The Recumbent Posture Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: ABCB DCE FGEG CHIH CJD KLM DND ODP OQP RPD RPD APP PC ST T UCVC WXDX O DW MC

The day after Christmas young AlbertA
Were what's called confined to his bedB
With a tight kind of pain in his stummickC
And a light feeling up in his headB
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His parents were all in a flusterD
When they saw little lad were so sickC
They said 'Put out your tongue ' When they'd seen itE
They said 'Put it back again quick '-
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Ma made him a basin of gruelF
But that were a move for the worseG
Though the little lad tried hard to eat itE
At the finish he did the reverseG
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The pain showed no signs of abatingC
So at last they got Doctor to callH
He said it were in the ab domainI
And not in the stummick at allH
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He sent up a bottle of physickC
With instructions on t' label to sayJ
'To be taken in a recumbent postureD
One teaspoon three times a day '-
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As Ma stood there reading the labelK
Pa started to fidget aboutL
He said 'Get a teaspoon and dose himM
Before he gets better without '-
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'I can manage the teaspoon' said MotherD
A look of distress on her faceN
'It's this 'ere recumbent postureD
I haven't got one in the place '-
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Said Pa 'What about Mrs LuptonO
Next door 'ere you'd better ask herD
A woman who's buried three husbandsP
Is sure to have one of them there '-
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So they went round and asked Mrs LuptonO
'Aye I know what you mean ' she repliedQ
'I 'ad one on order for 'OraceP
But poor dear got impatient and died '-
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She said 'You'd best try the Co Op shopR
They'll have one in stock I dare sayP
' Fact I think I saw one in the winderD
Last time I was passing that way '-
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So round they went to the Co Op shopR
And at the counter for household suppliesP
Pa asked for a recumbent postureD
And the shopman said 'Yes sir what size '-
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Said Ma 'It's for our little AlbertA
I don't know what size he would useP
I know he takes thirteen in collarsP
And sixes four fittings in shoes '-
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'If it's little lads size as you're wanting '-
Said the shopman 'I'm sorry to sayP
We nobbut had one in the buildingC
And that one were sold yesterday '-
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He sent them across to a tin smithS
Who said 'I know what you've in mindT
If you'll draw me a pattern I'll make one '-
But Pa'd left his pencil behindT
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They tried every shop they could think ofU
They walked for two hours by the clockC
And though most places reckoned to keep themV
They'd none of them got one in stockC
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The last place they tried was the chemistW
He looked at them both with a frownX
And told them a recumbent postureD
Were Latin and meant lying downX
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It means 'Lying down' put in LatinO
Said Father 'That's just what I thowt '-
Then he picked up a side glance from MotherD
And pretended he hadn't said nowtW
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'They're not dosing my lad with Latin '-
Said Mother her face looking grimM
'Just plain Castor Oil's all he's gettingC
And I'm leaving the posture to him '-

Marriott Edgar



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