects ugly | G |
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As rank indeed stood high or low | J |
Some change it made in visual organs | C |
Your Peers were decent Knights so so | J |
But all your common people gorgons | C |
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Of course if any knave but hinted | G |
That the King's nose was turned awry | H |
Or that the Queen God bless her squinted | G |
The judges doomed that knave to die | G |
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But rarely things like this occurred | G |
The people to their King were duteous | C |
And took it on his Royal word | G |
That they were frights and He was beauteous | C |
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The cause whereof among all classes | C |
Was simply this these island elves | C |
Had never yet seen looking glasses | C |
And therefore did not know themselves | C |
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Sometimes indeed their neighbors' faces | C |
Might strike them as more full of reason | K |
More fresh than those in certain places | C |
But Lord the very thought was treason | K |
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Besides howe'er we love our neighbor | H |
And take his face's part 'tis known | L |
We ne'er so much in earnest labor | H |
As when the face attackt's our own | L |
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So on they went the crowd believing | M |
As crowds well governed always do | G |
Their rulers too themselves deceiving | M |
So old the joke they thought 'twas true | G |
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But jokes we know if they too far go | J |
Must have an end and so one day | G |
Upon that coast there was a cargo | J |
Of looking glasses cast away | G |
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'Twas said some Radicals somewhere | H |
Had laid their wicked heads together | H |
And forced that ship to founder there | H |
While some believe it was the weather | H |
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However this might be the freight | G |
Was landed without fees or duties | C |
And from that hour historians date | G |
The downfall of the Race of Beauties | C |
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The looking glasses got about | G |
And grew so common thro' the land | G |
That scarce a tinker could walk out | G |
Without a mirror in his hand | G |
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Comparing faces morning noon | N |
And night their constant occupation | K |
By dint of looking glasses soon | N |
They grew a most reflecting nation | K |
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In vain the Court aware of errors | C |
In all the old establisht mazards | C |
Prohibited the use of mirrors | C |
And tried to break them at all hazards | C |
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In vain their laws might just as well | O |
Have been waste paper on the shelves | C |
That fatal freight had broke the spell | O |
People had lookt and knew themselves | C |
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If chance a Duke of birth sublime | A |
Presumed upon his ancient face | C |
Some calf head ugly from all time | A |
They popt a mirror to his Grace | C |
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Just hinting by that gentle sign | P |
How little Nature holds it true | G |
That what is called an ancient line | P |
Must be the line of Beauty too | G |
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From Dukes' they past to regal phizzes | C |
Compared them proudly with their own | L |
And cried How could such monstrous quizzes | C |
In Beauty's name usurp the throne | L |
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They then wrote essays pamphlets books | C |
Upon Cosmetical Oeconomy | A |
Which made the King try various looks | C |
But none improved his physiognomy | A |
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And satires at the Court were levelled | G |
And small lampoons so full of slynesses | C |
That soon in short they quite bedeviled | G |
Their Majesties and Royal Highnesses | C |
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At length but here I drop the veil | Q |
To spare some royal folks' sensations | C |
Besides what followed is the tale | Q |
Of all such late enlightened nations | C |
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Of all to whom old Time discloses | C |
A truth they should have sooner known | L |
That kings have neither rights nor noses | C |
A whit diviner than their own | L |
Thomas Moore
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