Old Sam's Christmas Pudding Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCB DEFE GHD IJF KLML CCNO DKPK DQRQ GSPS C K QTK DPK QQGQ P KU MTP DVWV XYNY ZA2PA2It was Christmas Day in the trenches | A |
In Spain in Penninsular War | B |
And Sam Small were cleaning his musket | C |
A thing as he'd ne're done before | B |
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They'd had 'em inspected that morning | D |
And Sam had got into disgrace | E |
For when sergeant had looked down the barrel | F |
A sparrow flew out in his face | E |
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The sergeant reported the matter | G |
To Lieutenant Bird then and there | H |
Said Lieutenant 'How very disgusting' | D |
The Duke must be told of this 'ere ' | - |
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The Duke were upset when he heard | I |
He said 'I'm astonished I am | J |
I must make a most drastic example | F |
There'll be no Christmas pudding for Sam ' | - |
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When Sam were informed of his sentence | K |
Surprise rooted him to the spot | L |
'Twas much worse than he had expected | M |
He thought as he'd only be shot | L |
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And so he sat cleaning his musket | C |
And polishing barrel and butt | C |
While the pudding his mother had sent him | N |
Lay there in the mud at his foot | O |
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Now the centre that Sam's lot were holding | D |
Ran around a place called Badajoz | K |
Where the Spaniards had put up a bastion | P |
And ooh what a bastion it was | K |
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They pounded away all the morning | D |
With canister grape shot and ball | Q |
But the face of the bastion defied them | R |
They made no impression at all | Q |
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They started again after dinner | G |
Bombarding as hard as they could | S |
And the Duke brought his own private cannon | P |
But that weren't a ha'pence o' good | S |
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The Duke said 'Sam put down thy musket | C |
And help me lay this gun true ' | - |
Sam answered 'You'd best ask your favours | K |
From them as you give pudding to ' | - |
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The Duke looked at Sam so reproachful | Q |
'And don't take it that way ' said he | T |
'Us Generals have got to be ruthless | K |
It hurts me more than it did thee ' | - |
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Sam sniffed at these words kind of sceptic | D |
Then looked down the Duke's private gun | P |
And said 'We'd best put in two charges | K |
We'll never bust bastion with one ' | - |
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He tipped cannon ball out of muzzle | Q |
He took out the wadding and all | Q |
He filled barrel chock full of powder | G |
Then picked up and replaced the ball | Q |
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He took a good aim at the bastion | P |
Then said 'Right o Duke let her fly ' | - |
The cannon nigh jumped off her trunnions | K |
And up went the bastion sky high | U |
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The Duke he weren't 'alf elated | M |
He danced around trench full of glee | T |
And said 'Sam for this gallant action | P |
You can hot up your pudding for tea ' | - |
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Sam looked 'round to pick up his pudding | D |
But it wasn't there nowhere about | V |
In the place where he thought he had left it | W |
Lay the cannon ball he'd just tipped out | V |
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Sam saw in a flash what 'ad happened | X |
By an unprecedented mishap | Y |
The pudding his mother had sent him | N |
Had blown Badajoz off map | Y |
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That's why fuisilliers wear to this moment | Z |
A badge which they think's a grenade | A2 |
But they're wrong it's a brass reproduction | P |
Of the pudding Sam's mother once made | A2 |
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