Look What You Did, Christopher! Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABBCCDEFEGG HHIIJKKLKAKKKMKKKNKK OPQ HHIIRAAPPKSKKTKTKQKO QQIIKKUUKKKKVWVWXSXY SZZKKWWA2B2B2C2AC2II C2C2 AOWO HHC2KKPPIn fourteen hundred and ninety two | A |
Someone sailed the ocean blue | A |
Somebody borrowed the fare in Spain | B |
For a business trip on the bounding main | B |
And to prove to the people by actual test | C |
You could get to the East by sailing West | C |
Somebody said Sail on Sail on | D |
And studied China and China's lingo | E |
And cried from the bow There's China now | F |
And promptly bumped into San Domingo | E |
Somebody murmured Oh dear oh dear | G |
I've discovered the Western Hemisphere | G |
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And that you may think my friends was that | H |
But it wasn't Not by a fireman's hat | H |
Well enough wasn't left alone | I |
And Columbus was only a cornerstone | I |
There came the Spaniards | J |
There came the Greeks | K |
There came the Pilgrims in leather breeks | K |
There came the Dutch | L |
And the Poles and Swedes | K |
The Persians too | A |
And perhaps the Medes | K |
The Letts the Lapps and the Lithuanians | K |
Regal Russians and ripe Roumanians | K |
There came the French | M |
And there came the Finns | K |
And the Japanese | K |
With their formal grins | K |
The Tartars came | N |
And the Terrible Turks | K |
In a word humanity shot the works | K |
And the country that should have been Cathay | O |
Decided to be | P |
The U S A | Q |
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And that you may think my friends was that | H |
But it wasn't Not by a fireman's hat | H |
Christopher C was the cornerstone | I |
And well enough wasn't left alone | I |
For those who followed | R |
When he was through | A |
They burned to discover something too | A |
Somebody bored with rural scenery | P |
Went to work and invented machinery | P |
While a couple of other mental giants | K |
Got together | S |
And thought up Science | K |
Platinum blondes | K |
They were once peroxide | T |
Peruvian bonds | K |
And carbon monoxide | T |
Tax evaders | K |
And Vitamin A | Q |
Vice crusaders | K |
And tattletale gray | O |
These with many another phobia | Q |
We owe to that famous Twelfth of Octobia | Q |
O misery misery mumble and moan | I |
Someone invented the telephone | I |
And interrupted a nation's slumbers | K |
Ringing wrong but similar numbers | K |
Someone devised the silver screen | U |
And the intimate Hollywood magazine | U |
And life is a Hades | K |
Of clicking cameras | K |
And foreign ladies | K |
Behaving amorous | K |
Gags have erased | V |
Amusing dialog | W |
As gas has replaced | V |
The crackling firelog | W |
All that glitters is sold as gold | X |
And our daily diet grows odder and odder | S |
And breakfast foods are dusty and cold | X |
It's a wise child | Y |
That knows its fodder | S |
Someone invented the automobile | Z |
And good Americans took the wheel | Z |
To view American rivers and rills | K |
And justly famous forests and hills | K |
But someone equally enterprising | W |
Had invented billboard advertising | W |
You linger at home | A2 |
In dark despair | B2 |
And wistfully try the electric air | B2 |
You hope against hope for a quiz imperial | C2 |
And what do they give you | A |
A doctor serial | C2 |
Oh Columbus was only a cornerstone | I |
And well enough wasn't left alone | I |
For the Inquisition was less tyrannical | C2 |
Than the iron rules of an age mechanical | C2 |
Which because of an error in ' | - |
Are clamped like corsets on me and you | A |
While Children of Nature we'd be today | O |
If San Domingo | W |
Had been Cathay | O |
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And that you may think my friends is that | H |
But it isn't not by a fireman's hat | H |
The American people | C2 |
With grins jocose | K |
Always survive the fatal dose | K |
And though our systems are slightly wobbly | P |
We'll fool the doctor this time probly | P |
Ogden Nash
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