Old Sam's Christmas Pudding Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: ABCB DEFE GHD IJF KLML CCNO DKPK DQRQ GSPS C K QTK DPK QQGQ P KU MTP DVWV XYNY ZA2PA2

It was Christmas Day in the trenchesA
In Spain in Penninsular WarB
And Sam Small were cleaning his musketC
A thing as he'd ne're done beforeB
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They'd had 'em inspected that morningD
And Sam had got into disgraceE
For when sergeant had looked down the barrelF
A sparrow flew out in his faceE
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The sergeant reported the matterG
To Lieutenant Bird then and thereH
Said Lieutenant 'How very disgusting'D
The Duke must be told of this 'ere '-
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The Duke were upset when he heardI
He said 'I'm astonished I amJ
I must make a most drastic exampleF
There'll be no Christmas pudding for Sam '-
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When Sam were informed of his sentenceK
Surprise rooted him to the spotL
'Twas much worse than he had expectedM
He thought as he'd only be shotL
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And so he sat cleaning his musketC
And polishing barrel and buttC
While the pudding his mother had sent himN
Lay there in the mud at his footO
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Now the centre that Sam's lot were holdingD
Ran around a place called BadajozK
Where the Spaniards had put up a bastionP
And ooh what a bastion it wasK
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They pounded away all the morningD
With canister grape shot and ballQ
But the face of the bastion defied themR
They made no impression at allQ
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They started again after dinnerG
Bombarding as hard as they couldS
And the Duke brought his own private cannonP
But that weren't a ha'pence o' goodS
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The Duke said 'Sam put down thy musketC
And help me lay this gun true '-
Sam answered 'You'd best ask your favoursK
From them as you give pudding to '-
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The Duke looked at Sam so reproachfulQ
'And don't take it that way ' said heT
'Us Generals have got to be ruthlessK
It hurts me more than it did thee '-
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Sam sniffed at these words kind of scepticD
Then looked down the Duke's private gunP
And said 'We'd best put in two chargesK
We'll never bust bastion with one '-
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He tipped cannon ball out of muzzleQ
He took out the wadding and allQ
He filled barrel chock full of powderG
Then picked up and replaced the ballQ
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He took a good aim at the bastionP
Then said 'Right o Duke let her fly '-
The cannon nigh jumped off her trunnionsK
And up went the bastion sky highU
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The Duke he weren't 'alf elatedM
He danced around trench full of gleeT
And said 'Sam for this gallant actionP
You can hot up your pudding for tea '-
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Sam looked 'round to pick up his puddingD
But it wasn't there nowhere aboutV
In the place where he thought he had left itW
Lay the cannon ball he'd just tipped outV
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Sam saw in a flash what 'ad happenedX
By an unprecedented mishapY
The pudding his mother had sent himN
Had blown Badajoz off mapY
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That's why fuisilliers wear to this momentZ
A badge which they think's a grenadeA2
But they're wrong it's a brass reproductionP
Of the pudding Sam's mother once madeA2

Marriott Edgar



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