The Chaos Of Self-serving Food Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: A B C D

Well I'm afraid it's bad news for all the lazy people out there who were hoping their dinner would magically serve itself tonight Nope sorry folks you're going to have to get up off that couch and do some workA
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I mean can you imagine if food could serve itself It would be chaos Plates and forks flying everywhere food falling off tables and people dodging flying spaghetti sauce And let's not even get started on the etiquette of being served by your own food Excuse me Mr Chicken could you pass the saltB
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And don't forget the potential for food sabotage Who's to say your vegetables won't gang up and refuse to bring you your steak or your salad decides to dump the dressing all over you just for kicksC
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No I think it's best we leave the serving of food to us mere mortals Sure it's a little bit of effort but at least we know our dinner won't turn against us or start a revolution So grab your apron channel your inner chef and get ready to serve up a feast fit for a king or queenD

Olute Aete
(C) All Rights Reserved. Poem Submitted on 04/05/2023

Poet's note: This is not a poem, it's a humorous piece of writing that discusses the idea of food serving itself and the potential chaos it would cause, concluding with the belief that serving food should remain a human responsibility.




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