The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABB CCDDEFBB BBGGHHB IIJJ KKB LLM NNOO PPOOQQRR BBB S TTB UUTTBBOO VVBBWW BBTT| In Baltimore there lived a boy | A |
| He wasn't anybody's joy | A |
| Although his name was Jabez Dawes | B |
| His character was full of flaws | B |
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| In school he never led his classes | C |
| He hid old ladies' reading glasses | C |
| His mouth was open when he chewed | D |
| And elbows to the table glued | D |
| He stole the milk of hungry kittens | E |
| And walked through doors marked NO ADMITTANCE | F |
| He said he acted thus because | B |
| There wasn't any Santa Claus | B |
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| Another trick that tickled Jabez | B |
| Was crying 'Boo' at little babies | B |
| He brushed his teeth they said in town | G |
| Sideways instead of up and down | G |
| Yet people pardoned every sin | H |
| And viewed his antics with a grin | H |
| Till they were told by Jabez Dawes | B |
| 'There isn't any Santa Claus ' | - |
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| Deploring how he did behave | I |
| His parents swiftly sought their grave | I |
| They hurried through the portals pearly | J |
| And Jabez left the funeral early | J |
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| Like whooping cough from child to child | K |
| He sped to spread the rumor wild | K |
| 'Sure as my name is Jabez Dawes | B |
| There isn't any Santa Claus ' | - |
| Slunk like a weasel of a marten | L |
| Through nursery and kindergarten | L |
| Whispering low to every tot | M |
| 'There isn't any no there's not ' | - |
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| The children wept all Christmas eve | N |
| And Jabez chortled up his sleeve | N |
| No infant dared hang up his stocking | O |
| For fear of Jabez' ribald mocking | O |
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| He sprawled on his untidy bed | P |
| Fresh malice dancing in his head | P |
| When presently with scalp a tingling | O |
| Jabez heard a distant jingling | O |
| He heard the crunch of sleigh and hoof | Q |
| Crisply alighting on the roof | Q |
| What good to rise and bar the door | R |
| A shower of soot was on the floor | R |
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| What was beheld by Jabez Dawes | B |
| The fireplace full of Santa Claus | B |
| Then Jabez fell upon his knees | B |
| With cries of 'Don't ' and 'Pretty Please ' | - |
| He howled 'I don't know where you read it | S |
| But anyhow I never said it ' | - |
| 'Jabez' replied the angry saint | T |
| 'It isn't I it's you that ain't | T |
| Although there is a Santa Claus | B |
| There isn't any Jabez Dawes ' | - |
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| Said Jabez then with impudent vim | U |
| 'Oh yes there is and I am him | U |
| Your magic don't scare me it doesn't' | T |
| And suddenly he found he wasn't | T |
| From grimy feet to grimy locks | B |
| Jabez became a Jack in the box | B |
| An ugly toy with springs unsprung | O |
| Forever sticking out his tongue | O |
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| The neighbors heard his mournful squeal | V |
| They searched for him but not with zeal | V |
| No trace was found of Jabez Dawes | B |
| Which led to thunderous applause | B |
| And people drank a loving cup | W |
| And went and hung their stockings up | W |
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| All you who sneer at Santa Claus | B |
| Beware the fate of Jabez Dawes | B |
| The saucy boy who mocked the saint | T |
| Donner and Blitzen licked off his paint | T |
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