The Storm; Minerva's Petition Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABBCCDCCCEECCFFGGCC FFDDCCHHIIFFCCCCCCCC CCJJKKCCLLCCMNCCCCOO DDPPDDQQRRCCCCSSCCCCPallas a goddess chaste and wise | A |
Descending lately from the skies | A |
To Neptune went and begg'd in form | B |
He'd give his orders for a storm | B |
A storm to drown that rascal Hort | C |
And she would kindly thank him for't | C |
A wretch whom English rogues to spite her | D |
Had lately honour'd with a mitre | C |
The god who favour'd her request | C |
Assured her he would do his best | C |
But Venus had been there before | E |
Pleaded the bishop loved a whore | E |
And had enlarged her empire wide | C |
He own'd no deity beside | C |
At sea or land if e'er you found him | F |
Without a mistress hang or drown him | F |
Since Burnet's death the bishops' bench | G |
Till Hort arrived ne'er kept a wench | G |
If Hort must sink she grieves to tell it | C |
She'll not have left one single prelate | C |
For to say truth she did intend him | F |
Elect of Cyprus in commendam | F |
And since her birth the ocean gave her | D |
She could not doubt her uncle's favour | D |
Then Proteus urged the same request | C |
But half in earnest half in jest | C |
Said he Great sovereign of the main | H |
To drown him all attempts are vain | H |
Hort can assume more forms than I | I |
A rake a bully pimp or spy | I |
Can creep or run or fly or swim | F |
All motions are alike to him | F |
Turn him adrift and you shall find | C |
He knows to sail with every wind | C |
Or throw him overboard he'll ride | C |
As well against as with the tide | C |
But Pallas you've applied too late | C |
For 'tis decreed by Jove and Fate | C |
That Ireland must be soon destroy'd | C |
And who but Hort can be employ'd | C |
You need not then have been so pert | C |
In sending Bolton to Clonfert | C |
I found you did it by your grinning | J |
Your business is to mind your spinning | J |
But how you came to interpose | K |
In making bishops no one knows | K |
Or who regarded your report | C |
For never were you seen at court | C |
And if you must have your petition | L |
There's Berkeley in the same condition | L |
Look there he stands and 'tis but just | C |
If one must drown the other must | C |
But if you'll leave us Bishop Judas | M |
We'll give you Berkeley for Bermudas | N |
Now if 'twill gratify your spight | C |
To put him in a plaguy fright | C |
Although 'tis hardly worth the cost | C |
You soon shall see him soundly tost | C |
You'll find him swear blaspheme and damn | O |
And every moment take a dram | O |
His ghastly visage with an air | D |
Of reprobation and despair | D |
Or else some hiding hole he seeks | P |
For fear the rest should say he squeaks | P |
Or as Fitzpatrick did before | D |
Resolve to perish with his whore | D |
Or else he raves and roars and swears | Q |
And but for shame would say his prayers | Q |
Or would you see his spirits sink | R |
Relaxing downwards in a stink | R |
If such a sight as this can please ye | C |
Good madam Pallas pray be easy | C |
To Neptune speak and he'll consent | C |
But he'll come back the knave he went | C |
The goddess who conceived a hope | S |
That Hort was destined to a rope | S |
Believed it best to condescend | C |
To spare a foe to save a friend | C |
But fearing Berkeley might be scared | C |
She left him virtue for a guard | C |
Jonathan Swift
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