Look What You Did, Christopher! Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: AABBCCDEFEGG HHIIJKKLKAKKKMKKKNKK OPQ HHIIRAAPPKSKKTKTKQKO QQIIKKUUKKKKVWVWXSXY SZZKKWWA2B2B2C2AC2II C2C2 AOWO HHC2KKPP

In fourteen hundred and ninety twoA
Someone sailed the ocean blueA
Somebody borrowed the fare in SpainB
For a business trip on the bounding mainB
And to prove to the people by actual testC
You could get to the East by sailing WestC
Somebody said Sail on Sail onD
And studied China and China's lingoE
And cried from the bow There's China nowF
And promptly bumped into San DomingoE
Somebody murmured Oh dear oh dearG
I've discovered the Western HemisphereG
-
And that you may think my friends was thatH
But it wasn't Not by a fireman's hatH
Well enough wasn't left aloneI
And Columbus was only a cornerstoneI
There came the SpaniardsJ
There came the GreeksK
There came the Pilgrims in leather breeksK
There came the DutchL
And the Poles and SwedesK
The Persians tooA
And perhaps the MedesK
The Letts the Lapps and the LithuaniansK
Regal Russians and ripe RoumaniansK
There came the FrenchM
And there came the FinnsK
And the JapaneseK
With their formal grinsK
The Tartars cameN
And the Terrible TurksK
In a word humanity shot the worksK
And the country that should have been CathayO
Decided to beP
The U S AQ
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And that you may think my friends was thatH
But it wasn't Not by a fireman's hatH
Christopher C was the cornerstoneI
And well enough wasn't left aloneI
For those who followedR
When he was throughA
They burned to discover something tooA
Somebody bored with rural sceneryP
Went to work and invented machineryP
While a couple of other mental giantsK
Got togetherS
And thought up ScienceK
Platinum blondesK
They were once peroxideT
Peruvian bondsK
And carbon monoxideT
Tax evadersK
And Vitamin AQ
Vice crusadersK
And tattletale grayO
These with many another phobiaQ
We owe to that famous Twelfth of OctobiaQ
O misery misery mumble and moanI
Someone invented the telephoneI
And interrupted a nation's slumbersK
Ringing wrong but similar numbersK
Someone devised the silver screenU
And the intimate Hollywood magazineU
And life is a HadesK
Of clicking camerasK
And foreign ladiesK
Behaving amorousK
Gags have erasedV
Amusing dialogW
As gas has replacedV
The crackling firelogW
All that glitters is sold as goldX
And our daily diet grows odder and odderS
And breakfast foods are dusty and coldX
It's a wise childY
That knows its fodderS
Someone invented the automobileZ
And good Americans took the wheelZ
To view American rivers and rillsK
And justly famous forests and hillsK
But someone equally enterprisingW
Had invented billboard advertisingW
You linger at homeA2
In dark despairB2
And wistfully try the electric airB2
You hope against hope for a quiz imperialC2
And what do they give youA
A doctor serialC2
Oh Columbus was only a cornerstoneI
And well enough wasn't left aloneI
For the Inquisition was less tyrannicalC2
Than the iron rules of an age mechanicalC2
Which because of an error in '-
Are clamped like corsets on me and youA
While Children of Nature we'd be todayO
If San DomingoW
Had been CathayO
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And that you may think my friends is thatH
But it isn't not by a fireman's hatH
The American peopleC2
With grins jocoseK
Always survive the fatal doseK
And though our systems are slightly wobblyP
We'll fool the doctor this time problyP

Ogden Nash



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