Just Keep Quiet And Nobody Will Notice Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCCDDEEFFGGHIJJKKJJ LM| There is one thing that ought to be taught in all the colleges | A |
| Which is that people ought to be taught not to go around always making apologies | B |
| I don't mean the kind of apologies people make when they run over you or borrow five dollars or step on your feet | C |
| Because I think that is sort of sweet | C |
| No I object to one kind of apology alone | D |
| Which is when people spend their time and yours apologizing for everything they own | D |
| You go to their house for a meal | E |
| And they apologize because the anchovies aren't caviar or the partridge is veal | E |
| They apologize privately for the crudeness of the other guests | F |
| And they apologize publicly for their wife's housekeeping or their husband's jests | F |
| If they give you a book by Dickens they apologize because it isn't by Scott | G |
| And if they take you to the theater they apologize for the acting and the dialogue and the plot | G |
| They contain more milk of human kindness than the most capacious diary can | H |
| But if you are from out of town they apologize for everything local and if you are a foreigner they apologize for everything American | I |
| I dread these apologizers even as I am depicting them | J |
| I shudder as I think of the hours that must be spend in contradicting them | J |
| Because you are very rude if you let them emerge from an argument victorious | K |
| And when they say something of theirs is awful it is your duty to convince them politely that it is magnificent and glorious | K |
| And what particularly bores me with them | J |
| Is that half the time you have to politely contradict them when you rudely agree with them | J |
| So I think there is one rule every host and hostess ought to keep with the comb and nail file and bicarbonate and aromatic spirits on a handy shelf | L |
| Which is don't spoil the denouement by telling the guests everything is terrible but let them have the thrill of finding it out for themselves | M |
Ogden Nash
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