Phantasmagoria Canto V ( Byckerment ) Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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DON'T they consult the 'Victims ' thoughA
I said They should by rightsB
Give them a chance because you knowA
The tastes of people differ soA
Especially in SpritesA
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The Phantom shook his head and smiledC
Consult them Not a bitD
'Twould be a job to drive one wildC
To satisfy one single childC
There'd be no end to itD
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Of course you can't leave CHILDREN freeE
Said I to pick and chooseA
But in the case of men like meE
I think 'Mine Host' might fairly beE
Allowed to state his viewsA
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He said It really wouldn't payF
Folk are so full of fanciesA
We visit for a single dayF
And whether then we go or stayF
Depends on circumstancesA
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And though we don't consult 'Mine Host'F
Before the thing's arrangedF
Still if he often quits his postF
Or is not a well mannered GhostF
Then you can have him changedF
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But if the host's a man like youG
I mean a man of senseA
And if the house is not too newG
Why what has THAT said I to doG
With Ghost's convenienceA
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A new house does not suit you knowA
It's such a job to trim itF
But after twenty years or soA
The wainscotings begin to goA
So twenty is the limitF
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To trim was not a phrase I couldF
Remember having heardF
Perhaps I said you'll be so goodF
As tell me what is understoodF
Exactly by that wordF
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It means the loosening all the doorsA
The Ghost replied and laughedF
It means the drilling holes by scoresA
In all the skirting boards and floorsA
To make a thorough draughtF
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You'll sometimes find that one or twoG
Are all you really needF
To let the wind come whistling throughG
But HERE there'll be a lot to doG
I faintly gasped IndeedF
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If I 'd been rather later I'llH
Be bound I added tryingI
Most unsuccessfully to smileH
You'd have been busy all this whileH
Trimming and beautifyingI
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Why no said he perhaps I shouldF
Have stayed another minuteF
But still no Ghost that's any goodF
Without an introduction wouldF
Have ventured to begin itF
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The proper thing as you were lateF
Was certainly to goI
But with the roads in such a stateF
I got the Knight Mayor's leave to waitF
For half an hour or soI
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Who's the Knight Mayor I cried InsteadF
Of answering my questionJ
Well if you don't know THAT he saidF
Either you never go to bedF
Or you've a grand digestionJ
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He goes about and sits on folkI
That eat too much at nightF
His duties are to pinch and pokeI
And squeeze them till they nearly chokeI
I said It serves them rightF
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And folk who sup on things like theseA
He muttered eggs and baconJ
Lobster and duck and toasted cheeseA
If they don't get an awful squeezeA
I'm very much mistakenJ
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He is immensely fat and soI
Well suits the occupationJ
In point of fact if you must knowI
We used to call him years agoI
THE MAYOR AND CORPORATIONJ
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The day he was elected MayorK
I KNOW that every Sprite meantF
To vote for ME but did not dareL
He was so frantic with despairL
And furious with excitementF
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When it was over for a whimM
He ran to tell the KingI
And being the reverse of slimM
A two mile trot was not for himM
A very easy thingI
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So to reward him for his runJ
As it was baking hotF
And he was over twenty stoneN
The King proceeded half in funJ
To knight him on the spotF
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'Twas a great liberty to takeI
I fired up like a rocketF
He did it just for punning's sakeI
'The man ' says Johnson 'that would makeI
A pun would pick a pocket '-
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A man said he is not a KingI
I argued for a whileH
And did my best to prove the thingI
The Phantom merely listeningI
With a contemptuous smileH
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At last when breath and patience spentF
I had recourse to smokingI
Your AIM he said is excellentF
But when you call it ARGUMENTF
Of course you're only jokingI
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Stung by his cold and snaky eyeO
I roused myself at lengthP
To say At least I do defyO
The veriest sceptic to denyO
That union is strengthP
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That's true enough said he yet stayF
I listened in all meeknessI
UNION is strength I'm bound to sayI
In fact the thing's as clear as dayI
But ONIONS are a weaknessI

Lewis Carroll



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