get on with life as a linguist,
I'm a helpful kinda person.
I like baking cakes and racing snails.
I like to contemplate television.
But when I start to daydream,
My mind turns straight to radio.
Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about radio with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's television making my life worthwhile.

Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Television or... Radio?
I like to use words like 'magic' and 'splendid.'
I like to use words about television.
But when I stop my talking,
My mind turns straight to radio.
Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about radio with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's television making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Television or... Radio?
I like to hang out with Andy and Amy.
But when left alone,
My mind turns straight to radio.
Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about radio with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's television making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Television or..