Good-by Now Or Pardon My Gauntlet Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABCDDEEAAFGEEHHIIJG IIKKBring down the moon for genteel Janet | A |
She's too refined for this gross planet | A |
She wears garments and you wear clothes | B |
You buy stockings she purchases hose | C |
She say That is correct and you say Yes | D |
And she disrobes and you undress | D |
Confronted by a mouse or moose | E |
You turn green she turns chartroose | E |
Her speech is new minted freshly quarried | A |
She has a fore head you have a forehead | A |
Nor snake nor slowworm draweth nigh her | F |
You go to bed she doth retire | G |
To Janet births are blessed events | E |
And odors that you smell she scents | E |
Replete she feels when her food is yummy | H |
Not in the stomach but the tummy | H |
If urged some novel step to show | I |
You say Like this she says Like so | I |
Her dear ones don't die but pass away | J |
Beneath her formal is lonjeray | G |
Of refinement she's a fount or fountess | I |
And that is why she's now a countess | I |
She was asking for the little girls' room | K |
And a flunky though she said the earl's room | K |
Ogden Nash
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