Magna Carta Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCB DEFE GHIH JKBK ALML NOPO OQRQ JSQS POTO QQQQ AQUQ AQV AWOW XAQA JYQY AZQZ AQJQ PA2B2A2 AQC2QI'll tell of the Magna Charter | A |
As were signed at the Barons' command | B |
On Runningmead Island in t' middle of t' Thames | C |
By King John as were known as Lack Land | B |
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Some say it were wrong of the Barons | D |
Their will on the King so to thrust | E |
But you'll see if you look at both sides of the case | F |
That they had to do something or bust | E |
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For John from the moment they crowned him | G |
Started acting so cunning and sly | H |
Being King of course he couldn't do wrong | I |
But by gum he'd a proper good try | H |
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He squandered the ratepayers' money | J |
All their cattle and corn did he take | K |
'Til there wasn't a morsel of bread in the land | B |
And folk had to manage on cake | K |
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The way he behaved to young Arthur | A |
Went to show as his feelings was bad | L |
He tried to get Hubert to poke out his eyes | M |
Which is no way to treat a young lad | L |
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It were all right him being a tyrant | N |
To vassals and folks of that class | O |
But he tried on his tricks with the Barons an' all | P |
And that's where he made a 'faux pas' | O |
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He started bombarding their castles | O |
And burning them over their head | Q |
'Til there wasn't enough castles left to go round | R |
And they had to sleep six in a bed | Q |
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So they went to the King in a body | J |
And their spokesman Fitzwalter by name | S |
He opened the 'ole in his 'elmet and said | Q |
Conciliatory like What's the game | S |
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The King starts to shilly and shally | P |
He sits and he haws and he hums | O |
'Til the Barons in rage started gnashing their teeth | T |
And them with no teeth gnashed their gums | O |
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Said Fitz through the 'ole in his 'elmet | Q |
It was you as put us in this plight | Q |
And the King having nothing to say to this murmured | Q |
Leave your address and I'll write | Q |
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This angered the gallant Fitzwalter | A |
He stamped on the floor with his foot | Q |
And were starting to give John a rare ticking off | U |
When the 'ole in his 'elmet fell shut | Q |
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We'll get him a Magna Charter | A |
Said Fitz when his face he had freed | Q |
Said the Barons That's right and if one's not enough | V |
Get a couple and happen they'll breed '' | - |
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So they set about making a Charter | A |
When at finish they'd got it drawn up | W |
It looked like a paper on cattle disease | O |
Or the entries for t' Waterloo Cup | W |
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Next day King John all unsuspecting | X |
And having the afternoon free | A |
To Runningmead Island had taken a boat | Q |
And were having some shrimps for his tea | A |
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He'd just pulled the 'ead off a big 'un | J |
And were pinching its tail with his thumb | Y |
When up came a barge load of Barons who said | Q |
We thought you'd be here so we've come | Y |
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When they told him they'd brought Magna Charter | A |
The King seemed to go kind of limp | Z |
But minding his manners he took off his hat | Q |
And said Thanks very much have a shrimp | Z |
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You'd best sign at once said Fitzwalter | A |
If you don't I'll tell thee for a start | Q |
The next coronation will happen quite soon | J |
And you won't be there to take part | Q |
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So they spread Charter out on t' tea table | P |
And John signed his name like a lamb | A2 |
His writing in places was sticky and thick | B2 |
Through dipping his pen in the jam | A2 |
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And it's through that there Magna Charter | A |
As were signed by the Barons of old | Q |
That in England to day we can do what we like | C2 |
So long as we do what we're told | Q |
Marriott Edgar
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