Balbus Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCB DEFE GHAH IJKJ DAIA LMIM KNDN OPKP QARA KSKS LTKT DUVU KADA ABLB AKAK LWLW LAKA| I'll tell you the story of Balbus | A |
| You know him as builded a wall | B |
| I'll tell you the reason he built it | C |
| And the place where it happened an' all | B |
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| This 'ere Balbus though only a Tackler | D |
| Were the most enterprising of men | E |
| He'd heard Chicken Farms were lucrative | F |
| So he went out and purchased a hen | E |
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| 'Twere a White Wyandot he called Mabel | G |
| At laying she turned out a peach | H |
| And her eggs being all double yoked ones | A |
| He reckoned they'd fetch twopence each | H |
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| When he took them along to the market | I |
| And found that the eggs that sold best | J |
| Were them as came over from China | K |
| He were vexed but in no ways depressed | J |
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| For Balbus though only a Tackler | D |
| In business were far from a dunce | A |
| So he packed Mabel up in a basket | I |
| And started for China at once | A |
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| When he got there he took a small holding | L |
| And selecting the sunniest part | M |
| He lifted the lid of the basket | I |
| And said Come on lass make a start | M |
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| The 'en needed no second biddin' | K |
| She sat down and started to lay | N |
| She'd been saving up all the way over | D |
| And laid sixteen eggs straight away | N |
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| When the Chinamen heard what had happened | O |
| Their cheeks went the colour of mud | P |
| They said it were sheer mass production | K |
| As had to be nipped in the bud | P |
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| They formed themselves in a committee | Q |
| And tried to arrive at some course | A |
| Whereby they could limit the output | R |
| Without doing harm to the source | A |
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| At the finish they came to t' conclusion | K |
| That the easiest road they could take | S |
| Were to fill the 'en's nest up wi' scrap iron | K |
| So as fast as she laid eggs they'd break | S |
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| When Balbus went out the next morning | L |
| To fetch the eggs Mabel had laid | T |
| He found nowt but shells and albumen | K |
| He were hipped but in no ways dismayed | T |
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| For Balbus though only a Tackler | D |
| He'd a brain that were fertile and quick | U |
| He bought all the scrap iron in t' district | V |
| To stop them repeating the trick | U |
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| But next day to his great consternation | K |
| He were met with another reverse | A |
| For instead of old iron they'd used clinker | D |
| And the eggs looked the same or worse | A |
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| 'Twere a bit of a set back for Balbus | A |
| But he wasn't downhearted at all | B |
| And when t' Chinamen came round next evening | L |
| They found he were building a wall | B |
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| That won't keep us out of your 'en 'ouse | A |
| Said one with a smug kind of grin | K |
| It's not for that purpose said Balbus | A |
| When it's done it will keep you lot in | K |
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| The Chinamen all burst out laffing | L |
| They thowt as he'd gone proper daft | W |
| But Balbus got on wi' his building | L |
| And said He laffed last who last laffed | W |
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| Day by day Balbus stuck to his building | L |
| And his efforts he never did cease | A |
| Till he'd builded the Great Wall of China | K |
| So as Mabel could lay eggs in peace | A |
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