An After-dinner Poem Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: A BC DDEE AAFFGGAAAAHHIIJKLLMM NN OOPPQQEERRSSTT DDRRUVWWXXWWYYAAWWWW ZZA2A2B2B2WWC2C2D2D2 EEAA WWWWB2 E2E2WWC2C2WWF2F2WWWW WWG2W WWH2H2WWAA TTWW WWWWI2I2SSIIWWWWJ2J2 IIWWK2K2WWWWL2L2WWWW M2M2 N2N2SSO2P2WWQ2Q2R2R2 S2S2A2A2T2T2SSU2U2AA V2A| TERPSICHORE | A |
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| Read at the Annual Dinner of the Phi Beta Kappa Society at | B |
| Cambridge August | C |
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| IN narrowest girdle O reluctant Muse | D |
| In closest frock and Cinderella shoes | D |
| Bound to the foot lights for thy brief display | E |
| One zephyr step and then dissolve away | E |
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| Short is the space that gods and men can spare | A |
| To Song's twin brother when she is not there | A |
| Let others water every lusty line | F |
| As Homer's heroes did their purple wine | F |
| Pierian revellers Know in strains like these | G |
| The native juice the real honest squeeze | G |
| Strains that diluted to the twentieth power | A |
| In yon grave temple might have filled an hour | A |
| Small room for Fancy's many chorded lyre | A |
| For Wit's bright rockets with their trains of fire | A |
| For Pathos struggling vainly to surprise | H |
| The iron tutor's tear denying eyes | H |
| For Mirth whose finger with delusive wile | I |
| Turns the grim key of many a rusty smile | I |
| For Satire emptying his corrosive flood | J |
| On hissing Folly's gas exhaling brood | K |
| The pun the fun the moral and the joke | L |
| The hit the thrust the pugilistic poke | L |
| Small space for these so pressed by niggard Time | M |
| Like that false matron known to nursery rhyme | M |
| Insidious Morey scarce her tale begun | N |
| Ere listening infants weep the story done | N |
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| Oh had we room to rip the mighty bags | O |
| That Time the harlequin has stuffed with rags | O |
| Grant us one moment to unloose the strings | P |
| While the old graybeard shuts his leather wings | P |
| But what a heap of motley trash appears | Q |
| Crammed in the bundles of successive years | Q |
| As the lost rustic on some festal day | E |
| Stares through the concourse in its vast array | E |
| Where in one cake a throng of faces runs | R |
| All stuck together like a sheet of buns | R |
| And throws the bait of some unheeded name | S |
| Or shoots a wink with most uncertain aim | S |
| So roams my vision wandering over all | T |
| And strives to choose but knows not where to fall | T |
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| Skins of flayed authors husks of dead reviews | D |
| The turn coat's clothes the office seeker's shoes | D |
| Scraps from cold feasts where conversation runs | R |
| Through mouldy toasts to oxidated puns | R |
| And grating songs a listening crowd endures | U |
| Rasped from the throats of bellowing amateurs | V |
| Sermons whose writers played such dangerous tricks | W |
| Their own heresiarchs called them heretics | W |
| Strange that one term such distant poles should link | X |
| The Priestleyan's copper and the Puseyan's zinc | X |
| Poems that shuffle with superfluous legs | W |
| A blindfold minuet over addled eggs | W |
| Where all the syllables that end in ed | Y |
| Like old dragoons have cuts across the head | Y |
| Essays so dark Champollion might despair | A |
| To guess what mummy of a thought was there | A |
| Where our poor English striped with foreign phrase | W |
| Looks like a zebra in a parson's chaise | W |
| Lectures that cut our dinners down to roots | W |
| Or prove by monkeys men should stick to fruits | W |
| Delusive error as at trifling charge | Z |
| Professor Gripes will certify at large | Z |
| Mesmeric pamphlets which to facts appeal | A2 |
| Each fact as slippery as a fresh caught eel | A2 |
| And figured heads whose hieroglyphs invite | B2 |
| To wandering knaves that discount fools at sight | B2 |
| Such things as these with heaps of unpaid bills | W |
| And candy puffs and homoeopathic pills | W |
| And ancient bell crowns with contracted rim | C2 |
| And bonnets hideous with expanded brim | C2 |
| And coats whose memory turns the sartor pale | D2 |
| Their sequels tapering like a lizard's tale | D2 |
| How might we spread them to the smiling day | E |
| And toss them fluttering like the new mown hay | E |
| To laughter's light or sorrow's pitying shower | A |
| Were these brief minutes lengthened to an hour | A |
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| The narrow moments fit like Sunday shoes | W |
| How vast the heap how quickly must we choose | W |
| A few small scraps from out his mountain mass | W |
| We snatch in haste and let the vagrant pass | W |
| This shrunken CRUST that Cerberus could not bite | B2 |
| Stamped in one corner 'Pickwick copyright ' | - |
