The Tragedy, Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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Qu que ipse miserrima vidi VIRGILA
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Catherine of Cleves was a Lady of rankB
She had lands and fine houses and cash in the BankB
She had jewels and ringsC
And a thousand smart thingsC
Was lovely and youngD
With a rather sharp tongueD
And she wedded a Noble of high degreeE
With the star of the order of St EspritE
But the Duke de GuiseF
Was by many degreesG
Her senior and not very easy to pleaseG
He'd a sneer on his lip and a scowl with his eyeH
And a frown on his brow and he look'd like a GuyH
So she took to intriguingI
With Monsieur St MegrinJ
A young man of fashion and figure and worthK
But with no great pretensions to fortune or birthK
He would sing fence and danceL
With the best man in FranceL
And took his rappee with genteel nonchalanceM
He smiled and he flatter'd and flirted with easeG
And was very superior to Monseigneur de GuiseF
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Now Monsieur St Megrin was curious to knowJ
If the Lady approved of his passion or noJ
So without more adoN
He put on his surtoutN
And went to a man with a beard like a JewN
One Signor RuggieriE
A Cunning man near heE
Could conjure tell fortunes and calculate tidesO
Perform tricks on the cards and Heaven knows what besidesO
Bring back a stray'd cow silver ladle or spoonJ
And was thought to be thick with the Man in the MoonJ
The Sage took his standN
With his wand in his handN
Drew a circle then gave the dread word of commandN
Saying solemnly ' Presto Hey quick Cock alorum '-
When the Duchess immediately popped up before 'emP
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Just then a Conjunction of Venus and MarsQ
Or something peculiar above in the starsQ
Attracted the notice of Signor RuggieriE
Who 'bolted ' and left him alone with his dearyE
Monsieur St Megrin went down on his kneesG
And the Duchess shed tears large as marrow fat peasG
When fancy the shockR
A loud double knockR
Made the Lady cry 'Get up you fool there's De Guise '-
'Twas his Grace sure enoughS
So Monsieur looking bluffS
Strutted by with his hat on and fingering his ruffS
While unseen by either away flew the DameT
Through the opposite key hole the same way she cameT
But alack and alasU
A mishap came to passU
In her hurry she somehow or other let fallV
A new silk Bandana she'd worn as a shawlV
She had used it for dryingI
Her bright eyes while cryingI
And blowing her nose as her Beau talk'd of 'dying '-
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Now the Duke who had seen it so lately adorn herW
And knew the great C with the Crown in the cornerW
The instant he spied it smoked something amissX
And said with some energy 'D it what's this '-
He went home in a fumeY
And bounced into her roomY
Crying 'So Ma'am I find I've some cause to be jealousZ
Look here here's a proof you run after the fellowsA2
Now take up that pen if it's bad choose a betterW
And write as I dictate this moment a letterW
To Monsieur you know who '-
The Lady look'd blueN
But replied with much firmness ' Hang me if I do '-
De Guise grasped her wristN
With his great bony fistN
And pinch'd it and gave it so painful a twistN
That his hard iron gauntlet the flesh went an inch inJ
She did not mind death but she could not stand pinchingI
So she sat down and wroteN
This polite little noteN
'Dear Mister St MegrinJ
The Chiefs of the League inJ
Our house mean to dineJ
This evening at nineJ
I shall soon after tenJ
Slip away from the menJ
And you'll find me up stairs in the drawing room thenJ
Come up the back way or those impudent thievesB2
Of Servants will see you YoursC2
Catherine of Cleves '-
She directed and sealed it all pale as a ghostN
And De Guise put it into the Twopenny PostN
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St Megrin had almost jumped out of his skinJ
For joy that day when the post came inJ
He read the note throughN
Then began it anewN
And thought it almost too good news to be trueN
He clapped on his hatN
And a hood over thatN
With a cloak to disguise him and make him look fatN
So great his impatience from half after fourD2
He was waiting till Ten at De Guise's back doorD2
When he heard the great clock of St Genevieve chimeE2
He ran up the back staircase six steps at a timeE2
He had scare made his bowF2
He hardly knew howF2
When alas and alackI
There was no getting backI
For the drawing room door was bang'd to with a whackI
In vain he appliedN
To the handle and triedN
Somebody or other had locked it outsideN
And the Duchess in agony mourn'd her mishapG2
'We are caught like a couple of rats in a trap '-
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Now the Duchess's PageH2
About twelve years of ageH2
For so little a boy was remarkably sageH2
And just in the nick to their joy and amazementN
Popp'd the Gas lighter's ladder close under the casementN
But all would not doN
Though St Megrin got throughN
The window below stood De Guise and his crewN
And though never man was more brave than St MegrinN
Yet fighting a score is extremely fatiguingI
He thrust carte and tierceI2
Uncommonly fierceJ2
But not Beelzebub's self could their cuirasses pierceJ2
While his doublet and hoseA2
Being holiday clothesK2
Were soon cut through and through from his knees to his noseA2
Still an old crooked sixpence the Conjuror gave himL2
From pistol and sword was sufficient to save himL2
But when beat on his kneesG
That confounded De GuiseF
Came behind with the 'fogle' that caused all this breezeG
Whipp'd it tight round his neck and when backward he'd jerk'd himL2
The rest of the rascals jump'd on him and Burk'd himL2
The poor little Page too himself got no quarter butN
Was served the same wayM2
And was found the next dayM2
With his heels in the air and his head in the water buttN
Catherine of ClevesG
Roar'd 'Murder ' and 'Thieves '-
From the window aboveN2
While they murder'd her loveN2
Till finding the rogues had accomplish'd his slaughterW
She drank Prussic acid without any waterW
And died like a Duke and a Duchess's daughterW
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MoralA
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Take warning ye Fair from this tale of the Bard'sG
And don't go where fortunes are told on the cardsG
But steer clear of Conjurors never put queryE
To 'Wise Mrs Williams ' or folks like RuggieriE
When alone in your room shut the door close and lock itN
Above all keep your handkerchief safe in your pocketN
Lest you too should stumble and Lord Leveson Gower heE
Be call'd on sad poet to tell your sad storyE

Richard Harris Barham



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