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GSWSyndicate: When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.Steven Wright

welfordwrites: Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. Steven Wright

djmontag: Today's Quote: When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

johnlyo58259537: STEVEN WRIGHT says that`s HORSE CART-WRIGHT.

SumukhComedy: I often wonder how Steven Wright would handle Instagram Reels.

hasudi: "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." ~Steven Wright~

Steven_Wright_: Which league between the SEC and B1G dives into ACC membership first? Maybe we should dissolve all league associations and hold a draft.

Steven_Wright_: All but Oklahoma St meets the AAU requirement from B1G. Could do Colorado instead, or Arizona. Which league goes after Duke/UNC/Clemson first?

RaspiArduino: I was in Vegas last week. I was at the roulette table, having a lengthy argument about what I considered an Odd number. -- Steven Wright

RaspiArduino: "I went into a general store, and they wouldn't sell me anything specific". -- Steven Wright

CountingUKmen: Frantisek Olah, unnamed man Stoke on Trent, Aranit Lleshi, Nicholas Sutin, Zane Smart 15, Kyle Wright 17, Ketajan Midgal 18, unnamed man in Johnstone, Lamar Jackson (Hypo), David Aubert, Jakub Szymanski 15, Robert Duggan, Joshua Hughes, unnamed man in Northolt, Steven John Davies

Steven_Wright_: Rough seven hours for Bill Walton.

Steven_Wright_: Much better chance the UCLA-Dayton NCAA national championship or 3OT games appear on one of those B1G Network classic games now.

tweetz789: Ever notice how it’s a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal.- Steven Wright

preppernatorhq: The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.- Steven Wright

tross04401: What's another word for "thesaurus"? -- Steven Wright

ErnestCDavis: "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright

fintechjunkie: This market reminds me of a profound joke made by the great Steven Wright: Someone asked me: "If you were stranded on a desert island what book would you bring?" My answer: "How to Build a Boat".

masslivenews: All tickets from the original Northampton date will be honored.

GSWSyndicate: Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.Steven Wright

snob_of: Robin Williams, Norm MacDonald, Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin Hon Mention - Bill Hicks, Steven Wright

radiodotsydney: Now playing on

1gre_bot: I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

GSWSyndicate: Half the people you know are below average.Steven Wright

CDeplorable: I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright

GMLmusic: "I bought some batteries. But they weren't included so I had to buy them again." - Steven Wright (Similar energy)

1gre_bot: What's another word for Thesaurus? - Steven Wright

kumi__69: "I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list." -- Steven Wright

Steven_Wright_: Interesting look into the LIV Tour and Escalante, which also owns Country Club of the North in the Beavercreek/Xenia area

GSWSyndicate: If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.Steven Wright

leedsharmonica: “I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.” - Steven Wright

GSWSyndicate: Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.Steven Wright

FGCSA: Be sure to sign up for the next qualifying event, The Steven Wright Memorial Golf Tournament, and secure your room reservations!

GMLmusic: Love that Billy Connolly is a huge fan of Steven Wright. He keels over laughing during a show, while quoting him. "My uncle was a weird guy. Artificial legs, real feet."

ksvbfmplaylist: Steven Wright-Mark - I Wanna

LitTaxidermy: "I wish the first word I ever said was the word 'quote,' so right before I die I could say ‘unquote.'" –Steven Wright 13 days to go!

Quotes1Book: If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you - Steven Wright

GSWSyndicate: 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.Steven Wright

GSWSyndicate: For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.Steven Wright

kumi__69: "I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list." -- Steven Wright

GSWSyndicate: Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.Steven Wright

FabianArdaya: FWIW: Last pitcher to throw nine shutout innings against the Dodgers was Boston’s Steven Wright in Aug. 2016.

DodgerInsider: Chad Kuhl is the first pitcher to throw a complete-game shutout against the Dodgers since Boston's Steven Wright in 2016. He's the first Rockies pitcher to do so against LA since Ubaldo Jimenez in 2011 (that was at Dodger Stadium).