| Kneaded by youngsters raised by flattery's yeast | E2 |
| Was once a loaf and helped to make a feast | E2 |
| He for whose sake the glittering show appears | W |
| Has sown the world with laughter and with tears | W |
| And they whose welcome wets the bumper's brim | C2 |
| Have wit and wisdom for they all quote him | C2 |
| So many a tongue the evening hour prolongs | W |
| With spangled speeches let alone the songs | W |
| Statesmen grow merry lean attorneys laugh | F2 |
| And weak teetotals warm to half and half | F2 |
| And beardless Tullys new to festive scenes | W |
| Cut their first crop of youth's precocious greens | W |
| And wits stand ready for impromptu claps | W |
| With loaded barrels and percussion caps | W |
| And Pathos cantering through the minor keys | W |
| Waves all her onions to the trembling breeze | W |
| While the great Feasted views with silent glee | G2 |
| His scattered limbs in Yankee fricassee | W |
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| Sweet is the scene where genial friendship plays | W |
| The pleasing game of interchanging praise | W |
| Self love grimalkin of the human heart | H2 |
| Is ever pliant to the master's art | H2 |
| Soothed with a word she peacefully withdraws | W |
| And sheathes in velvet her obnoxious claws | W |
| And thrills the hand that smooths her glossy fur | A |
| With the light tremor of her grateful purr | A |
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| But what sad music fills the quiet hall | T |
| If on her back a feline rival fall | T |
| And oh what noises shake the tranquil house | W |
| If old Self interest cheats her of a mouse | W |
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| Thou O my country hast thy foolish ways | W |
| Too apt to purr at every stranger's praise | W |
| But if the stranger touch thy modes or laws | W |
| Off goes the velvet and out come the claws | W |
| And thou Illustrious but too poorly paid | I2 |
| In toasts from Pickwick for thy great crusade | I2 |
| Though while the echoes labored with thy name | S |
| The public trap denied thy little game | S |
| Let other lips our jealous laws revile | I |
| The marble Talfourd or the rude Carlyle | I |
| But on thy lids which Heaven forbids to close | W |
| Where'er the light of kindly nature glows | W |
| Let not the dollars that a churl denies | W |
| Weigh like the shillings on a dead man's eyes | W |
| Or if thou wilt be more discreetly blind | J2 |
| Nor ask to see all wide extremes combined | J2 |
| Not in our wastes the dainty blossoms smile | I |
| That crowd the gardens of thy scanty isle | I |
| There white cheeked Luxury weaves a thousand charms | W |
| Here sun browned Labor swings his naked arms | W |
| Long are the furrows he must trace between | K2 |
| The ocean's azure and the prairie's green | K2 |
| Full many a blank his destined realm displays | W |
| Yet sees the promise of his riper days | W |
| Far through yon depths the panting engine moves | W |
| His chariots ringing in their steel shod grooves | W |
| And Erie's naiad flings her diamond wave | L2 |
| O'er the wild sea nymph in her distant cave | L2 |
| While tasks like these employ his anxious hours | W |
| What if his cornfields are not edged with flowers | W |
| Though bright as silver the meridian beams | W |
| Shine through the crystal of thine English streams | W |
| Turbid and dark the mighty wave is whirled | M2 |
| That drains our Andes and divides a world | M2 |
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| But lo a PARCHMENT Surely it would seem | N2 |
| The sculptured impress speaks of power supreme | N2 |
| Some grave design the solemn page must claim | S |
| That shows so broadly an emblazoned name | S |
| A sovereign's promise Look the lines afford | O2 |
| All Honor gives when Caution asks his word | P2 |
| There sacred Faith has laid her snow white hands | W |
| And awful Justice knit her iron bands | W |
| Yet every leaf is stained with treachery's dye | Q2 |
| And every letter crusted with a lie | Q2 |
| Alas no treason has degraded yet | R2 |
| The Arab's salt the Indian's calumet | R2 |
| A simple rite that bears the wanderer's pledge | S2 |
| Blunts the keen shaft and turns the dagger's edge | S2 |
| While jockeying senates stop to sign and seal | A2 |
| And freeborn statesmen legislate to steal | A2 |
| Rise Europe tottering with thine Atlas load | T2 |
| Turn thy proud eye to Freedom's blest abode | T2 |
| And round her forehead wreathed with heavenly flame | S |
| Bind the dark garland of her daughter's shame | S |
| Ye ocean clouds that wrap the angry blast | U2 |
| Coil her stained ensign round its haughty mast | U2 |
| Or tear the fold that wears so foul a scar | A |
| And drive a bolt through every blackened star | A |
| Once more once only we must stop so soon | V2 |
| What have we here A GER | A |
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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