Balbus Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: ABCB DEFE GHAH IJKJ DAIA LMIM KNDN OPKP QARA KSKS LTKT DUVU KADA ABLB AKAK LWLW LAKA

I'll tell you the story of BalbusA
You know him as builded a wallB
I'll tell you the reason he built itC
And the place where it happened an' allB
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This 'ere Balbus though only a TacklerD
Were the most enterprising of menE
He'd heard Chicken Farms were lucrativeF
So he went out and purchased a henE
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'Twere a White Wyandot he called MabelG
At laying she turned out a peachH
And her eggs being all double yoked onesA
He reckoned they'd fetch twopence eachH
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When he took them along to the marketI
And found that the eggs that sold bestJ
Were them as came over from ChinaK
He were vexed but in no ways depressedJ
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For Balbus though only a TacklerD
In business were far from a dunceA
So he packed Mabel up in a basketI
And started for China at onceA
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When he got there he took a small holdingL
And selecting the sunniest partM
He lifted the lid of the basketI
And said Come on lass make a startM
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The 'en needed no second biddin'K
She sat down and started to layN
She'd been saving up all the way overD
And laid sixteen eggs straight awayN
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When the Chinamen heard what had happenedO
Their cheeks went the colour of mudP
They said it were sheer mass productionK
As had to be nipped in the budP
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They formed themselves in a committeeQ
And tried to arrive at some courseA
Whereby they could limit the outputR
Without doing harm to the sourceA
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At the finish they came to t' conclusionK
That the easiest road they could takeS
Were to fill the 'en's nest up wi' scrap ironK
So as fast as she laid eggs they'd breakS
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When Balbus went out the next morningL
To fetch the eggs Mabel had laidT
He found nowt but shells and albumenK
He were hipped but in no ways dismayedT
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For Balbus though only a TacklerD
He'd a brain that were fertile and quickU
He bought all the scrap iron in t' districtV
To stop them repeating the trickU
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But next day to his great consternationK
He were met with another reverseA
For instead of old iron they'd used clinkerD
And the eggs looked the same or worseA
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'Twere a bit of a set back for BalbusA
But he wasn't downhearted at allB
And when t' Chinamen came round next eveningL
They found he were building a wallB
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That won't keep us out of your 'en 'ouseA
Said one with a smug kind of grinK
It's not for that purpose said BalbusA
When it's done it will keep you lot inK
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The Chinamen all burst out laffingL
They thowt as he'd gone proper daftW
But Balbus got on wi' his buildingL
And said He laffed last who last laffedW
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Day by day Balbus stuck to his buildingL
And his efforts he never did ceaseA
Till he'd builded the Great Wall of ChinaK
So as Mabel could lay eggs in peaceA

Marriott Edgar



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