The Recumbent Posture Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCB DCE FGEG CHIH CJD KLM DND ODP OQP RPD RPD APP PC ST T UCVC WXDX O DW MCThe day after Christmas young Albert | A |
Were what's called confined to his bed | B |
With a tight kind of pain in his stummick | C |
And a light feeling up in his head | B |
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His parents were all in a fluster | D |
When they saw little lad were so sick | C |
They said 'Put out your tongue ' When they'd seen it | E |
They said 'Put it back again quick ' | - |
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Ma made him a basin of gruel | F |
But that were a move for the worse | G |
Though the little lad tried hard to eat it | E |
At the finish he did the reverse | G |
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The pain showed no signs of abating | C |
So at last they got Doctor to call | H |
He said it were in the ab domain | I |
And not in the stummick at all | H |
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He sent up a bottle of physick | C |
With instructions on t' label to say | J |
'To be taken in a recumbent posture | D |
One teaspoon three times a day ' | - |
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As Ma stood there reading the label | K |
Pa started to fidget about | L |
He said 'Get a teaspoon and dose him | M |
Before he gets better without ' | - |
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'I can manage the teaspoon' said Mother | D |
A look of distress on her face | N |
'It's this 'ere recumbent posture | D |
I haven't got one in the place ' | - |
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Said Pa 'What about Mrs Lupton | O |
Next door 'ere you'd better ask her | D |
A woman who's buried three husbands | P |
Is sure to have one of them there ' | - |
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So they went round and asked Mrs Lupton | O |
'Aye I know what you mean ' she replied | Q |
'I 'ad one on order for 'Orace | P |
But poor dear got impatient and died ' | - |
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She said 'You'd best try the Co Op shop | R |
They'll have one in stock I dare say | P |
' Fact I think I saw one in the winder | D |
Last time I was passing that way ' | - |
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So round they went to the Co Op shop | R |
And at the counter for household supplies | P |
Pa asked for a recumbent posture | D |
And the shopman said 'Yes sir what size ' | - |
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Said Ma 'It's for our little Albert | A |
I don't know what size he would use | P |
I know he takes thirteen in collars | P |
And sixes four fittings in shoes ' | - |
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'If it's little lads size as you're wanting ' | - |
Said the shopman 'I'm sorry to say | P |
We nobbut had one in the building | C |
And that one were sold yesterday ' | - |
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He sent them across to a tin smith | S |
Who said 'I know what you've in mind | T |
If you'll draw me a pattern I'll make one ' | - |
But Pa'd left his pencil behind | T |
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They tried every shop they could think of | U |
They walked for two hours by the clock | C |
And though most places reckoned to keep them | V |
They'd none of them got one in stock | C |
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The last place they tried was the chemist | W |
He looked at them both with a frown | X |
And told them a recumbent posture | D |
Were Latin and meant lying down | X |
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It means 'Lying down' put in Latin | O |
Said Father 'That's just what I thowt ' | - |
Then he picked up a side glance from Mother | D |
And pretended he hadn't said nowt | W |
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'They're not dosing my lad with Latin ' | - |
Said Mother her face looking grim | M |
'Just plain Castor Oil's all he's getting | C |
And I'm leaving the posture to him ' | - |
Marriott Edgar
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