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You've eard ow young Albert Ramsbottom	A
At the zoo up at Blackpool one year	B
With a stick with an orse's ead andle	C
Gave a lion a poke in the ear	D
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The name of the lion was Wallace	E
The poke in the ear made im wild	F
And before you could say Bob's yer uncle	C
E'd upped and e'd swallowed the child	F
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E were sorry the moment e done it	G
With children e'd always been chums	H
And besides e'd no teeth in his muzzle	C
And e couldn't chew Albert on't gums	H
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E could feel the lad movin' inside im	A
As e lay on is bed of dried ferns	I
And it might ave been little lad's birthday	J
E wished im such appy returns	I
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But Albert kept kickin' and fightin'	K
And Wallace got up feelin' bad	L
Decided 'twere time that e started	M
To stage a comeback for the lad	L
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Then puttin' ead down in one corner	N
On is front paws e started to walk	O
And e coughed and e sneezed and e gargled	L
Till Albert shot out like a cork	P
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Now Wallace felt better directly	C
And is figure once more became lean	Q
But the only difference with Albert Was	R
is face and is ands were quite clean	Q
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Meanwhile Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom	A
Ad gone back to their tea feelin' blue	C
Ma said I feel down in the mouth like	S
Pa said Aye I bet Albert does too	C
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Said Mother It just goes to show yer	N
That the future is never revealed	L
If I'd thowt we was goin' to lose im	A
I'd ave not ad is boots soled and eeled	L
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Let's look on the bright side said Father	N
Wot can't be elped must be endured	L
Each cloud as a silvery lining	T
And we did ave young Albert insured	L
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A knock on the door came that moment	L
As Father these kind words did speak	U
Twas the man from Prudential e'd come for	V
Their tuppence per person per week	U
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When Father saw oo ad been knockin'	Q
E laughed and e kept laughin so	W
The man said Ere wot's there to laugh at	L
Pa said You'll laugh and all when you know	W
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Excuse im for laughing said Mother	N
But really things appen so strange	X
Our Albert's been et by a lion	Q
You've got to pay us for a change	X
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Said the young man from the Prudential	C
Now come come let's understand this	Y
You don't mean to say that you've lost im	A
Pa said Oh no we know where e is	Z
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When the young man ad eard all the details	A2
A purse from is pocket he drew	C
And e paid them with interest and bonus	E
The sum of nine pounds four and two	C
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Pa ad scarce got is and on the money	Q
When a face at the window they see	Q
And Mother cried Eee look it's Albert	L
And Father said Aye it would be	Q
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Albert came in all excited	L
And started is story to give	B2
And Pa said I'll never trust lions	C2
Again not as long as I live	D2
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The young man from the Prudential	C
To pick up the money began	Q
But Father said ere wait a moment	L
Don't be in a urry young man	Q
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Then giving young Albert a shilling	T
E said Ere pop off back to the zoo	C
Get your stick with the orse's ead andle	C
Go and see wot the tigers can do	C

Marriott Edgar

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