1827; Or, The Poet's Last Poem Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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Ye Bards in all your thousand densA
Great souls with fewer pence than pensA
Sublime adorers of ApolloB
With folios full and purses hollowB
Whose very souls with rapture glistenC
When you can find a fool to listenC
Who if a debt were paid by punC
Would never be completely doneC
Ye bright inhabitants of garretsD
Whose dreams are rich in ports and claretsD
Who in your lofty paradiseD
See aldermanic banquets riseD
And though the duns around you troopE
Still float in seas of turtle soupE
I here forsake the tuneful tradeF
Where none but lordlings now are paidF
Or where some northern rogue sits pulingG
The curse of universal schoolingG
A ploughman to his country lostH
An author to his printer's costI
A slave to every man who'll buy himJ
A knave to every man who'll try himJ
Yet let him take the pen at onceD
The laurel gathers round his sconceD
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On every subject supersededK
My favorite topics all invadedK
I scarcely dip my pen in praiseD
When fifty bardlings grasp my baysD
Or let me touch a drop of satireL
I once knew something of the matterL
Just fifty bardlings take the troubleM
To be my tuneful worship's doubleM
Fine similies that nothing fitN
Joe Miller's that must pass for witN
The dull dry brain besieging jokesD
The humour that no laugh provokesD
The nameless worthless witless rancoursD
The rage that souls of scribblers cankersD
Administer'd in gall go thickG
It makes even Sunday critic's sickG
Disgust my passion fill my placeD
And snatch my prize before my faceD
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If then I take the brilliant penO
And scorning measures talk of menO
There Luttrel steps 'twixt me and fameP
So like egad we're just the sameP
I never half squeeze out a thoughtQ
But jumps its fellow on the spotR
My tenderest dreams my fondest touchS
Are victims to his ready clutchS
The whirling waltz the gay costumeT
The porcelain tooth the gallic bloomT
The vapid smiles the lisping lovesD
Of turtles never meant for dovesD
The dreary stuff that fills the earsD
Where all the orators are peersD
The hides reveal'd through ball room dressesD
Where all the parties are peer essesD
The dulness of the toujours gaiG
The yawning night the sleepy dayG
The visages of cheese and chalkG
The drowsy dreamy languid talkG
The fifty other horrid thingsD
That strip old Time of both his wingsD
There's not a topic of them allU
But comes hey presto at his callU
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Or when I turn my pen to loveV
A theme that fits me like my gloveV
A pang I've borne these twenty yearsD
With ten times twenty several dearsD
Each glance a dart each smile a quiverL
Stinging their bard from lungs to liverL
To work my ruin or my cureW
Up starts thy pen Anacreon MooreW
In vain I pour my shower of rosesD
On which the matchless fair one dozesD
And plant around her conch the gracesD
While jealous Venus breaks her lacesD
To see a younger face promotedK
To see her own old face out votedK
And myrtle branches twisting o'er herL
Bow down each turn'd a true adorerL
Up starts the Irish Bard in vainX
I write 'tis all against the grainX
In vain I talk of smiles or sighsD
The girls all have him in their eyesD
And not a soul mamma or missD
But vows he's the sole Bard of BlissD
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Since first I dipp'd in the romanticG
A hundred thousand have run franticG
There's not a hideous highland spotR
Long fallowed to the core by ScottR
No rill through rack and thistle dribblingG
But has its deadlier crop of scribblingG
Each fen and flat and flood and fellY
Gives birth to verses by the ellY
There Wordsworth for his muse's salliesD
Claims all the ponds the lanes and alleysD
There Coleridge swears none else shall tuneZ
A bag pipe to the list'ning moonZ
On come in clouds the scribbling columnsD
Each prowling for his next three volumesD
I scorn the rascal tribe and spurn allU
The yearly monthly and diurnalM
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I write the finest things that everL
Made duchess fond or marquiss cleverL
Although I'd rather half turn TurkG
The thing's such monstrous up hill workG
My ton's the very cream of fashionC
My passion the sublimest passionC
My rage satanic love the sameP
Of all blue flames the bluest flameP
My piety perpetual matinsD
A quaker propp'd on double pattensD
My lovely girls the most precociousD
My beaus delightfully atrociousD
Yet scarcely have I play'd my cardA2
When up comes politician WardB2
Before my face he trumps my trumpC2
Sweeps off my honours in the lumpC2
And never asking my permissionC
Talks sermons to the third editionC
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Or Boulogne Highway Byeway GrattanC
The Pyrenees begin to flattenC
A feast denied to storm and showerL
The pen's the wonder working powerL
Or Smith the master of AddressesD
Carves history out in modern messesD
Tells how gay Charles cook'd up his collopsD
How fleeced his friends how paid his trollopsD
How pledged his soul and pawn'd his oathD2
'Till none would give a straw for bothD2
And touching paupers for the EvilM
Touch'd England half way to the devilM
Or Hook picks up my favorite hitsD
For when was friendship between witsD
Or Lyster doubly dandyfiedB2
Fidgets his donkey by my sideB2
Or Bulwer rambles back from GreeceD
Woolgathering from the Golden fleeceD
Or forty volumes piping hotB2
Come blazing from volcano ScottB2
When pens like their's play all my gameP
The tasteless world must bear the blameP
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I had a budget full of fanE2
But here again I'm lost undoneC
I'm so forestall'd that faith I couldB2
Half quarrel with my lively HoodB2
For odd it is my OdditiesD
Are even all the same with hisD
Would Sherwood him of PaternosterL
Assist my pilferings to fosterL
I'd turn free booter nay I wouldB2
E'en play the part of robbing HoodB2
But brother Wits should never quarrelM
Nor try to pluck each other's laurelM
And tho' my income's scarce enoughF2
To find friend Petersham with snuffF2
Here's peace to all and kind regardsD
And Brother Hood among the BardsD
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So all friends countrymen and loversD
With one or one and twenty coversD
Farewell to all my glories pastB2
I pen my lay my sweetest lastB2
Another Phoenix build my nestB2
Of spices Phoebus' very bestB2
Concentrating in these gay pagesD
Wit worth the wit of all the stagesD
Love tender as the midnight talkG
In softest summer's midnight walkG
With leave to all earth's fools to spurn 'emG2
Nay if they first will buy to burn 'emG2

Thomas Gent



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