The Storm; Minerva's Petition Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABBCCDCCCEECCFFGGCC FFDDCCHHIIFFCCCCCCCC CCJJKKCCLLCCMNCCCCOO DDPPDDQQRRCCCCSSCCCC| Pallas a goddess chaste and wise | A |
| Descending lately from the skies | A |
| To Neptune went and begg'd in form | B |
| He'd give his orders for a storm | B |
| A storm to drown that rascal Hort | C |
| And she would kindly thank him for't | C |
| A wretch whom English rogues to spite her | D |
| Had lately honour'd with a mitre | C |
| The god who favour'd her request | C |
| Assured her he would do his best | C |
| But Venus had been there before | E |
| Pleaded the bishop loved a whore | E |
| And had enlarged her empire wide | C |
| He own'd no deity beside | C |
| At sea or land if e'er you found him | F |
| Without a mistress hang or drown him | F |
| Since Burnet's death the bishops' bench | G |
| Till Hort arrived ne'er kept a wench | G |
| If Hort must sink she grieves to tell it | C |
| She'll not have left one single prelate | C |
| For to say truth she did intend him | F |
| Elect of Cyprus in commendam | F |
| And since her birth the ocean gave her | D |
| She could not doubt her uncle's favour | D |
| Then Proteus urged the same request | C |
| But half in earnest half in jest | C |
| Said he Great sovereign of the main | H |
| To drown him all attempts are vain | H |
| Hort can assume more forms than I | I |
| A rake a bully pimp or spy | I |
| Can creep or run or fly or swim | F |
| All motions are alike to him | F |
| Turn him adrift and you shall find | C |
| He knows to sail with every wind | C |
| Or throw him overboard he'll ride | C |
| As well against as with the tide | C |
| But Pallas you've applied too late | C |
| For 'tis decreed by Jove and Fate | C |
| That Ireland must be soon destroy'd | C |
| And who but Hort can be employ'd | C |
| You need not then have been so pert | C |
| In sending Bolton to Clonfert | C |
| I found you did it by your grinning | J |
| Your business is to mind your spinning | J |
| But how you came to interpose | K |
| In making bishops no one knows | K |
| Or who regarded your report | C |
| For never were you seen at court | C |
| And if you must have your petition | L |
| There's Berkeley in the same condition | L |
| Look there he stands and 'tis but just | C |
| If one must drown the other must | C |
| But if you'll leave us Bishop Judas | M |
| We'll give you Berkeley for Bermudas | N |
| Now if 'twill gratify your spight | C |
| To put him in a plaguy fright | C |
| Although 'tis hardly worth the cost | C |
| You soon shall see him soundly tost | C |
| You'll find him swear blaspheme and damn | O |
| And every moment take a dram | O |
| His ghastly visage with an air | D |
| Of reprobation and despair | D |
| Or else some hiding hole he seeks | P |
| For fear the rest should say he squeaks | P |
| Or as Fitzpatrick did before | D |
| Resolve to perish with his whore | D |
| Or else he raves and roars and swears | Q |
| And but for shame would say his prayers | Q |
| Or would you see his spirits sink | R |
| Relaxing downwards in a stink | R |
| If such a sight as this can please ye | C |
| Good madam Pallas pray be easy | C |
| To Neptune speak and he'll consent | C |
| But he'll come back the knave he went | C |
| The goddess who conceived a hope | S |
| That Hort was destined to a rope | S |
| Believed it best to condescend | C |
| To spare a foe to save a friend | C |
| But fearing Berkeley might be scared | C |
| She left him virtue for a guard | C |
Jonathan Swift
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