Conclusion Of A Letter To The Rev. Mr. C---. Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: AABB CCDE FFDDGGHHII JJKK LLMMNOPQRRFF SSJJTLUUVV LLPP FFHHLLWXYYZZ A2A2JJB2B2LLC2D2HHJJ E2E2

'Tis Time to conclude for I make it a RuleA
To leave off all Writing when Con comes from SchoolA
He dislikes what I've written and says I had betterB
To send what he calls a poetical LetterB
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To this I reply'd You are out of your WitsC
A Letter in Verse would put him in FitsC
He thinks it a Crime in a Woman to readD
Then what would he say should your Counsel succeedE
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I pity poor Barber his Wife's so romantickF
A Letter in Rhyme Why the Woman is frantickF
This Reading the Poets has quite turn'd her HeadD
On my Life she should have a dark Room and Straw BedD
I often heard say that St Patrick took careG
No poisonous Creature should live in this AirG
He only regarded the Body I findH
But Plato consider'd who poison'd the MindH
Would they'd follow his Precepts who sit at the HelmI
And drive Poetasters from out of the RealmI
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Her Husband has surely a terrible LifeJ
There's nothing I dread like a verse writing WifeJ
Defend me ye Powers from that fatal CurseK
Which must heighten the Plagues of for better for worseK
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May I have a Wife that will dust her own FloorL
And not the fine Minx recommended by MoreL
That he was a Dotard is granted I hopeM
Who dy'd for asserting the Rights of the PopeM
If ever I marry I'll chuse me a SpouseN
That shall serve and obey as she's bound by her VowsO
That shall when I'm dressing attend like a ValetP
Then go to the Kitchen and study my PalateQ
She has Wisdom enough that keeps out of the DirtR
And can make a good Pudding and cut out a ShirtR
What Good's in a Dame that will pore on a BookF
No Give me the Wife that shall save me a CookF
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Thus far I had written Then turn'd to my SonS
To give him Advice ere my Letter was doneS
My Son should you marry look out for a WifeJ
That's fitted to lighten the Labours of LifeJ
Be sure wed a Woman you thoroughly knowT
And shun above all Things a housewifely ShrewL
That would fly to your Study with Fire in her LooksU
And ask what you got by your poring on BooksU
Think Dressing of Dinner the Height of all ScienceV
And to Peace and good Humour bid open DefianceV
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Avoid the fine Lady whose Beauty's her CareL
Who sets a high Price on her Shape and her AirL
Who in Dress and in Visits employs the whole DayP
And longs for the Ev'ning to sit down to playP
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Chuse a Woman of Wisdom as well as good BreedingF
With a Turn at least no Aversion to ReadingF
In the Care of her Person exact and refin'dH
Yet still let her principal Care be her MindH
Who can when her Family Cares give her LeisureL
Without the dear Cards pass an Ev'ning with PleasureL
In forming her Children to Virtue and KnowledgeW
Nor trust for that Care to a School or a CollegeX
By Learning made humble not thence taking AirsY
To despise or neglect her domestick AffairsY
Nor think her less fitted for doing her DutyZ
By knowing its Reasons its Use and its BeautyZ
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When you gain her Affection take care to preserve itA2
Lest others persuade her you do not deserve itA2
Still study to heighten the Joys of her LifeJ
Nor treat her the worse for her being your WifeJ
If in Judgment she errs set her right without PrideB2
'Tis the Province of insolent Fools to derideB2
A Husband's first praise is a Friend and ProtectorL
Then change not these Titles for Tyrant and HectorL
Let your Person be neat unaffectedly cleanC2
Tho' alone with your Wife the whole Day you remainD2
Chuse Books for her Study to fashion her MindH
To emulate those who excell'd of her KindH
Be Religion the principal Care of your LifeJ
As you hope to be blest in your Children and WifeJ
So you in your Marriage shall gain its true EndE2
And find in your Wife a Companion and FriendE2

Mary Barber



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