NewfoundStudio: I've been adding instant coffee to my sugar-free instant pudding -it's awesome -put it in the freezer for extra treat "I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time." Steven Wright

welfordwrites: You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright

ddoorrootthhyy: the fact that more people listen to steven wright than told slant or daniel aged feels absolutely criminal

GSWSyndicate: 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.Steven Wright

Steven_Wright_: Uncalled for* hate on team owners. * - rightfully so

RoryStewartUK: What is going on here?

kumi__69: "I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list." -- Steven Wright

AlperSonat: Didier Drogba Steven Gerrard Thierry Henry Wayne Rooney Shaun Wright-Phillips Harry Kane Steven Pienaar

DRScottsman: “82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.” -Steven Wright

talius: If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? ~ Steven Wright

Steven_Wright_: Davidson, Loyola, SLU, VCU are doubled up for Dayton. Matchup against Archie predictably on the road next season.

Steven_Wright_: One of these home and homes is not like the other for Davidson: Dayton-Fordham-SLU-VCU

ben_dickison: “I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” -Steven Wright

Garebear__11: Me watching film twitter go after Steven Spielberg, Guillermo del Toro, Wes Anderson, Edgar Wright and Paul Thomas Anderson this past month.

GSWSyndicate: A fool and his money are soon partying.Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.Steven Wright

GSWSyndicate: If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?Steven Wright

Priti50370067: “Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’” —Steven Wright

STREETRADIOweb: Fuzion - (Feat. Nicole Wright) Beautiful (Steven Stone Revival Mix)

GSWSyndicate: I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.Steven Wright

GSWSyndicate: What happens if you get scared half to death twice?Steven Wright

leghorn1357: I don't have a fear of heights. I have a fear of widths. - Steven Wright.

cosmosofcourse: steven wright is my favorite standup comedian because, as far as I’ve seen, his style precludes the possibility of half his set becoming a weird regressive rant

ScottDClary: I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. -Steven Wright

SheikhSayeed07: It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself. ~ Steven Wright Sayeed COUPLE GOALS MUNAZ

expedwin: “What I like about the jokes, to me it’s a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won’t be funny.” – Steven Wright

WZIGfm: Shopping Carts | Steven Wright | I Still Have a Pony

oldschmitty: What the hell is Steven Wright doing here

Troy_Arcadia: “I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.” Steven Wright

stitchkingdom: First time at the orleans. Came for steven wright, staying for the last fuddruckers in vegas

promohkcode: When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.Steven Wright -~!%~IHERB

welfordwrites: When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep well? I said No, I made a few mistakes. Steven Wright

GSWSyndicate: If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.Steven Wright

tweetz789: Ever notice how it’s a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal.- Steven Wright

TheCinesthetic: Last Night in Soho (2021) dir. Edgar Wright

tweetz789: “I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.- Steven Wright

stitchkingdom: Martin Short did an impression of Steven Wright whom I’m seeing tomorrow. Probably won’t be as good.

antoSnorkling: There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Squawka: Not Mark Wright Not Ian Rush Not John Barnes Not Paul Ince Not Jamie Redknapp Not Robbie Fowler Not Sami Hyypiä Not even Steven Gerrard Jordan Henderson will be the captain that lifts Liverpool's first Premier League title. ©

GSWSyndicate: Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.Steven Wright

CryptoHotTakes: Bullish on Craig Steven Wright; bearish on convoluted whitepapers.

lamerketing: I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish. -- Steven Wright

luv_alfaaz_omp: I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend almost By Steven Wright Anurag MUNJALI GONNA RULE

reviewjournal: “Elvis,” Primus and Steven Wright lead this week’s list of things to do.

PhiliCC: CTCC 1XI v Phili 1XI Phili 1XI 169 (44.4) 44.4: Burgess to Wright, OUT Stevie Wright c Steven McTaggart b Andrew Burgess 5 (10)

weatherStorey: He asked me if I knew what time it was -- I said yes, but not right now. -- Steven Wright

simonday: Steven wright gave me George Carlin’s DVD when I supported him the king

GSWSyndicate: When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.Steven Wright

tweetz789: Ever notice how it’s a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal.- Steven Wright

tweetz789: “I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.- Steven Wright

SheikhSayeed07: I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. ~ Steven Wright Sayeed STANDUP KING MUNAWAR

TVegas28: Comedian Steven Wright ready to return to ‘amazingly bizarre’ Las Vegas

tweetz789: “I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.- Steven Wright

GSWSyndicate: Half the people you know are below average.Steven Wright

kumi__69: "I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list." -- Steven Wright

tweetz789: “I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.- Steven Wright

welfordwrites: I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. Steven Wright



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