Goalkeeper Joe Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: ABCB CDEF GHCH HIEI ECJC KLMG HHCH HAGA NOHO HHCH EPKP HKHK QRER KMKM ESTS UVWV HCXC CCCC

Joe Dunn were a bobby for footballA
He gave all his time to that sportB
He played for the West Wigan WhippetsC
On days when they turned out one shortB
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He d been member of club for three seasonsC
And had grumbled again and againD
Cos he found only time that they d used himE
Were when it were pouring with rainF
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He felt as his talents were wastedG
When each week his job seemed to beH
No but minding the clothes for the othersC
And chucking clods at refereeH
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So next time selection committeeH
Came round to ask him for his subI
He told them if they didn t play himE
He d transfer to some other clubI
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Committee they coaxed and cudgelled himE
But found he d have none of their shiftsC
So they promised to play him next weekendJ
In match against Todmorden SwiftsC
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This match were the plum of the seasonK
An annual fixture it stoodL
T were reckoned as good as a cup tieM
By them as liked plenty of bloodG
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The day of the match dawned in splendourH
A beautiful morning it wereH
With a fog drifting up from the brick fieldsC
And a drizzle of rain in the airH
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The Whippets made Joe their goalkeeperH
A thing as weren t wanted at allA
For they knew once battle had startedG
They d have no time to mess with the ballA
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Joe stood by the goal posts and shiveredN
While the fog round his legs seemed to creepO
'Til feeling neglected and lonelyH
He leant back and went fast asleepO
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He dreamt he were playing at WembleyH
And t roar of a thundering cheerH
He were kicking a goal for the WhippetsC
When he woke with a clout in his earH
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He found 'twere the ball that had struck himE
And inside the net there it layP
But as no one had seen this ere appenK
He punted it back into playP
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'Twere the first ball he d punted in angerH
His feelings he couldn t restrainK
Forgetting as he were goalkeeperH
He ran out and kicked it againK
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Then after the ball like a rabbitQ
He rushed down the field full of prideR
He reckoned if nobody stopped himE
Then appen he d score for his sideR
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Alf way down he bumped into his captainK
Who weren t going to let him go byM
But Joe like Horatio NelsonK
Put a fist to the Captain s blind eyeM
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On he went 'til the goal lay before himE
Then stopping to get himself setS
He steadied the ball and then kicked itT
And landed it right in the netS
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The fog seemed to lift at that momentU
And all eyes were turned on the ladV
The Whippets seemed kind of dumbfoundedW
While the Swifts started cheering like madV
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'Twere his own goal as he d kicked the ball throughH
He d scored for his foes gainst his friendsC
For he d slept through the referee s whistleX
And at half time he hadn t changed endsC
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Joe was transferred from the West Wigan WhippetsC
To the Todmorden Swifts where you ll seeC
Still minding the clothes for the othersC
And chucking clods at refereeC

Marriott Edgar



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