Conclusion Of A Letter To The Rev. Mr. C---. Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABB CCDE FFDDGGHHII JJKK LLMMNOPQRRFF SSJJTLUUVV LLPP FFHHLLWXYYZZ A2A2JJB2B2LLC2D2HHJJ E2E2'Tis Time to conclude for I make it a Rule | A |
To leave off all Writing when Con comes from School | A |
He dislikes what I've written and says I had better | B |
To send what he calls a poetical Letter | B |
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To this I reply'd You are out of your Wits | C |
A Letter in Verse would put him in Fits | C |
He thinks it a Crime in a Woman to read | D |
Then what would he say should your Counsel succeed | E |
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I pity poor Barber his Wife's so romantick | F |
A Letter in Rhyme Why the Woman is frantick | F |
This Reading the Poets has quite turn'd her Head | D |
On my Life she should have a dark Room and Straw Bed | D |
I often heard say that St Patrick took care | G |
No poisonous Creature should live in this Air | G |
He only regarded the Body I find | H |
But Plato consider'd who poison'd the Mind | H |
Would they'd follow his Precepts who sit at the Helm | I |
And drive Poetasters from out of the Realm | I |
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Her Husband has surely a terrible Life | J |
There's nothing I dread like a verse writing Wife | J |
Defend me ye Powers from that fatal Curse | K |
Which must heighten the Plagues of for better for worse | K |
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May I have a Wife that will dust her own Floor | L |
And not the fine Minx recommended by More | L |
That he was a Dotard is granted I hope | M |
Who dy'd for asserting the Rights of the Pope | M |
If ever I marry I'll chuse me a Spouse | N |
That shall serve and obey as she's bound by her Vows | O |
That shall when I'm dressing attend like a Valet | P |
Then go to the Kitchen and study my Palate | Q |
She has Wisdom enough that keeps out of the Dirt | R |
And can make a good Pudding and cut out a Shirt | R |
What Good's in a Dame that will pore on a Book | F |
No Give me the Wife that shall save me a Cook | F |
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Thus far I had written Then turn'd to my Son | S |
To give him Advice ere my Letter was done | S |
My Son should you marry look out for a Wife | J |
That's fitted to lighten the Labours of Life | J |
Be sure wed a Woman you thoroughly know | T |
And shun above all Things a housewifely Shrew | L |
That would fly to your Study with Fire in her Looks | U |
And ask what you got by your poring on Books | U |
Think Dressing of Dinner the Height of all Science | V |
And to Peace and good Humour bid open Defiance | V |
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Avoid the fine Lady whose Beauty's her Care | L |
Who sets a high Price on her Shape and her Air | L |
Who in Dress and in Visits employs the whole Day | P |
And longs for the Ev'ning to sit down to play | P |
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Chuse a Woman of Wisdom as well as good Breeding | F |
With a Turn at least no Aversion to Reading | F |
In the Care of her Person exact and refin'd | H |
Yet still let her principal Care be her Mind | H |
Who can when her Family Cares give her Leisure | L |
Without the dear Cards pass an Ev'ning with Pleasure | L |
In forming her Children to Virtue and Knowledge | W |
Nor trust for that Care to a School or a College | X |
By Learning made humble not thence taking Airs | Y |
To despise or neglect her domestick Affairs | Y |
Nor think her less fitted for doing her Duty | Z |
By knowing its Reasons its Use and its Beauty | Z |
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When you gain her Affection take care to preserve it | A2 |
Lest others persuade her you do not deserve it | A2 |
Still study to heighten the Joys of her Life | J |
Nor treat her the worse for her being your Wife | J |
If in Judgment she errs set her right without Pride | B2 |
'Tis the Province of insolent Fools to deride | B2 |
A Husband's first praise is a Friend and Protector | L |
Then change not these Titles for Tyrant and Hector | L |
Let your Person be neat unaffectedly clean | C2 |
Tho' alone with your Wife the whole Day you remain | D2 |
Chuse Books for her Study to fashion her Mind | H |
To emulate those who excell'd of her Kind | H |
Be Religion the principal Care of your Life | J |
As you hope to be blest in your Children and Wife | J |
So you in your Marriage shall gain its true End | E2 |
And find in your Wife a Companion and Friend | E2 |
Mary Barber
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